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1290 followers 3106 following 1762 posts
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“I’m worth a million in prizes.”
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Brendel
@brendelbored.bsky.social
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Elon is sort of that guy who converts to Catholicism and goes super hardcore to the point it creeps out all the normal Catholics except his Catholicism is liking Ted Cruz
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Hate to disappoint you, Elon, but last I checked the penalty for traitors is that they receive immunity via the Supreme Court.
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Citizen.Coping
@propcazhpm.bsky.social
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Access to healthy affordable food & medical care are disability justice too. Wonder if that person speaking on Black folks experience knows Black ppl disproportionately have amputations as a result of diabetes. But they want to say other Black people, their people, aren't fighting for them. Gtfoh.
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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everyone is fighting some kind of battle sucker punch them while they’re focused on the other battle
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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴
@knilirabaj.bsky.social
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More trains please.
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Good Boy
@goodboy.bsky.social
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Baby you Firework
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daryl "happy birthday to the GROUND" bartley 🏳️⚧️
@hypercubexl.bsky.social
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the concept of a pizza ATM is disturbing because it implies withdrawing or depositing pizza
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson
@yippyskippy.bsky.social
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Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better Shreks, Lies, and Videotape
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Seth Trueger
@mdaware.org
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incidentally I am an emergency physician and I use a walker
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Miki Sudo ate 51 hotdogs in 10 minutes today. Go ahead and have that second burger—follow your dreams 🦅
www.nytimes.com/2024/07/04/n...
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.
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weeder
@weeder.bsky.social
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I always cut the plastic soda rings for sea turtles even though they probably wouldn't give me the time of day.
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🤣 The entire article made me laugh. Good writing
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“Mr. Bertoletti won the title, succeeding the 16-time champion Joey Chestnut, who was barred from the July 4 spectacle. In the women’s contest, Miki Sudo ate 51 hot dogs, a record.”
(Gift link):
www.nytimes.com/2024/07/04/n...
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John Breen
@acab.dad
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Prison rape jokes are a part of rape culture. Making “don’t drop the soap” and “become someone’s bitch” jokes means you think rape is okay if it happens to certain people.
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@quote-unquote.bsky.social
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That's great, it starts with a milkshake Nerds, cornflakes, and Bubble Tape And Juicy Juice with Honey Maid
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Lizzy 💫
@stonedeva.bsky.social
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Come at me hermanos
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MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.lol
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‘Your Honor’ is also a TV show with Bryan Cranston, your honor.
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juno. stump ($190/$250)
@juno.bsky.social
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Johnny Cash was simply no match for Johnny Venmo
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🏳️⚧️ Millennial Horniness is Not a Crime
@josie.zone
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{deep voice} Hello… I’m Johnny CashApp… {band starts playing} 🎶I hear that TikTok playin’ I’m scrollin’ on my phone
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@mamafirefly.bsky.social
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Pleasantly annoying, like a 70s game show intro music.
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Juli Gittinger aka Dr G
@jlgittinger.bsky.social
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Once in a while there will be a movie released on DVD with longer cuts left in and it becomes apparent that cutting/editing was the far better choice (Tombstone comes to mind).
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John Scalzi
@scalzi.com
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Also, there is no fucking shame in things saved in the edit; that's what the editing is for.
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(Don't Cry For Me) Open Doorley
@tchotch.bsky.social
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I haven't looked this up, but Castle Greyskull doesn't look like a hero's house to me
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Je Hyeon Sim 심제현 grampy radish
@naptime.theolive.garden
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wow, a ravioli is a burrito now, what will this world come up with next
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Vitamins aren’t real. There’s no way I’m getting the same shit from lettuce, the sun, and a Monster energy drink
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stan✨edward
@realstan.bsky.social
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“I left it on your desk” is not an acceptable means of communication you might as well say “I pitched it into a tornado”
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God Emperor Mom
@carnitas.bsky.social
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Staring at Iggy Pop shirtless and squinting to see what the future holds 🔮
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Wabi Sabi For Robots
@wabisabi4robots.bsky.social
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I wore my Hypercolor shirt with my acid washed jeans—pegged, of course
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@quote-unquote.bsky.social
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Yes! I had one like this. Turned pink
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DC Pierson
@dcpierson.bsky.social
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Do not cite the old magic to me, Witch. I was there when Starbucks gave out iTunes downloads on little cards
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Gillian Branstetter
@gbbranstetter.bsky.social
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Must be nice to have choices
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Amy A
@lolennui.bsky.social
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every “supreme court” headline is a jump scare
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Pot Shop Boy
@potshopboy.bsky.social
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How many enchiladas have to be squeezed to make one can of enchilada sauce? What a waste of perfectly good enchiladas.
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
@slacey.net
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going to facebook and posting sexually explicit minion memes is praxis
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Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
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"Crime and Punishment" now just "Crime"
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@quote-unquote.bsky.social
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He is the definition of “piece of shit.” He gets to wear a robe to work where all he has to do is sit in air conditioning and collect bribes but he has to go out of his way to make working people less safe.
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This post is genius level clever and I am dying laughing:
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I pinned it so I could look up your Discog in the future when you’ve got it updated. After “Only Some Things,” I found some of your older tracks on Apple Music. Can’t wait to hear more!
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Randy Coppinger
@randycoppinger.bsky.social
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I contain multitudes of tacos
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TH
@yaboyth.bsky.social
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Touching grass isn't enough, I need to select the Grass-type starter in my Pokemon adventure
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Kaitlin Has Had Enough
@gothamgirlblue.com
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"As [Harris] breaks down the weak defenses of the January 6th Insurrection, she can build upon her boss’s restraint, discipline, deference, and adherence to the rule of law—and, tacitly, her own."
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FK
@funkelly.bsky.social
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bluesky and chill? call that bangers and smash
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Jillbles
@jillbles.bsky.social
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@quote-unquote.bsky.social
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I contain multitudes of histamines
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