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Matt Binder@mattbinder.bsky.social |
this is the funniest thing happening on the internet today: people claiming the newly elected president of Mexico isn’t really Jewish because she thanked Jesus (she thanked Jesús, her husband)
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Josh Bittker
@jbittker.bsky.social
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As it is written in Genesis 14.2, “Jesus, He knows me and He knows I'm right; I've been talkin' to Jesus all my life”
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Frannie, herself.
@frannieoh.bsky.social
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Yes. Señor Jesús María Tarriba Unger.
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usagibrian
@usagibrian.bsky.social
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This feels like Peak Twitter and Peak Tumblr had a baby, all in a one sentence post.
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@arrogantmonkey.bsky.social
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Palmer_spaulding
@pamer.bsky.social
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Every night I go to sleep thinking this country can’t get any dumber and every morning I wake up disappointed that I’ve been proved wrong yet again. 🤦🏻♂️
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BearPondBoy🍦
@bearpondboy.bsky.social
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(“Outta-town Jewish”)
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Katherine
@kdallashammond.bsky.social
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I told ya but y'all had to get theological
youtube.com/@jewsforjesu...
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@anathema_device@bne.social
@iamanathemadevice.bsky.social
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"important to note" No, it really bloody isn't :(
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Sleestak
@sleestak.bsky.social
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So angry the DUMBEST people alive are in charge of most of us
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@lisadelao.bsky.social
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Why would that even matter? But I must admit - found this hilarious all day. Pretty sure if the unthinkable happened I would cross the border. Permanently.
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Annie Shoup
@shoupshouts.bsky.social
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I am not good at Spanish — never took it in school, but picked it up here and there and did some Duolingo — and I could easily translate that sentence
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Doc Multiverse
@doctor-multiverse.com
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Andy Pearlman
@apearlma.bsky.social
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hebrew: "hey, we don't use vowels, so here's this name that is y<vowel>s<vowel>s<vowel> english: "let's make this particular joshua jesus" spanish: "let's make all joshuas jesus"
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Sentient Cardigan
@bairdlet.bsky.social
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conjunction junction was not at this function
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Reinonmyparade
@reinonmyparade.bsky.social
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..... I.... I can't even
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Joshua J. Friedman
@joshuajfriedman.com
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From the executive editor of Jewish Insider
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Aida
@mutualaida.bsky.social
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It’s pretty sus that she has a close, personal relationship with Jesus
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C.S. Lewis Farrakhan
@speedmariachi.bsky.social
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BREAKING: Newly elected President of Mexico thanks the strippers, JFK and Stalin
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Redir
@red1r.bsky.social
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LOL! Next up they will be outraged that her husband thinks he's Jesus.
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Wrecked
@jmk2445683.bsky.social
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She apparently ordered 100,000-200,000 ppl in Mexico City to be treated for Covid with ivermectin and then covered it up. She’s a scientist. 👀 so…..
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Granny Weatherwax
@esmeweatherwax.bsky.social
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Zz🪐
@zeebest1.bsky.social
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She merely wore a necklace with a crucifix, which probably isn’t kosher but whatever. I sincerely wish the emphasis was on her policies for addressing crime not her religion, or anyones’ religion. Are we to have white nationalism labeling next? Spare me your labels.🙄
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Spencer Fordin
@spencerfordin.bsky.social
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Kim
@kimoco.bsky.social
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Right wingers are not very bright no matter where they are from.
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Eduardo Dinero
@eduardodinero.bsky.social
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Jaysus …
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Dog Mom Dale
@daleleeack.bsky.social
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Ok that's it, people ARE stupid!
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Little Gems
@lettucewrangler.bsky.social
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"Jesus, mi espouso"
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Ed Shoothowdy 🍉
@futureed.bsky.social
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Did GOB Bluth tweet that?
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Wingofbenu
@wingofbenu.bsky.social
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how in unholy fuck does anyone even vaguely knowledgeable about mexico not realize Jesus is a super popular kids name
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roslyn
@ronickel.bsky.social
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idiots
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Nonfic-Jen
@jenyetagain.bsky.social
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Made the mistaking of checking the replies on these tweets and will spend the rest of the day alternating between rage and despair.
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Dr. Wombat
@aspyre.bsky.social
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Laughsinspanish.gif
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Karl Lyktberg
@swesteel.bsky.social
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Another day online I see.
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Mikey Minus One (on Netflix) plus Medicare 📽️
@mikeymcfilms.bsky.social
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She was thanking this guy
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Kieran Kelly
@krkelly.bsky.social
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You should here her in the bedroom on a good night. Talk about devout!
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Red Lantern Supergirl Superfan (she/her)
@kaliahshedevil.bsky.social
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precious little dumbasses
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cidonnelly1
@cidonnelly.bsky.social
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I guess “mi esposo” was too hard for them to figure out? I don’t even know Spanish, and I got it.
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cidonnelly1
@cidonnelly.bsky.social
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😂
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Ashton
@ashtonk.bsky.social
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I mean, who could’ve possibly guessed that someone in Mexico could be named Jesùs? I mean, it’s only the sixth most common name there. Suuuper niche.
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Jonathan
@jginsburg.bsky.social
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If he does not use this to make terrible jokes for days on end, he is wasting a perfect opportunity
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... the.mojo.wire ...
@themojowire.bsky.social
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It's like if there was a version of Battleship where you can lay your boats on top of each other. And it's racist.
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Matt Weiner
@mattweiner19.bsky.social
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well why should the (checks notes) co-chair of Democratic Majority for Israel pay attention to that
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Palomedes
@palomedes.bsky.social
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She's married to Jesus?! 🤯
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Arturo Espinosa
@arturoe.bsky.social
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Have you sean this other one?
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Rueben Vargas
@ruebenbvargas.bsky.social
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Oh yeah I know Jesus too, he's my cousin ahahaa *cries in despair*
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Ashford
@ashokhotnik.bsky.social
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<bangs head on desk repeatedly> Make the stupid stop!!!!
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LOREM OPOSSUM - Coward of Technology
@plaguedaemonart.bsky.social
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this is one of those cases where the english grammar and spanish grammar are identical so when someone gets it confused you really gotta assume they’re doing it on purpose
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post hog ergo propter hog
@trashmountain.bsky.social
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No, they know what they’re doing.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell
@shawnfarrell.bsky.social
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Why is it always a Todd?
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ElliottScribe
@futfanatico.bsky.social
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"not involved in the Jewish community" just really puzzles me. There are so many agnostic Americans of all faith backgrounds ffs
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Ron Cox
@monkyhead.bsky.social
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🥴
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🇪🇺🇮🇪🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@seaghano.bsky.social
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Funny or industrial scale ignorance?
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Dave
@davebrowne.bsky.social
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"mi esposo". Like, I don't speak Spanish but even I know what that means.
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Le Maki
@lemaki.bsky.social
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Georgia Pritchett
@puffin902.bsky.social
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reminds me of when I said Oh Jesus at work and coworker (who mostly went by Jesse) answered me over the cubicle wall...
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John J. Ronald
@genxotaku1971.bsky.social
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If she meant *that* Jesus she'd probably say Jesucristo in Spanish...she clearly meant her actual husband.
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@gfap.bsky.social
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OMG
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Bo
@bodiva.bsky.social
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🙄
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@calizaybak.bsky.social
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Olé vey!
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LeBaron, 🔜 Anthrocon!
@lebaron.bsky.social
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hateful indignity aside, how could someone confidently say something so dumb?
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Ikie
@isaacdoublet.bsky.social
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Chuycristo
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n highlands ♎ ☮ ☯️ 🐢 ♻️ 💚
@nancyhighlands.bsky.social
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😂😅😂
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@mjk4mj.bsky.social
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"... her maternal Sephardic grandparents emigrated there from Sofia, Bulgaria, in the early 1940s to escape the Holocaust. She celebrated all the Jewish holidays at her grandparents' homes." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudia...
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@mjk4mj.bsky.social
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2008: "But the former Mexican diplomat, stationed in France during World War II, helped save as many as 40,000 Jews and other refugees from Nazi persecution." www.latimes.com/archives/la-...
"...Sheinbaum wins election to become Mexico’s ...1st Jewish president" www.timesofisrael.com/exit-polls-s...
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Tim Morton
@timmorton2.bsky.social
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Indeed, punctuation is so important
Arsenal beat Spurs with the Second Coming from Jesus
www.arsenalpics.com/arsenal-2022...
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MyNameIsStoo
@mynameisstoo.bsky.social
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I haven’t been following - is she good?
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Gaius (from Tribunate)
@gaius.bsky.social
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A Mexican guy named Jesus?? Sounds implausible
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Bobby
@semilocon.bsky.social
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I don't even speak Spanish, yet I know what an "esposo" is. Is "spouse" not enough of a hint?
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Catbus
@catbus.bsky.social
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incroyable
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Farkel
@farkel.bsky.social
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That's too tasty by half!
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Helen Kennedy
@helenkennedy.bsky.social
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"Important to note" 🙄🙄🙄
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GreyDuck
@greyduck.bsky.social
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ohfortheloveof
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Obi-Wine Kenobi
@obiwinekenobi.bsky.social
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There are some accounts that need deleting.
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Nagrom W
@nagromw.bsky.social
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Wait, does that mean her father-in-law is God?!?!
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Marxist Theories & Lore
@marxistlore.bsky.social
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Maybe she's a Jewish nun
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FatGuyOnABike🔒
@fgoaborg.bsky.social
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Oh to be a Jewish guy named Jesus. Hebrew school would have been so much more fun.
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Marcos Faria
@marcosfaria.bsky.social
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Wait, if she's married to Jesus then not only she's NOT JEWISH, she's a NUN
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