@kattsdogma.bsky.social

OH. COME. ON.

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William Preston @williampreston.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 13:28 UTC

You’re taking it too personally

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@markevans2073.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 13:40 UTC

Looks like there are no such things as planetary safe words

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Laird Bob Fumble of Cocomilk @lairdfumble.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 13:25 UTC

How come I didn't even know about it !?

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Anastacya @anastacya.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 14:34 UTC

*standing ovation*

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Kate Stewart 🏏 🌱 🎓 @katestew.art [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 13:18 UTC

Headline writers are such japesters

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@mickb.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 13:44 UTC

Evidently has something to do with the moon and conjunction .

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

these photographs taken by the Tingle Orbiting Telescope

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 13:46 UTC

NASA to launch giant preparation H rocket?

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🦇 The Grumpy Vampire Chef 🍽 @rajrjr.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 20, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

They're not wrong.😏

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Devilish @devilishlydo.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

Don't worry! I'm sure it's consensual! I mean, it is Uranus after all.

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@warlockofwires.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 22, 2024 at 05:58 UTC

Hahahahaaha

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Erinn O'Dear @erinnthered.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

Science writers have apparently been dining out that one for a year. (I see you, "editor.")

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RustedJackalSpit @rustedjackal.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

@senkanjo.bsky.social

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Floofers she/her @floofersthefox.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

Am I the only one who notices they’re using the false color images of Uranus that make it more blue then it actually is

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Infrastructure is politics @rational.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 13:58 UTC

All over its face

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Rich @techguy3.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 14:13 UTC

Nice.

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derek @derek.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 13:46 UTC

Well, we are going into the weekend. Someone got started a little early.

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Raad Islam @raaad.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 12:40 UTC

Hahahahaha @thesixthcourier.bsky.social

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Rick Healey, man out of thyme @twotothefifth.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 16:50 UTC

Please, not on the first date.

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Loka the Seeker @endlessquest.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 12:23 UTC

😂

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ahundred T. wolfsatyr @wolfsatyr.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 18:13 UTC

I've said it before, there are scientists and journalists who look for every double-entendre they can and then there are cowards. You can make us pronounce it differently but you can't make us stop

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Waterdrinker 💦 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @zattezwitser.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 15:23 UTC

No it has not!

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UnicornsRockUK 🏳️‍⚧️ @unicornsrockuk.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 22, 2024 at 15:12 UTC

Robert the intern started his first day of work at 9am, published his first article by 11am, and was out of work by 11.04am.

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Andy Beaton @aiabx.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 16:05 UTC

New Uranus jokes are hard to come by.

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@noo0tsure.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 16:49 UTC

And a confirmation:
www.sciencealert.com/uranus-smell...

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 20, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

THEY DO THIS SHIT ON PURPOSE! It’s specifically designed to make life awkward for seventh-grade science teachers.

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⛧ Azrah ⛧ @azraha.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 15:48 UTC

Give it a Gatorade, weed, and an ice pack. It'll be okay.

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JMB Verlag Jens Bolm @jmb-verlag.de [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 13:43 UTC

Come on Uranus? I mean, no kinkshaming, but(t) …

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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis @someone-somewhere.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

Can you cc @chucktingle.bsky.social on an astrology paper? Asking for Uranus.

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Jim Phillips @jmnphillips.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 22, 2024 at 14:48 UTC

You're referring to the article, which of course was the point all along.

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D. Aaron Campbell @daaronc.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

It really has. I should go beg him for more XD

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Big Babby @jnotj.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 14:44 UTC

I-

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Kevidently @kevidently.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 15:53 UTC

Not since the 90s, NASA!!

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@kattsdogma.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 12:16 UTC

happy #NationalSpaceDay

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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 13:59 UTC

AYO???

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Robin Bobcat @robinbobcat.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 19, 2024 at 13:31 UTC

I think we've found Chuck Tingle's day job...

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