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Martha Ann Alito is furiously googling “how to hang an American flag even more upside down”

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Danny       Pinion's avatar Danny Pinion @sirala6.bsky.social
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Finally an American President with real convictions.

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Bleusharque's avatar Bleusharque @bleusharque.bsky.social
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Ah, sweet Martha Ann. The true Upside-Downer.

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On her own accord. *wink* ah *wink*

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Ru Temple 🌈's avatar Ru Temple 🌈 @rutemple.bsky.social
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Oh NOW is when to wish her the most messed-up AI response 😂😂

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Ken Applebaum's avatar Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social
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Tell her hwat: we string her up by her toes like Mussolini and ALL the flags will be flying upside down!

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BearPondBoy🍦's avatar BearPondBoy🍦 @bearpondboy.bsky.social
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Russ Bengtson's avatar Russ Bengtson @russbengtson.bsky.social
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*sam gets home from a hard day of taking away people's rights* "honey why is the house upside down"

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Kris Overstreet's avatar Kris Overstreet @krisoverstreet.bsky.social
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Nah. She's trying to decide between a Confederate flag or a Russian one.

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art toast's avatar art toast @toasty.cx
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She's gonna hang the all-black one next, just wait

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Choying Palmo's avatar Choying Palmo @cchoetso.bsky.social
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Hawwwwww!!!!

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ChickCreative.bsky.social's avatar ChickCreative.bsky.social @chickcreative.bsky.social
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She’s making it suck for all us Marthas and I for one am PISSED. I used to laugh at the Karens but now it’s coming for meeeeeee…

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Arch cam cam's avatar Arch cam cam @archcamcam.bsky.social
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You win, that's the best one

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Eve Darling ❤️'s avatar Eve Darling ❤️ @evedarling.bsky.social
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I just made a blue sky and all I see are posts about flags.. what's going on?? 😅

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vexedillology

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Coyoty's avatar Coyoty @coyoty.bsky.social
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She'll try an Appeal to Hell flag this rime.

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proud rebel scum ⚛️'s avatar proud rebel scum ⚛️ @proudrebelscum.bsky.social
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how to hang an American flag the upside-downest!

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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 's avatar Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social
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34 upside-down flags at the Alito property this evening.

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Prestidigitator John 🇵🇸🇺🇦 's avatar Prestidigitator John 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social
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is there some way to turn that fucker inside out

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Minuit's avatar Minuit @zoroark.ca
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Apply flag texture to tesseract.

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C.E. Beavers's avatar C.E. Beavers @cebeavers.bsky.social
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☠️☠️☠️☠️

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Neil Stenhouse's avatar Neil Stenhouse @nstenhouse.bsky.social
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This is what Mrs Alito is after I think

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Jerome's avatar Jerome @fjerome.bsky.social
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*rotates it a full 360 degrees* ah fuck

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Lyndon Hood's avatar Lyndon Hood @lyndonhood.bsky.social
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kentropic's avatar kentropic @kentropic.bsky.social
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Upside-down *& backwards* this time!

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He's gonna hang his flag inside out.

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Jenny Fields's avatar Jenny Fields @jenniefields.bsky.social
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 But we all know it wasn’t Martha Ann.

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Joseph O's avatar Joseph O @josepho.bsky.social
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You gotta flip it over like three more times.

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Cuchulu's avatar Cuchulu @cuchulu.bsky.social
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LillianOrlando's avatar LillianOrlando @lillianorlando.bsky.social
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And probably with a glass 🍸 in her hand!!

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Jeffrey's avatar Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social
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After 30 minutes, she gives up and hangs Sam upside down from the pole.

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Robin Marwick's avatar Robin Marwick @electricland.bsky.social
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Upside-down AND at half-staff

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Melissa Wong's avatar Melissa Wong @favomancer.bsky.social
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She's gonna have to Klein bottle it.

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Tracey Eva 🇪🇺 💚🦜🌿🌻🌍🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♠️☮️'s avatar Tracey Eva 🇪🇺 💚🦜🌿🌻🌍🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♠️☮️ @traceva.bsky.social
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😁😆😁😆

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Madame Sosostris 's avatar Madame Sosostris @causamdicere.bsky.social
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Double upside down flag recipes

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Jombucha's avatar Jombucha @mangetout.bsky.social
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Inventing the Moebius Flag.

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CZEdwards's avatar CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social
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There’s gonna be flag origami at the Alito house before this is over.

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Luke's avatar Luke @luke-minded.bsky.social
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Hiring a contractor to create an upside down version of her house so that the flag is upside down but she can claim that it's the right way up for the house

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Chris in NY's avatar Chris in NY @chrisb2.bsky.social
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oh I CACKLED

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Parker's avatar Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social
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Sam is out there desperately trying to hacksaw that pole down, or telling a flunkie to, rather

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stu's avatar stu @stuschuster.bsky.social
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I sprayed the lighter fluid, but it was my wife that lit the flag. I only spit on my neighbors because I was trying to extinguish the flames.

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bibliotequetress's avatar bibliotequetress @bibliotequetress.bsky.social
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Gets back AI response that includes "antigravity machine" and "autoerotic"

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Christinn's avatar Christinn @mackanick.bsky.social
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😂

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David Noll 's avatar David Noll @david.noll.org
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Mrs. Alito's so mad, she hung her flag the *right* side up!

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"Rent-a-Klieg-Light"

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llholcomb 's avatar llholcomb @voteequality.bsky.social
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Richard Sales's avatar Richard Sales @theblueacorn.bsky.social
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Marth, Marth, Marth, Marth, Martha Ann…

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we need to get out in mass november and remove as many republicans from office as we can relegate trump republican nazi clown party to oblivion

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Matt Murphy, PhD's avatar Matt Murphy, PhD @mjosmurphy.bsky.social
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hanging an American flag upside down, at half mast

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Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth's avatar Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth @votemacbeth.org
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I'm torn between keeping her away from matches or throwing them at her tbh.

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Julia S.'s avatar Julia S. @booktweeting.bsky.social
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Tim Park's avatar Tim Park @timpark.bsky.social
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Same energy

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Anguirus's avatar Anguirus @anguirus.bsky.social
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Madeleine Holly-Rosing's avatar Madeleine Holly-Rosing @mcholly1.bsky.social
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😄 🤣 😂 😆

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CraftBeerCommie ☭'s avatar CraftBeerCommie ☭ @craftbeercommie.bsky.social
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Someone should let her know that the best thing she can do now is burn it.

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SkyFuneral's avatar SkyFuneral @aaronmk.bsky.social
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Upside down at half mast and dragging on the ground would be my bet. Maybe put it in a truck flag pole but installed incorrectly so it's also dragging along the ground

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Bonnie Berry's avatar Bonnie Berry @bonnieberry3578.bsky.social
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If she’s in trouble how does she hang her flag?

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mmmm, paint chips 's avatar mmmm, paint chips @shamr0cker.bsky.social
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Windmilling that flag like a majorette’s

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Christine Morales's avatar Christine Morales @chrismo.bsky.social
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They turned the house upside down too!

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