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La Femme Fatali
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the pipeline of embarrassed to be around my drunk dad to embarrassed to be drunk around my sober dad is a wild one
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I'm a niche genre.
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La Femme Fatali
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the pipeline of embarrassed to be around my drunk dad to embarrassed to be drunk around my sober dad is a wild one
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La Femme Fatali
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Just a little something I threw together (arugula salad with orange and fennel, shallot-garlic-parmesan mac and cheese, lemon dill red snapper, seared scallops, and shrimp scampi) after spending all afternoon in the ocean
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La Femme Fatali
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Can't figure out how to do alt text after posting but it's just an almost 45yo woman in a red and blue bikini top with sunglasses, long Auburn hair, and some ridiculous facial expression like I got caught doing something I shouldn't.
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La Femme Fatali
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Happy 4th from this weird look on my face
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andy van slyke
@im-all-id.bsky.social
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My job's cybersecurity training said to "never assume a connection is real" and I was like I'm WAY ahead of you, pal
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk
@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
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Quiet quitting America
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La Femme Fatali
@toomanycommas.bsky.social
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So many cyberpunk owners and wannabes shouting "WOULD" rn
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mean things I say to myself
@meantomyself.bsky.social
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Fellas, this is the only woman who thinks a Cybertruck looks good
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debbshock
@debbshock.bsky.social
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if you think Sephora being out of your lipstick is bad, wait until trump's army shoots you in the face
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La Femme Fatali
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At what age does a lady become "mature" bc I don't think I'm there yet
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La Femme Fatali
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God I hope so
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La Femme Fatali
@toomanycommas.bsky.social
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Legit question: have the Brits always been into super old fashioned ladies names or is this a recent trend? These girls on Love Island are named Patsy and Harriet
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La Femme Fatali
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Clearly the edible hit since I read this as "your post has been published on the dark web"
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La Femme Fatali
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So American I gotta turn on subtitles for Love Island UK
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SpatialKimtamine
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No idea who that kid in my pfp is I just found it on the dark web
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Ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
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As a matter of fact..your honor I fucked around and found out. Stop judging me.
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Gonna show you something from my camera roll, but I need to you take at least three steps back. K thanks.
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andy van slyke
@im-all-id.bsky.social
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🎵 Girls just wanna create bots that'll argue tirelessly with inbred incels
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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When I die I don't want anyone to talk about what killed me. Please list all the incredibly stupid things that I survived
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andy van slyke
@im-all-id.bsky.social
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Very rude that image quality improved exponentially as I became worse looking
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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ME: i wish i could last longer in bed GENIE: you mean sexually ME: no
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andy van slyke
@im-all-id.bsky.social
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Accidentally gua sha'd my face into looking like I give a shit
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cait
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i have to confess something. i have never, ever not once used chatgpt for anything and its literally unimaginable to me that anyone would. people everywhere whose taste and opinions i would normally trust will be like "yeah i use it for x" why? what would compel you to do that? don't answer this
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Kris Wernowsky
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Explained to 5-year-old nephew that King of the Hill is a cartoon for adults, and he said, "Like the news?" The kids are all right.
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Trish K
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Taint got none!
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La Femme Fatali
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We definitely just don't take ourselves as seriously as the left coast. It just is what it is, and even when we're being ridiculous we're just like "OMG SO I'M BEING RIDICULOUS BUT XXXXX"
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La Femme Fatali
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Okay so, I have exactly zero in common with the people in high end real estate shows (except maybe knowing people in finance) but I can def tell you after watching them ALL (and I do mean ALL) I know I'm such an East Coast girl bc I GET the agents on Buying Manhattan or whatever it's called.
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La Femme Fatali
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It's when I get really quiet that you should think about worrying.
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La Femme Fatali
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Yep
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RiotGrlErin
@riotgrlerin.bsky.social
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a female peacock should be a peacunt and i will die on this hill.
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La Femme Fatali
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There's this, though
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La Femme Fatali
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Went out to not feel the sads. Some friends were there and gave me a pity invite to come host their "newlywed game" night. Left feeling more sads than before. How do I stop being an extrovert? It's destroying me right now.
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Xavier
@xinicit.bsky.social
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Those feels when you’re looking at someone’s profile to see if they’re hot and there is a picture of their pet so now you’re looking for more pictures of their pet.
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
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You're delighted but you don't realize I am gleefully complying with every bit of your process to watch it all burn because it is wrong.
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La Femme Fatali
@toomanycommas.bsky.social
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It's really gross to admit that you miss someone's presence in your life. I think I have both an over & under inflated sense of importance to the people important to me. I always expect them to miss me, too, & I'm shocked & sad when they don't. But I also can't imagine being important to anyone.
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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I was crying to a French song, until someone told me it was about agriculture.
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minkitypinkity ❤️
@minkitypinkity.bsky.social
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You know what I think? I think the ocean records everything ever said in its presence. So. The next time you visit the sea, don’t natter about getting a good selfie. Tell it a secret—make it a good one. The whales are listening
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La Femme Fatali
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Hiding out from other socials and I see we have DMs now so that's fun. I expect mine to be just as entertaining as they are on Twitter.
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La Femme Fatali
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Luckily this place worked hard to get me in, which was great! Ripping my butt hair out for less than $20? Count me in!
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La Femme Fatali
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I'm trying, but in my experience, esp with super popular places, they will not move the one I'm paying full price for (literally the same week) unless they can't fill it.
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La Femme Fatali
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This is literally the story of my life. I schedule an appt for an expensive thing I only do for special occasions, and hours later there's a damn 70% off deal.
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TMI dog
@backwoodsmando.bsky.social
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If the Sistine ceiling was being painted today there would be a banker on the floor badgering a general contractor who would be yelling at Michelangelo you have until the end of the week to finish or you don’t get paid.
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Jennifer Slowpez
@jennslowpez.bsky.social
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Please allow me to misread this situation.
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La Femme Fatali
@toomanycommas.bsky.social
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It'd be more accurate to call it Vulvaro, I guess
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La Femme Fatali
@toomanycommas.bsky.social
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It's not lost on me that the scheduling app used to set appts for Brazilians is called "Vagaro"
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La Femme Fatali
@toomanycommas.bsky.social
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Oh so you're a parent? 😜
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Poppycock🌸
@sugarandsage.bsky.social
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Me: This is the toughest escape room I’ve ever been in. My Boss: This is your job
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