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head of six companies, including a major U.S. military communications contractor and a company that puts wires in paraplegics' brains, wants you to know that he considers filing fraudulent business records to be a trivial matter

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The Abominable Dr Workman's avatar The Abominable Dr Workman @drpaulabominable.bsky.social
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I wish I could say that this statement makes me wonder whether his businesses may be driven by misrepresentation, but at this point I already think that. So no change, really.

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Vera Tobin's avatar Vera Tobin @vtobin.bsky.social
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i wish he would fall in a hole

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's avatar @bcms.bsky.social
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The law is the law there big guy. Trivial to you maybe, but not many of the rest of America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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RogueX23๐Ÿ‰'s avatar RogueX23๐Ÿ‰ @roguex23.bsky.social
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I believe these types love to say: don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Funny how they never want to let BIPOC off over "trivial" matters.

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Blackcatcrosses's avatar Blackcatcrosses @blackcatcrosses.bsky.social
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Yes, indeed, anyone who commits crimes is in danger of being convicted of committing crimes.

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The American Civil War Podcast's avatar The American Civil War Podcast @uscivilwar.bsky.social
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For completeness sake, he's not only saying it's a trivial matter but suggesting that Important People (presumably including himself) should be able to dismiss such things.

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Jim M's avatar Jim M @hockeyinottawa.bsky.social
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Im sure this will go well for his attempts to get a $56B compensation package that is predicated on him being a savvy businessman.

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The Rat Hatter's avatar The Rat Hatter @patricks16.bsky.social
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Let's hope so and let's hope you're next.

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Daniel Feldman's avatar Daniel Feldman @dfeldman.bsky.social
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While asking for $50 billion in salary from his investors

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Kevin Kohler's avatar Kevin Kohler @kevinkohler.bsky.social
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Laws are for the poors.

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busillis's avatar busillis @busillis.bsky.social
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Ok he did put the wires in their brains but to be fair the wires did fall out almost immediately afterwards.

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Mary Grace's avatar Mary Grace @emgeekay.bsky.social
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so glad I left the bird place

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philstr.bsky.social's avatar philstr.bsky.social @philstr.bsky.social
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Anyone is at risk of being convicted if they break the law. That's a bad thing. I have very big brain.

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Rich Puchalsky โš‘'s avatar Rich Puchalsky โš‘ @richpuchalsky.bsky.social
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tbf he has absolutely been consistent in this opinion over time. The question is not why do fans admire him anyways, it's what kind of grift got him the military contract or really do all military contracts these days routinely run on fake paperwork

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's avatar @la-crystal.bsky.social
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I think he's also saying he assumes 'anyone' files false business statements - no biggie. I never did so I don't think this could happen to me. My guess is most people DON'T think this will happen to them.

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Fable Bloodworth's avatar Fable Bloodworth @fablebloodworth.bsky.social
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This manchild just further proving my point that a majority of the rich have sold off their brain cells for their money because they come out and say the stupidest shit and not expect anyone to recognize it as such when it's obvious.

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Janet Linde's avatar Janet Linde @janetlinde.bsky.social
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I guess he's too stupid to make the connection. That "trivial matter" threw the election to a fraudster who'd otherwise have lost. Trump then went on to create chaos and leave a path of destruction in his wake. It may take decades for this country to recover.

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Glen Jackson 's avatar Glen Jackson @glenjackson.bsky.social
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I reposted and used your quote.. โค๏ธ

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Spooky Platypus 's avatar Spooky Platypus @spookyplatypus.bsky.social
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The last dozen people working at X today:

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Spooky Platypus 's avatar Spooky Platypus @spookyplatypus.bsky.social
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Iโ€™ll take things a criminal would say for $1000 Alex

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Rafe B.'s avatar Rafe B. @digitaldiscipline.bsky.social
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I mean, he has absolutely filed fraudulent business records, and is currently sweating through the SEC exploring the nooks and crannies of his colon that his head has not yet reached.

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Seentoomuch's avatar Seentoomuch @seentoomuch.bsky.social
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news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...

Might have to do with this...?

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Grae Hall's avatar Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social
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Seriously, such a case of "keep Talking Musky, dig your hole deeper"

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Piedro's avatar Piedro @piedro.bsky.social
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Everyone is equal before the law. Except Elon and Donald. Otherwise the system will be damaged. This is what God wants. Eat that, you, the people.

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Chris Parker's avatar Chris Parker @crs1.bsky.social
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and the solution is more Federalist Society judges LULZ then law becomes a trivial matter involving corporate donations as bribes

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's avatar @flglmn.bsky.social
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i made this same post on twitter and it took eleven hours for the first low follower count bluecheck elon fan to show up to shriek at me. makes you wonder what the point of buying the website was in the first place

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Naught But Burning Hot Cola's avatar Naught But Burning Hot Cola @stickfigured.bsky.social
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I know we'd all hate to see other businessmen and companiesforced to be truthful and law-abiding. Horrors await.

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Dead Bat Designs's avatar Dead Bat Designs @deadbatdesigns.bsky.social
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But also, the crime Trump committed *effectively* was stealing the 2016 election. You can predict with a high degree of probability that had Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal's stories come out in October 2016, Roe v Wade would still be the law in the US. 100s of thousands fewer COVID deaths, etc.

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ghost ace's avatar ghost ace @kinkcynical.bsky.social
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"Yeah, it's not a big deal. I do it all the time and I'm the smartest and richest man ever! ... I'm being told by my lawyers that I have never fraudulently cooked any books of the 6 companies I 'run'."

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www.cfoselections.com/perspective/...

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Blame Tag ๐Ÿท๏ธ's avatar Blame Tag ๐Ÿท๏ธ @blametag.bsky.social
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"That's just how you do business".

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Movie Vigilante ๐Ÿ“ผ's avatar Movie Vigilante ๐Ÿ“ผ @movievigilante.com
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It sounds like Leon Skum is admitting to similar crimes.

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Mike Shonty's avatar Mike Shonty @mjshonty.bsky.social
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It's crazy how two of the most unskilled, charmless, lazy wastes of space on this planet have such a cult following. What is the appeal of worshipping these scumbags?

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Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown's avatar Jeffles the no-talent ass-clown @jeffles.bsky.social
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Someone seems nervous that being a conservative doesn't insulate you from prosecution.

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ProzacElf's avatar ProzacElf @prozacelf.bsky.social
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Honestly I partially read this kind of thing the way you did here but I also feel like there's an implied threat of "if you shit-talk MAGA or nazis etc then we'll do this to you given half a chance"

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Arty Corvale's avatar Arty Corvale @artycorvale.bsky.social
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"Because of politics rather than justice". Is this man a child? Justice is defined by our politics. What a fucking idiot.

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Dan Sandler's avatar Dan Sandler @danielsand.bsky.social
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Man whose entire fortune is exclusively tied up in a single company wants you to not look at his financial business records too closely.

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AM (Amber Mitchell)'s avatar AM (Amber Mitchell) @thisisam.bsky.social
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If by "anyone" he means himself, then...

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Seludlam's avatar Seludlam @seludlam.bsky.social
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A fact his government contracting officers will be thrilled to hearโ€ฆ

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Q. H. Stone's avatar Q. H. Stone @qhstone.bsky.social
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Well he is under SEC investigation and possibly other federal agencies.

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Hemlock Autumn's avatar Hemlock Autumn @hemlockautumn.bsky.social
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I am sorry but every person doing business with him or using his products is a ridiculous loser that deserves mockery. โœจ

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Marsha Shaiman's avatar Marsha Shaiman @meshaiman.bsky.social
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All ReQublicans who have paid off a porn star to influence an election are now quaking in their boots.

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Rob Honeycutt 's avatar Rob Honeycutt @robhon.bsky.social
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Musk has been over-promising and under-delivering for 20 years now. At this point, why anyone would even give him the time of day completely baffles me.

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As A Dog-man โ˜ญ's avatar As A Dog-man โ˜ญ @scooterdavis.bsky.social
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You too, gentle viewer, may be the target of a porn star hush money record falsification case

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Anne's avatar Anne @deweycat.bsky.social
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Sounds like state regulators in the states his business operate in ought to perhaps have a quick look at his records and books...

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Neil Polowin's avatar Neil Polowin @neilpolowin.bsky.social
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It reads like a confession, doesn't it?

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www.reddit.com/r/ABoringDys...

seems to be business as usual for a certain class of unreasonable wealthy men.

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Edgardo Block's avatar Edgardo Block @edgardoblock.bsky.social
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And the severity of the crime was codified before anyone was convicted of the crime, much less someone who wants to return to the job of CEO of the worldโ€™s largest economy and the leader of 340M people. But he tried to hide the gabagool nonetheless.

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Jade Cargill stan account ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ's avatar Jade Cargill stan account ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ @adaytaramember.bsky.social
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Someone who absolutely does not want you looking at his business records

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Paula Villa Braslavsky's avatar Paula Villa Braslavsky @paulita.bsky.social
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"anyone is at risk of a similar fate" - yeah, Elon, exactly, and that's the whole point: law applies to anyone and everyone.

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Wile E. Turkey (he/him)'s avatar Wile E. Turkey (he/him) @wildturkey.bsky.social
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Filing fraudulent business records specifically with the intent to conceal a crime.

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