Paul Haine
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Leonard Nimoy meeting William Shatner
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Paul Haine
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Leonard Nimoy meeting William Shatner
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Paul Haine
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I have a theory there’s at least one scene in every Alec Baldwin film where he says something that could also have been said by Jack Donaghy in 30 Rock
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Paul Haine
@paulhaine.bsky.social
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New unit of measurement just dropped
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Loather
@loather.bsky.social
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why did we stop sending men to the moon. So many men could fit up there
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Lindsay King-Miller
@lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social
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I love potatoes. If you ignore other vegetables they become gross mush. If you ignore a potato it becomes a Creature. This is an approach I deeply respect
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Ray
@sireviscerate.bsky.social
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This is the one Ben did that got me the most. I was in tears laughing.
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Paul Haine
@paulhaine.bsky.social
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They should set the next Fast & Furious movie in the Speed Racer universe
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Jim Zub
@jimzub.bsky.social
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This photo is pure 2024.
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bad bisque
@badbisque.bsky.social
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is there a subtitle more thrilling than [sarcophagus rumbling]?
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Paul Haine
@paulhaine.bsky.social
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Remembering the half-hearted attempt by his supporters to portray him as a Big Tough Guy for not being bothered by the rain, unlike Starmer who hid indoors in the dry
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kim
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don’t get sad if someone doesn't text you back. people only check their phones all day every day until they fall asleep or die.
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Paul Haine
@paulhaine.bsky.social
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Not if you assassinate him first
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DC Pierson
@dcpierson.bsky.social
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Politics aside, can we all agree these are the only acceptable jobs for an 81 year old: 1) operating a night-market food stall their son does not want to take over so it will die when they do 2) making the films of Martin Scorsese
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Eize Basa
@eizebasa.bsky.social
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Europeans love to talk about how much more enlightened they are than brutish regressive Americans but then every few weeks you turn on the news and the Racism Party has just taken over another country’s parliament.
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Paul Haine
@paulhaine.bsky.social
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Wordle 1,107 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Another last minute "remember how Americans speak" one
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Paul Haine
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Is it my imagination or has he become even more petulant these last couple of weeks
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Paul Haine
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"Romp"
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Paul Haine
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This is so good
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Bo Bolander
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scrolling by some targeted ad for a pet treat dispenser & hearing "roargia o'reefe" in a scooby doo voice in my head all the sudden
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Paul Haine
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Yacht Rock
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Paul Haine
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It's the "right?" stuff that does it I think
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Paul Haine
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It's a great film and is also how Thora Hird has managed to get an entry in the Internet Movie Firearms Database www.imfdb.org/wiki/Thora_H...
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Paul Haine
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Some people just don't understand that the TV volume must be set to a value ending with 5 or 0, nothing else
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Paul Haine
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Discovered that Sunak chose a six week election campaign, rather than this being something constitutionally enforced. A man of great decisions
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Paul Haine
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm feeling a bit polled-out. How can we still have two more weeks of this to go
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Paul Haine
@paulhaine.bsky.social
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I love our Philip K. Dick future
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Pickle Tiedrich
@prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
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Doctors Hate Him! This Man Fucking Sucks
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Paul Haine
@paulhaine.bsky.social
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Why does he look like he's cosplaying several different Doctor Whos
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Paul Haine
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Ygrene ✔️
@ygrene.bsky.social
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why do the banana strings sometimes want so hard to be a part of the banana? banana strings, you have to live your own lives
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Space Jew
@jewish.bsky.social
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Men don’t pack their belongings into a sack tied to a spindly stick and wistfully train-jump from their problems like they used to
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Eize Basa
@eizebasa.bsky.social
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When snooty Europeans say America doesn’t have a coffee culture I just have to laugh
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James Hunt
@jameshunt.bsky.social
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Anna and I watched Pretty Woman last night and through an adult’s eyes I’m actively baffled that my parents let, and indeed encouraged me watch that when I was barely 10. Presumably they were like “kid’s gotta learn about whorin’ somewhere, might as well be here.”
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Paul Haine
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Eize Basa
@eizebasa.bsky.social
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Weekend plans
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Zach Rabiroff
@zachrabiroff.bsky.social
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Oh, you think it's unrealistic that comic characters are forever frozen at a single formative moment in their youth and incapable of aging beyond it? Wait until I tell you about comic book readers.
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Eize Basa
@eizebasa.bsky.social
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what this site is like for me ever since we got DMs
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Sandra Newman
@sannewman.bsky.social
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I am NOT going to seize the day. Don't even think about trying to make me seize the day.
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more mr. nice guy
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social
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as Ocean's Two Thousand pour into the casino, wave after wave of hollywood's most recognizable celebs carving a bloody path to the vault, you still can't help being charmed by their defeaning cacophony of irreverent banter
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@wearywithtoil.bsky.social
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Once a guy I really liked gave me mixed signals for a year and on his hundredth long and rambling email all about himself I finally snapped and replied with just "unsubscribe".
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slacey AKA MC Griddle
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her [out of breath]: holy…holy shit that was a amazing. how’d you get so good? me:
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Pickle Tiedrich
@prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
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FRIEND: when you said you were ‘struggling with having a man’s body’ i thought you meant dysphoria stuff ME *hauling trash bags*: Did you bring the fucking lye or not
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Paul Haine
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Wordle 1,089 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Maddening
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ceej
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whenever I accidentally open threads from instagram it looks like the fake social media app they put into a city builder. "Wow, I love the mayor's new policy!" sims-ass website
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@wearywithtoil.bsky.social
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If Oscar can be angry all the time and live in a bin then so can I
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Cen Galdre
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the two sides of the tech billionaire coin are "we will all have digital wife" and "we're not having enough babies"
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Paul Haine
@paulhaine.bsky.social
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I actually like it when I have to put the heating on in the middle of June. I think it's good.
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rax king
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Heartwarming: Area Woman Finally Blocks the Guy Who Didn’t Do Anything Wrong, Exactly, He Just Replied Overfamiliar Shit to Every Single Post She Madde
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Paul Haine
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Did you make the flapjacks
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Paul Haine
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It's a Sunday evening program and fundamentally doesn't work outside of that
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