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Sit maxing

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Maladroithe's avatar Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social
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France dropkicked a baldly fascist political coalition out of office, imo if we can’t manage to do the same we should give back the Statue of Liberty

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DIG through the fridges to MAKE some sandwiches theres HAM and what looks like arugula

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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God DAMNIT Instagram stop trying to sell me a ceramic chicken dick!

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I just listened to a bunch of butthole surfers yesterday, that’s funny

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Bill Corbett 's avatar Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social
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The real hero of this day, and any day

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”'s avatar pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social
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First they call for the president to step down, and now this. Sad times for the Gray Lady

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The best cover performed by a band that pissed on a fan on stage

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It should be illegal to send me an email right now

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ceej's avatar ceej @ceej.online
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ass cheeks so pale they could make a werewolf transform

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkayes.bsky.social
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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

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dillo (the yakubian mamba)'s avatar dillo (the yakubian mamba) @dillo.media
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mf when it shittin season

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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Just make Flamin’ Hot Advil. Nothing fucking matters.

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went with the 6ft hybrid toilet snake auger instead of the 3ft version and was vindicated when the last 3ft made the difference. Cost $35 more than the shorter one.

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The world won’t know peace without the same technology for lemon zesters

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Atomic Priesthood Memes's avatar Atomic Priesthood Memes @turniprodeo.bsky.social
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I really try hard not to post about politics. But this is the most important issue in Oregon right now and if all of my followers too a moment to sign it would make a difference tell the liberals in salem we need to blow uo the whale now www.change.org/p/explode-th...

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"Great shot, kid! That was one in a million!" I just earned the Exhaust Port™ badge on my Disney x Tushy Interactive Bidet

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Was this edited to make the hotdog more dick like?

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Was falsely labeled as a teacup Minotaur in the ad

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indie rock guy releasing an album called “Allegations” to muddy the waters a bit on wikipedia

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Ready all the kings horses and all the kings men

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Get Biden and trump on hot ones because hopefully they’ll both die

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little lamb 's avatar little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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If I were Icarus I would have flown directly into the sun. Fuck it, we ball

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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy's avatar Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy @ugarles.bsky.social
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you've been hit by you've been struck by

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