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Matt Barnes
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According to all of Canada, their Nanaimo Bar recipe
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Data scientist. Sleep-deprived puppy dad. Crow enabler in Seattle.
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Matt Barnes
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According to all of Canada, their Nanaimo Bar recipe
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Matt Barnes
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MSNBC giving off big Marge Schott "Hitler was okay in the beginning" vibes
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David Noll
@david.noll.org
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The Tories could still win if King Charles has courage.
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Anya Taylor-Ham
@griph.bsky.social
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look if this country is going to have insane authoritarian leaders can we at least get one with a little showmanship
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Matt Barnes
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We got a real Smoltz head over here
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Alex Blechman
@alexblechman.bsky.social
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
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seems newsworthy, can’t wait to hear about it showing up in paragraph 47 of another piece about how biden is old
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Matt Barnes
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tapping this sign yet again
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Josh Gondelman
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I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.
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Becky Hammer
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Opening scotusblog dot com
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Matt Barnes
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Lyse-Beast
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One of my favorite memes is the “woman yelling at cat” one, so when I saw this I almost choked on my drink
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Matt Barnes
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Gregor Samsa had some nightmares and when he woke up he was a bug
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Matt Barnes
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Don't sleep on tech + neurology. Neuralink chips in human brains pose absolutely no risk, so don't even think about regulation.
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David_j_roth
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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.
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Matt Barnes
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I'm sure the 5th Circuit will rule that the arsenic in your water is totally fine, it's "clean arsenic", and the EPA should shut their yappers already
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Kelsey Atherton
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The Supreme Court, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.
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Matt Barnes
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[logs on] yikes [logs off]
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Matt Barnes
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Watching S3 reminded me of the experience at Archipelago in Columbia City! Adding Communion to the list…
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DougExeter
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getting reports that downtown edmonton is filled with shattered windows, damaged buildings, and garbage strewn everywhere. no sign of a riot though
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Matt Barnes
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Matt Barnes
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“Experience ̶C̶a̶n̶u̶c̶k̶s̶ Panthers hockey”
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Matt Barnes
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“Hmmm, isn’t that endogenous though?”
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Matt Barnes
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Not enough sawdust in there
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Matt Barnes
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Matt Barnes
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[looks at statistics of risk of severe injury and death for pedestrians at various auto impact speeds] "sure, the risk of death doubles when increasing from 35mph to 45mph, but *I* will never hit a pedestrian!"
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Matt Barnes
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Mr Seven gave the tiniest of mlems
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Colin McMillen
@mcmillen.dev
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lmao Google's AI is eating itself already -- telling you how much glue to put on pizza, citing a @katienotopoulos.bsky.social Business Insider article about Google's AI telling people to put glue on pizza
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Snowden St.
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Found a cool pic of Mrs. Alito
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Matt Barnes
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Matt Barnes
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Why don’t I take a whiz through this five thousand dollar suit? Come on!
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Matt Binder
@mattbinder.bsky.social
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this is the funniest thing happening on the internet today: people claiming the newly elected president of Mexico isn’t really Jewish because she thanked Jesus (she thanked Jesús, her husband)
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Maki Naro - Commissions open!
@makinaro.bsky.social
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34 COUNTS???!
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Matt Barnes
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Larry Mizell Jr and KEXP comin in hot after that verdict
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Matt Barnes
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southpaw
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Katie Notopoulos
@katienotopoulos.bsky.social
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Assignment: accepted
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Hillary Monahan
@hillarymonahan.bsky.social
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"What's it like owning a coonhound?" This is the bluetick variety. Yesterday, Tator the coonhound chased a neighborhood cat into a tree (the cat was fine.) Twenty feet up, Tator was stuck and required assistance to get down. The cat mocked Tator from the ground. Dream big, Tator. Dream big.
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Matt Barnes
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Experience Canucks hockey
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Matt Barnes
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It’s just a dumb Simpsons reference man, but go off I guess
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Matt Barnes
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relevant in 1994, relevant now
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Matt Barnes
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Reading today’s news and then watching the Canucks absolutely suck again bsky.app/profile/infi...
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Matt Barnes
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Our pup is skeptical of this whole “work” thing
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Timothy Burke
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tired: brain worms jokes wired: acknowledging RFK Jr.'s serious and sober dedication to the family legacy of having his political career ended by missing brain matter
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McSweeney's Publishing
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"This week, the unthinkable occurred on our [REVERENT ADJECTIVE] campus. An [INFLAMMATORY COLLECTIVE NOUN] overtook the historic [CENTRAL CAMPUS LOCATION NAMED AFTER PROBLEMATIC DONOR]."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/uni...
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Matt Barnes
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This is Mr Seven. Plants? He doesn’t see any plants here.
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David_j_roth
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The only thing that will calm down the most powerful people in the culture is letting the cops beat up college kids. Also it will not calm them down.
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Matt Barnes
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this is Gristle McThornbody erasure
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Alexandra Petri
@petridishes.bsky.social
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love to listen to Supreme Court oral arguments about fun hypotheticals like “if you have a womb is it possible you aren’t a person” and “should we have a king”
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Kevin M. Kruse
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What the fuck are we doing here?
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