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america's only bluesky account.

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 12:11 UTC

streaming services need to calm the fuck down

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OGfattcatt @ogfattcatt.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 12:36 UTC

Jerry Seinfeld voice: “have you ever noticed how hard it is to get your name off a flight log? I mean what’s the deal with that?”

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

Do I still get a pass if I was a try hard when I was a teen?

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

That’s a lot of words!

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

Exactly my thoughts

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

I don’t know all the words to any song, but I do know 35 percent of the words to many songs

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kai @itskai.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

cum? you mean boner marrow??

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StefanThinks @stefanthinks.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

If you elect me president, I will personally call you to wish you a happy birthday every year I'm in office.

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Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

There are many things that infuriate me about the pundit class right now, but probably one of the top on my list: Project 2025 has posted their plans for every single federal department on their website. They have a training academy for prospective appointees. Where are the hard hitting op-eds?

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:11 UTC

Thinking of you both…hoping for a good update soon, glad she’s getting treatment!

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Gwen McNamara @timeandagwen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:07 UTC

Rapist and convicted felon Trump brushed off his incessant lying debate performance in a high-stakes interview after he defiantly declared on the stump that he'll stay in the 2024 race. Follow live updates.

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Ashley, Inc @ashleysays.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

🎶Trains are cool. Trains are fun. Trains are going to kill us all because they’re old and not inspected🎶

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:05 UTC

Hell yeah

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Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

This is the editorial view of the guy who controls which posts get shown on Vichy Twitter and which get buried. Insane that journalists continue to use it as a source of information and contribute to its legitimacy

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

Home ownership is a scam perpetuated by the lobbyists at Big Mulch

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

Collateral damage, I’m afraid

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Erica @ericaaaaa.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

Reasons to unsubscribe from the NYT: they’re transphobic, they really want Trump to win, they find “getting railed in a sundress” to be too vulgar

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

With 4 kids in it?

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:48 UTC

I hope Betsy DeVos gets the Karz 4 Kidz song stuck in her head this weekend.

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:56 UTC

was the grink there

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:31 UTC

if i unfollow you and immediately refollow it wasn't a mistake i am renewing my vows

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

“Our” titles, eh? Are you the Earl of Bluesky then?

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:39 UTC

In a real democracy, someone would be asking Trump which parts he finds abysmal and which parts he agrees with. Instead he gets to slide by on vague half-denouncements like this.

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:32 UTC

Cue the New York Times finally covering Trump, what a good and benevolent ruler he is going to be.

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

The right is now having its own meltdown because Trump can’t make becoming Hitler his official campaign stance

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:01 UTC

I just hate it. *Points at everything.

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:14 UTC

A-I’m trying to eat over here

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:11 UTC

I mean we have people named Denver Riggleman, so it’s kind of a crapshoot at this point

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:11 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:59 UTC

If I see any of you saying “Sir Keir” I will dump your tea into the nearest harbor

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

you're underestimating how dumb people on the internet can be

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:17 UTC

if you ordered enough pizza last night, you don't have to order more today

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:16 UTC

i thought it was too positive

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:13 UTC

WHO DID THIS TO YOU

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:13 UTC

Biden needs to retire 'Build Back Better' and adopt a catchier slogan, like 'All Republicans Are Fundamentalist Freaks'

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TuSoon Shakur @tusoonshakur.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

Mario [breaking up with Peach] itsa not you

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Jenny Who? @jennywho.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

My son calls trampolines “jumpolines.” Kid’s gonna work in marketing someday.

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:28 UTC

well i'm glad it sounds like you're able to talk yourself out of that...being on twitter definitely showed that the 'people smarter than me' crowd is a smaller group than you'd think lol

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 12:49 UTC

we all have imposter syndrome, so keep sharing the stuff you know and we'll all get smarter as a result

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:53 UTC

*knocking on the neighbor’s door* may I borrow a cup of uranium?

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

If there is a heaven, it will be solely populated by people that can watch fireworks without taking videos of it on their phone

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

i guess i can see both sides of the fireworks debate like on the one hand they’re obnoxious and frighten poor little doggies but on the other a lot of jagoffs have gotten their fingers blown off by them so on balance who’s to say

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Julie ⋆☾⋆ @deathbecomes-her.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:29 UTC

This is what July 4th feels like.

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Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

Swimming in your neighbor's pool counts as bathing today.

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Ashley, Inc @ashleysays.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:31 UTC

Fingers are 50% off tomorrow

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

timing my farts to line up exactly with the fireworks

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melted computer @meltedcomputer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

classic rock for gen z: nirvana, pearl jam classic rock for millenials: van halen, guns n’ roses classic rock for gen x: led zeppelin, pink floyd classic rock for boomers: igneous, sedimentary, metamorphic

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Georgia the Explorer @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

Someone’s gonna post hog on main tonight and it’ll be ALL over the Bluesky tabloids tomorrow morning

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

The best part about July 4th is that Supreme Court justices are 50% off tomorrow

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

me, 5 minutes after setting my bags down in the hotel room for some reason

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