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Hail The Duke Baby

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Aspiring journalist, pre-hrt trans woman. Will infodump about Pokemon for no reason.


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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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Well this is grim

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alex (kamalist-restorationist) 🥥🙏🥥's avatar alex (kamalist-restorationist) 🥥🙏🥥 @uneedabiscuit.bsky.social
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OK but what if the gay furry hackers released transcripts of their text conversations with Heritage Foundation Director and massive pissbaby Mike Howell?

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Matt Novak's avatar Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
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"It is the largest reported salmonella outbreak linked to raw milk in the U.S. in the past decade, according to health officials."

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Jodie Troutman's avatar Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com
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I'm not sure how much clearer the National Park Service can make this, but seriously: STOP TRYING TO HIKE THE GRAND CANYON WHEN IT'S A HUNDRED AND TWENTY DEGREES OUTSIDE.

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Hail The Duke Baby's avatar Hail The Duke Baby @guineaduke.bsky.social
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I just want the machine to produce horrors beyond my comprehension damn it

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gamera obscura 's avatar gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social
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i have a job interview on monday that i got through bluesky, (which is amazing because i have no manners or self control on this site). i also met one of the best people i have ever known here, so social media can be ok.

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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This is how you become One Punch Man in real life

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Susan Rinkunas has a newsletter's avatar Susan Rinkunas has a newsletter @susanrinkunas.com
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I SAID GOOD DAY

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Daniel Feldman's avatar Daniel Feldman @dfeldman.bsky.social
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An important 1982 lecture by Grace Hopper is stored on tape in a vault at the NSA

MuckRock filed a FOIA request to get a copy of the lecture

Three years later, the NSA said they could not read the 1982 tape format, and sent back a photocopy of the tape reel 🙃

www.muckrock.com/news/archive...

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spark relation 's avatar spark relation @alf.schlongalaxy.space
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This is a perfect example of making something a money problem to solve for

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its jae's avatar its jae @fussybabybit.ch
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Also not to be a poptimist but Trump lost the popular vote twice so if Biden fucks this up it’s entirely on the DNC and Bideniacs btw. Trump is not some unstoppable wrecking ball he actually deeply sucks politically and his own base was massively de-energized by his shit performance in office. Sorry

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alisonborealis (she/her)'s avatar alisonborealis (she/her) @alisonborealis.bsky.social
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Truly the first thing I thought of was how much this photo demonstrates every masking person's experience of people they love totally not getting that them being unmasked is an active threat to their own health and safety. Particularly if you share the same home.

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Philip Bump's avatar Philip Bump @pbump.com
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Reading a story about the election that casually referred to "Biden's slide in the polls" and it just remains remarkable to me that narrative reporters can just drop stuff like that into copy and never think twice about whether it has any basis in fact.

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Mike Caulfield's avatar Mike Caulfield @mikecaulfield.bsky.social
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Just to be clear why this is odd -- the narrative I see pundits pitch is that the public is obsessed with Biden's age and the Project 2025 story is not breaking through. These searches aren't perfect proxies but this complicates that a bit at least.

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Hail The Duke Baby's avatar Hail The Duke Baby @guineaduke.bsky.social
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I am once again asking you to buy stuff from my boyfriend HE NEEDS TO EAT

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Sage 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Sage 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social
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reposting with alt text

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Claire Willett's avatar Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social
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I think all the time about the interviewer who asked Meryl Streep “how did you not know about Weinstein” and she was like “I didn’t know because he NEEDED me not to know” it isn’t a character flaw to have been deceived by someone who is a deceit expert cultivating the cover of your faith & goodwill

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grace's avatar grace @acab4cutie.top
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call me bidet the way i baja blast her butt

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grace's avatar grace @acab4cutie.top
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slowly turning the knob to “blast butt” and looking back at the audience for approval

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Very Very Common Mike Dunford 's avatar Very Very Common Mike Dunford @questauthority.bsky.social
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Also - Dear furry tech people: Heritage is run by people who are connected and well-resourced, although not necessarily all that sharp. So please remember that even if nothing else you did or know about is remotely illegal, it's a felony to lie to the feds and every day is STFU Friday, m'kay?

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Kim Kelly's avatar Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social
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It took 50 years for the Dept of Labor to update its federal standard to better protect coal miners from the deadly silica dust that’s driving an epidemic of black lung across Appalachia.

Now, the Republicans are trying to kill it: t.co/lTtAzS5Vq4

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Dr. Lucky Tran's avatar Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.bsky.social
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Thanks to Violet Affleck’s public comment, pretty much every media outlet of note in the world is now writing about masks and Long COVID… even the New York Times!

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ApocalypticaNow's avatar ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social
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They invited Frampton! I hope we'll get a video of the performance

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Omar Wasow's avatar Omar Wasow @owasow.bsky.social
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“In 1946 amid persistent racial divisions, popular radio series Adventures of Superman launched Operation Intolerance, a sequence of new episodes promoting equality, rejecting racial discrimination and exposing the KKK’s bigotry. We find lasting impacts…” dx.doi.org/10.2139/ssrn...

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spoonshiro's avatar spoonshiro @spoonshiro.com
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Mass Effect is just Kingdom Hearts except Kingdom Hearts knows its plot is ridiculous and knows better than to take itself so damn seriously. KH is way more fun to play too

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cait 's avatar cait @cait.bsky.social
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when someone's entire social media presence is being loud and angry to "bad" people they eventually run out of "bad" people and just start being cruel to strangers who didn't do anything

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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this was one of my points in my conversation with ezra on his podcast: there is a large delta separating what people think american political parties are and what american political parties actually are

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Hail The Duke Baby's avatar Hail The Duke Baby @guineaduke.bsky.social
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they were giving me stimulants in the second grade fuck this system

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Indige Tea 🦬🧡's avatar Indige Tea 🦬🧡 @colouredwilde.bsky.social
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The doctors that don't do this are as rare as a full solar eclipse where the planets are also in full alignment. And once they are Known it's nearly impossible to get on their patient list. Someone has to die (or move v far away).

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ALCA, The Goddess of Lust's avatar ALCA, The Goddess of Lust @flailmorpho.bsky.social
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I just saw someone refer to white people as "bleach demons" and I am laughing my ass off

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Pookleblinky's avatar Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social
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When the american liberals use France's election as an illustration of the need to VOTE, they ignore that people were not only voting against the far right but *for* something. They voted for a campaign which promises to: increase minimum wage, lower retirement age, pay for all childcare, etc

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sarah zedig's avatar sarah zedig @hmsnofun.bsky.social
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the dems were never gonna prevent this from happening. they've had opportunity after opportunity for at least the last 25 years, and they've consistently sided with capital in every way that matters. i mean, let's be real. collapse and civil conflict is gonna be GREAT for business

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sarah zedig's avatar sarah zedig @hmsnofun.bsky.social
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our "democracy" has been a shambling corpse my entire adult life. the supreme court has always been a fraudulent institution. the nyt has always been a conservative rag. the question now is: what will you do? who will you look down on? what will you settle for? what do you REALLY care about?

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The Nerdskull's avatar The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social
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FINALLY, a solution to all of our problems has arrived. Hope you enjoy.

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🔞Neph, Changeling Fucker Surpreme's avatar 🔞Neph, Changeling Fucker Surpreme @nephrastar.bsky.social
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Capitalism: you can't own anything in communism! Also capitalism: Actually you don't own this software you bought, just a license to use it that can be revoked without a refund at our whim. Actually yknow what we'll make you pay monthly for it too. Forever.

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Orion Fern | READ MY COMIC! 🦊's avatar Orion Fern | READ MY COMIC! 🦊 @ovaettr.gay
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I do a lot of stuff that doesnt have much value but i'm going to keep doing it regardless. Maybe someday I'll be hireable to this horrible world and actually able to eat enough food that i can donate plasma too and have healthy iron levels. Sigh. Dreams could possibly come true so here's hoping...

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Keith Stack's avatar Keith Stack @keithstack.com
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Honestly, this would make a good monkey ball level. Heck, include the screamer at the end!

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Oasus Plainsview: Dawntrailer's avatar Oasus Plainsview: Dawntrailer @itsoasus.fastestfurs.com
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FUN FACT: Did you know that The Heritage Foundation is a 501(c)(3) tax-exempt organization?

FUN FACT: They are not allowed to participate in political campaigns. Directly OR Indirectly.

FUN FACT: IRS Form 13909 Exists.

Do with this info as you will.

www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/...

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