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kilgore trout@kilgoretrout.bsky.social |
a wild thing about the “biden’s gonna get magic drugs that transforms him from doddering senility case to rhetorical superman” is that everyone buying in on this idea has older loved ones suffering from old age mental degradation and knows heartbreakingly well this miracle drug does not exist
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David Marshall
@funmandave.bsky.social
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Disagree. Half the folks buying in on this idea ARE the older loved ones suffering from old age mental degradation.
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Mark Drugs
@pestmode.bsky.social
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as electric wizard said
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@rsmerker.bsky.social
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Is it going to be lit over here in the sky like it was on the former place?
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kilgore trout
@kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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it’s all projection man, all projection
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Kevin J. Rogers
@kevinjrogers.bsky.social
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I'd love to see the president show up Thursday night with a WADA representative and say, "Alright, Donald. Let's do it."
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Todd Bailey
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And? Even if it’s 100% true why do I care? If Joe Biden wants to take drugs to be a better President he should have at it. Did we enjoy Barry Bonds or Sammy Sosa less when they were destroying the baseball even though we knew? Nope. History can judge him after he’s finished his 2nd term.
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Soren Lorenson
@soren-lorenson.bsky.social
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These same people also believe Medbeds exist and the government/Illuminati/WEF/(((you-know-who))) are keeping them from us www.bbc.com/news/blogs-t...
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Martin #509
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I mean, you say that, but: a) they're absolutely alluding to adrenochrome shit and not normal medicine, no question about it, this is a "joe biden is going to get infused with the blood of children" thing b) "only joe biden gets the magic drugs" makes intuitive sense in their worldview!
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Charles Kinbote
@charleskinbote.bsky.social
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If this miracle drug existed every person I know would be out committing crimes to obtain it
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Sam Crutsinger 📺 🔊 🎬 💉x5
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They're just admitting that Trump was jacked up on drug cocktails the whole time they were in office. It's why they're so confident that Joe's doing it, first-hand experience stuffing their gobs, eating from Dr Jackson's buffet of narcotics and all flavors of speed.
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braak
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I feel like a lot of those people 1) believe that those drugs DO exist, but only rich and important people get them, and/or 2) also believe that those are the nootropics that Alex Jones is always selling.
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Arkenor
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It's part of the "adrenochrome harvested from babies" conspiracy theory. Hence it only being available to sinister evil-doers.
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ᜱЄ®ᙏ𝐼Ṇ
@blucowdawg.bsky.social
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…in defense of trump world… that mix of crank, crack & viagra really gets yer QAnon spinning…
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Will Hardy
@willhardy.bsky.social
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It is in line with my theory that a lot of Americans don’t think of politics as real- it’s just a semi-scripted drama like WWE where all storylines including the implausible conspiratorial ones are equally valid
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Ninjakick
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If I could have just one wish come true... it's that methed-up Biden debates methed-up Trump and it gets so heated that it devolves into a fistfight on live TV... They both perish right before our eyes in a Superman/Doomsday sort of scenario. America deserves a mulligan on this one...
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Uncle Dude
@jurisdudence.bsky.social
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Wait what is happening?
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Sins of a Swoler Empire
@mightycw.bsky.social
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guy who blames Big Pharma for keeping the secret old man vitality drug under wraps at Biden's behest
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Mike Wilson
@mkwilson27.bsky.social
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Trump will be using something. Obviously. It’s all projection.
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Yopp
@yopp.bsky.social
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Well yeah but these people live in a world where horse dewormer was the appropriate response for covid symptoms so their grasp on how medicine works is not applicable to the situation
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@loffles.bsky.social
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I interact with a lot of elderly + wealthy people as part of my job. If this drug existed, they would know about it!
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Brent J. Arnold
@cyberlawyeryyz.bsky.social
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Yes, but there IS precedent. Consider the case of Reagan's Raiders.
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We Put the FBI Man Into the Medicine Lodge
@2facedjanus7927.bsky.social
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It's the same thing where when an old rich guy gets cancer or starts undergoing liver failure, people start posting about how they have secret super-drugs that will beat it 100% or they'll just pay a drug cartel to harvest a super-healthy liver from a 12-year old Bolivian.
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Sarah Orsborn
@erniebufflo.bsky.social
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Yup. Plus, we all read about the Trump Whitehouse pill free-for-all. Every accusation the Trump camp makes is actually an admission.
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Brainworm Enjoyer
@misterfungi.bsky.social
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And even though these drugs exist, they only give them to him like twice a year, to make republicans look bad, then he goes back to being too old to function. It’s a very good theory!
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Marc
@freedomsurfer.bsky.social
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Need another hypothetical miracle product called "CultAway"
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Just One Guy
@jdc5000.bsky.social
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On the other hand, it does
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Ceejopolis
@saysceej.bsky.social
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Ah, but Kilgore. President.
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Ed Burmila
@edburmila.bsky.social
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The people who believe this either get their ideas about the state of medicine from superhero movies or they are the kind of person who gets very drunk or high and thinks "This enhances me, I am doing great right now"
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Wudang96 💜🌻
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No magic drugs. Rest and lots of practice will help but it won't change what he is able to do. I just hope he doesn't have people encouraging him to pretend it's going to be a fair, orderly, or reasonable 'debate.' And that he finds a way not to walk into whatever tfg sets up.
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the talented Mr. Dittmann
@werrrp.bsky.social
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that would've been a hell of a lot cheaper than the years of memory care, man. if only
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David
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but see there must be a magic drug they give biden to make him sensible, otherwise how can you explain all the stories about him being senile. unless you think those stories are a combination of lies and manipulation!
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Susan Ballinger
@peculiarsusan.bsky.social
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If only, right?
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Mach⚙️
@sfaccountant.bsky.social
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Well of course not, Biden ate it all.
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executive editor, barbell quarterly
@swolecialism.bsky.social
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man i wish it did every day
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Elizabeth Tamny
@etamny.bsky.social
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desperately so
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Mark Hennessy-Barrett
@markhb.bsky.social
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That's really sick.
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Steve Uncle
@the-barely-jew.bsky.social
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As if Trump wouldn't be on the exact same drugs, if they were real.
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Andrew Rothstein
@asrothstein.bsky.social
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And the best/worst (blurst?) part is it’s Ronny “free provigil and ambien giftbags” Jackson leading the charge.
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Matt
@mttlvn.bsky.social
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I mean there was this gem, but it was to get grandpa to STOP arguing, not to get him arguing more cogently. But yeah, this is where the discourse is.
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Gravity Pike
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What are you talking about, the average american firmly believes in Brain Drugs that are being held back by government regulations. That's how basically EVERY conservative pundit makes their money.
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Patron is a good boy
@fortisradix.bsky.social
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I mean, we all remember Trump sniffles while debating with HRC, right?
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