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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Me: Fuck…I need a break from the constant barrage of American politics. UK Politics: How do you do, my good sir?
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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social |
593 followers 259 following 681 posts
Capitalism bad. Tacos good. US President 1921-1923. He/Him.
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My skeets so far: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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Me: Fuck…I need a break from the constant barrage of American politics. UK Politics: How do you do, my good sir?
6 replies 41 reposts 123 likes
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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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Okay, invites were removed a while ago now. How would we describe the vibe here
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Rob Cee
@robcee.bsky.social
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Never forget:
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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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While i love my grandparents and all their quirks, i do not think any of them should be President. None of them, however, would sexually assault a woman or sell state secrets to Russia.
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0world
@paul98.bsky.social
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Putting up the flag for tomorrow's "celebration".
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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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I hear they locked up the Constitution in the basement of the Alamo
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Chris Kluwe
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social
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Remind me again who the first American Revolution was fighting against?
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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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Imagine handing over the largest military in the world to Francis from Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸
@roxiqt.com
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Waiting for those checks and balances... Any time now...
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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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Is she Bono
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Gerry Doyle
@mgerrydoyle.bsky.social
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is this bad? who knows!
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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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not anymore
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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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You best start believing in constitutional crises. You’re in one.
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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Teacher: remember class, there are no stupid questions Me: *raises hand* Teacher: no stupid questions i said Me: *lowers hand*
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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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A leftist stochastic terrorist is better than a real tangible fascist terrorist any day of the week and twice on Sunday
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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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The six Justices who voted to end the rule of law were appointed by: Trump (3) George W. Bush (2) George H.W. Bush (1) This has been their goal the entire time
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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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It is not an exaggeration when I say the day after that election felt the same as 9/11
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Katie Mack
@astrokatie.com
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I kinda feel like now that the Supreme Court has declared it legal for a president to straight-up murder people they don't like, it's probably even more important to not elect people who seem extremely inclined to murder people they don't like
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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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HI I’M CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS AND WELCOME TO JACKASS
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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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“We didn’t do anything, be calm,” they said, kidnapping immigrant children and selling state secrets to P*tin
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Mary Gillis
@marygillis.bsky.social
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I think about this line a lot these days.
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Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@pairofclaws.bsky.social
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"Masks are overrated as a disease mitigation method because you can't use them in restaurants or bars" my dude sit down because I'm about to blow your mind
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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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everybody’s got their kink
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debbshock
@debbshock.bsky.social
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Mike's Hard Throat Punch
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Normal Pru
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
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It's called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man
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Kelly Turnbull
@coelasquid.bsky.social
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It’s always “Did you know George Miller Directed Babe 2” and never “did you know George Miller wrote and produced the first Babe”
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Uncle Kermit
@unclekermit.bsky.social
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The strumpet is the sexiest of the brass instruments.
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batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
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Note for the debate tonight
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Pessimus Prime
@pessimusprime.bsky.social
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God moves in mysterious ways It's so he doesn't attract sandworms
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friggin french
@frigginfrench.bsky.social
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we should be able to mail screams to peoples home addresses, we have the technology
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Jen Gentleman
@jenmsft.bsky.social
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❌ I got distracted ✅ I went on a side quest
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Mike Drucker
@mikedrucker.bsky.social
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Nothing says “these men aren’t too old” like having a shouting match over their golf handicap
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Bennie (#1 pigeon fan)
@bennie.gay
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I just want my existence to be legal next year
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Uncle Jeff 🏳️🌈
@picklerudd.bsky.social
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I honestly think the lady running for president of our HOA is a better candidate and I had to explain to her what eaves are
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clockwork banana
@clockworkbanana.fun
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fuck you, Spotify. fuck you so much. i guess deaf people aren't allowed to enjoy music like the rest of y'all. new disabling unlocked.
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Han Solo Cup
@hansolocup.bsky.social
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There’s always something new to learn. And that’s really starting to piss me off.
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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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Action movies always have a romance subplot so, quick question, could the next season of Bridgerton have like one single car chase
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Ever facepalmed so hard you almost killed yourself?
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geeky steven
@geekysteven.bsky.social
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"Gonna give him a case of," *cocks gun* "...lead poisoning" "but the boss said we gotta take him out tonight, lead poisoning will take years”
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Nuclear Winter
@4slars.bsky.social
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Please for the love of God do not do your own research.
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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I tell jokes for free but my therapist still expects payment every time he sees me perform my one hour special
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Pessimus Prime
@pessimusprime.bsky.social
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Please do not abbreviate "cumulative" to "cum". I'm a respectable business person, but I'm also a child, I cannot be expected to take your spreadsheet seriously when you're asking me to consider "cum cost"
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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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EDMONTON is short for ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC, ON-t-ON-t-ON-t
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Jon Bois
@jonbois.bsky.social
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to me the three most important components of a pizza are the dough, sauce, cheese, pizza, and toppings
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Totally Immune President Warren G. Harding
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
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Can i Biggie Size it
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TuSoon Shakur
@tusoonshakur.bsky.social
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There’re a fuckton of letters that aren’t in “team”
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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to have a post go viral is to understand how god can hate his own creation
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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you’re a nice guy with an edge? cool i’m a wicked ho with a KNIFE
6 replies 39 reposts 116 likes