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kilgore trout@kilgoretrout.bsky.social |
marvel having no idea what to do with their ip except incrementally devalue it is a truly mind boggling bag fumble
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Steve Ferra
@abpow.bsky.social
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only watching this if it reprises the plot of Cannonball Run
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Problematic Otter
@problematicotter.bsky.social
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I watched the last half of the Doctor Strange sequel and forgot that in the post-credits scene CHARLIZE THERON shows up for 12 seconds and...that's probably going to be the last time we see her in the MCU? Because they fucked this up so badly?
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normal orb
@menacingorb.bsky.social
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Wow this sounds dreadful
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groofay
@groofay.bsky.social
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This reminds me of crossover fanfiction I wrote when I was ten years old.
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hot coldman 4: bat patrol
@jacket.bsky.social
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having too many main characters worked out great for the street fighter movie so let's do that times five, it can't fail
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Silly Rookie
@sillyrookie.bsky.social
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Most major industries are run by overt gambling addicts, I've realized embarrassingly recently.
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Hurb Cherpley
@hurbcherpley.bsky.social
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Each character gets two and a half minutes on screen to deliver their catchphrase and make the fuckin’ marks clap like seals.
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Warren Terra
@warrenterra.bsky.social
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It's going to be impossible to explain to people who weren't there what it was like as Marvel released 15 or so consistently watchable movies in a row that built to a reasonably satisfying, highly anticipated climax.
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Gwen
@gwenproject.bsky.social
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Why not just make every movie standalone but happen to share the same universe Instead of constantly setting shit up for the big crossover or focusing on cameos
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@jandcochran.bsky.social
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They’re following daddy Mickey’s example!
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C.V. Danes
@cvdanes.bsky.social
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But is it going to be a musical tho.
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Cassandra Miller
@tiptransformed.bsky.social
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“….And, in a stunning announcement, Deadline can exclusively reveal that the movie will be drawn by the ghost of George Perez.” I mean, it’s the only way this could work.
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Delbert Grady Seasons
@delbertgseasons.bsky.social
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In their case, the bag was RDJ and Evans. Hemsworth was miraculous casting but the character has limits. Chadwick Boseman was a massive loss but they should have sucked it up and found a new T’Challa.
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Derring Pax
@derringerpax.bsky.social
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Also it's a musical
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Mr. Fasthorse
@mrfasthorse.bsky.social
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Love Actually: Marvel Coming to theaters 2025
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Seen 🏳️🌈
@seen4.bsky.social
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They said “what if we made Too Many Cooks a Marvel movie”
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Ninjakick
@ninjakick.bsky.social
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I feel like the MCU movies lost me the same way Marvel comic books did back in the 90s... too many crossovers... too much confusing celestial level stuff... too many gimmicks too fast... all while abusing the artists responsible for the visual spectacle.
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Ryan
@pearcer.bsky.social
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Between what they've been doing with movies/TV and that 4 hour video about the star wars hotel I'm thinking Disney has run out of ideas
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Will
@willcrain2.bsky.social
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Ridiculous
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Curtis Wilde
@curtis.wilde.one
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Movie idea: what if every single major or minor mcu character got just one line?
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Blanche K
@blanchekolaczek.bsky.social
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There was a time when Marvel movies were fun. FUN. A long time ago.
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Birchly
@birchly.bsky.social
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“Y’all like this? What do you people want!?!??”
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
@golikehellmachine.com
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this is a plan so forward thinking and visionary that i am surprised david zaslav isn’t involved
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Osana
@osana.bsky.social
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Sounds similar to the Star Wars sequels. More concerned with getting a movie out the door on the timetable they want rather than taking the time needed to make a movie that's awesome.
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New and improved jedgeco
@jedgeco.bsky.social
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RDJ, Evans, Rufalo, Scarlet all consulting structural engineers to see if their driveways can support the money tucks.
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Mark Shatraw
@markshatraw.bsky.social
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It seems like they're treading water until they figure out what to do with the X-Men
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@doug5301.bsky.social
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Comic books as movies kind of suck.
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scotian
@scotian.bsky.social
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this is the "fuck everything we're doing five blades" Onion article but for movies
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Breakdancing Robot
@breakdancingrobot.bsky.social
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So basically Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield but with Marvel Characters instead? Can we get Thor and Loki doing a steamed hams bit?
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Mongrel
@mongrel.bsky.social
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The MCU is simply faithfully following the normal trajectory of the comics, which is to degenerate into a mess that never really gets fixed by periodic hamfisted and hedged attempts to reset everything.
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Sean McGinty
@seanmcginty.bsky.social
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Get in loser, we’re making a movie
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Anthony Damiani
@adamiani.bsky.social
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Looks a lot like they decided circa 2018 that they would run multiverse stuff for arc II, culminating in Secret Wars to mash together the setting and bring in the X-men. This is no longer a good plan but they would have to jettison several years of movies (both released and slated) to pivot.
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Kevidently
@kevidently.bsky.social
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This was always going to be the makeup of their finale film for the new series of films. This has been planned since the start
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Wotan, From Texas
@wotantx.bsky.social
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I, for one, welcome the end of the tyranny of comic book and live action remake movies.
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Kaoru Negisa
@moonpanther22.bsky.social
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This hurts me so much. I remember sitting in a theater, watching The Avengers, and thinking "This is what I wanted as a kid." Now they've forgotten what worked. Just make a US 1 movie, then shut it all down.
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BloodRed
@blood-red.bsky.social
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It is the quintessential American story: How can we exploit it till there's nothing left?
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percs cited
@mrenergy.bsky.social
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holy christ 60 characters
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D. Salas
@branchspell.bsky.social
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Wow sounds terrible
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🪻Axel 🌱 Lycan 🌹
@axellycan.bsky.social
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They're doing to movies what they did to American comics: providing no closure ever via constant reboots and combined universe obnoxiousness that makes following anything into expensive homework.
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