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SpatialKimtamine

@kimmalien.bsky.social

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Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit

Skrrts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog

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Haiku Platypus's avatar Haiku Platypus @haikuplatypus.bsky.social
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Kim, thank you for a silly coin toss. Tails was a great call. Always tails.

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SpatialKimtamine's avatar SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
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If I’m losing gold over this glitch I’m going to get a life

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Cannoli is having fun, I support it. But they should fix the game for us losers too

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No trust me I need more distractions

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What the hell am I supposed to do I need some mf dopamine

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My golds are all locked too it seems

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Hush Jared's avatar Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social
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Calling CPS on whoever adopted this highway

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Miss Riss's avatar Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social
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I would like to move somewhere with a yard, as I feel the need to sit, unmoving, in the spray radius of an old school sprinkler for possibly around 16 hours.

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Lizzy 💫's avatar Lizzy 💫 @stonedeva.bsky.social
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So cool how we're all on the same insomnia schedule now

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Gwen Pepperoni's avatar Gwen Pepperoni @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
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sorry sorry, no I thought I was calling the suicide party line, I'll dial again.

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turbo jerry's avatar turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social
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bsky is like a deranged therapy session of the blind leading the blind

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alber 's avatar alber @captainacab.airbud.website
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i have no honor whatsoever if the ship is going down i am off that bitch. bye. have fun dying or whatever

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Haiku Platypus's avatar Haiku Platypus @haikuplatypus.bsky.social
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With respect to ‘gold,’ gonna start typing Accede, Acquiesce, Annoy…

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Apparently having your mom calling you in sick from work doesn’t count.

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BEAVE ²'s avatar BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
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My hugs may be free, but they’re also boner-inducing.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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The most supremacist species in the animal kingdom is the Great White Shark.

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SpatialKimtamine's avatar SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
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Best album to be depressed to

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Haiku Platypus's avatar Haiku Platypus @haikuplatypus.bsky.social
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I think the game has performance anxiety, like we do sometimes.

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SpatialKimtamine's avatar SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
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Don’t you know you subscribed to the devil w your own bsky blood

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kir's avatar kir @kirlax.bsky.social
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riding my bike with no hands rn if you even care

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thee michael whiteshoes's avatar thee michael whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social
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every time i see Duel i think it says Duet & wonder what kind of karaoke hell we are getting ourselves into

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Xavier's avatar Xavier @xinicit.bsky.social
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Going to befriend some sex workers so that if I come into some money and can afford to pay someone to make a video saying nice things about me it won’t be generic crap.

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weeder's avatar weeder @weeder.bsky.social
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The US should switch to Celsius to make it cooler at night

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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff's avatar Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff @fulkery.bsky.social
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Hi it’s me, America’s sweetheart, covered in my own vomit and passed out in your hydrangeas.

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(Don't Cry For Me) Open Doorley's avatar (Don't Cry For Me) Open Doorley @tchotch.bsky.social
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I get a lot of feedback on my salad dressing but never reveal the secret ingredient (Windex)

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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i’m sorry my post made all the cishet guys come out of the closet it’s weird now isn’t it

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turbo jerry's avatar turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social
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PSA: there’s no formula for success on this app so relax it’s all chaos and awfulness

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Salty MacTavish's avatar Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social
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High above our heads in this KFC parking lot pigeons catch thermals and soar like eagles

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tayy's avatar tayy @gorl.gay
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you ever get pissed off by your own playlist ?

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SpatialKimtamine's avatar SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
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I could be a narcissist or a narcotic depending on who you ask

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Marshall Scott's avatar Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social
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Ghosting my landlord by hiding in the walls and haunting the house when he tries to rent it out

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SpatialKimtamine's avatar SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
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I had a potassium overdose once. You don’t die from it, you just have fatigue and depression and it was unusual for a 8 year old so they found the problem in my blood. Now the problem is in my brain

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Jay's avatar Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social
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My 80 y/o dad read some of my skeets and called the police

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Haiku Platypus's avatar Haiku Platypus @haikuplatypus.bsky.social
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Screenshotting this now to show you when you pass 1 boron followers.

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Staff Chief of Joints's avatar Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social
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I thought organic farming would involve more spleens and kidneys.

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