Guidance for US people trying to understand the UK election results later:
Tories under 150 seats: LOL
Tories under 120 seats: LMAO
Tories under 100 seats: ROFL
Jul 04, 2024 at 07:12 UTC
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Well, the bad news is they broke 100.
Luckily with only 45 seats left undeclared they're not likely to make it to 150 though.
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Sub 50: ROFPAAPML
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Holding out for RTFM.
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Random telegraph article on my news feed was detailing the existential battle for second place.
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Sadly my hope of them falling behind the SNP seems impossible
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They lost CHELSEA.
I saw that as I was drinking coffee and my keyboard paid the price, but ... CHELSEA!!1!
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need my fix of red and yellow hexagon maps, now!
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I have a bet on them going under 50. I think under 100 is almost nailed on at this point.
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How many are the tories going to lose to remain is something I'm curious about.
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I figured, looking at the whole slate of numbers.
Delightful. I really do hope Lib Dems outnumber them and shut them out completely.
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Nearly LMAO then
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What if.. .zero seats
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Tories under # of LibDem seats: VENGEANCE!
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Survation says hi.
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What's the official ROFLMAO number?
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Uk just tired of Tories. Bit like the end of the Thatcher ,Major era. Ushered in Blair.
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The absolute funniest thing would be a pro-EU prime minister decides to let the people decide in a non-binding referendum which starts EU reentry negotiations.
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Doubt that they'll be anywhere near 3rd, but reasonable chance of having fewer than everyone else that's not labour?
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Tories under 75 seats: ROFLMAO
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TY!
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How many seats does a candidate need to be president?
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LibDem forms the official opposition: ROFPML
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๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป Starmer seems like a cipher but Not-the-Tories is a win and weโll take it.
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What if Tories under 60 seats?
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Lib Dem opposition PML
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Tories under 150 seats defeat by 150 runs
Tories under 120 defeat by 10 wickets
Tories under 100 seats defeat by an innings and 200 runs
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Let's hope Rishi takes the ROFLcopter.
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Thank you.
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Key
LOL: Lots of Labour
LMAO: Labour Majority Absolutely Outrageous
ROFL: Really Only Fucking Labour
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That is wonderfully concise. Noted, reposted, and thank you!
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Thank you, this explains it very well to me ๐ค๐ป
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Ed Davey as LOTO: ROFLMAO
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Lib Dems form the Opposition: ROFLCOPTER (From which Ed Davey skydives on the first day of Parliament)
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Tories under 60 seats: Death by continual orgasm
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FYI, the best assortment of champagnes and suchlike in Helsinki is Alko Arkadia.
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Meme wise that's:
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