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Dan 🌹
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I know this is a bit but I'm very angry because that isn't a plural
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Dan 🌹@pretendan.bsky.social |
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Peds nurse. IL cornfields ➡️ Phoenix. Interests: public policy, abuse, rock 'n roll, video games. Freshly converted unhinged radical.
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Dan 🌹
@pretendan.bsky.social
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I know this is a bit but I'm very angry because that isn't a plural
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Dan 🌹
@pretendan.bsky.social
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Someone put on White Chicks and I thought it was gonna be just a silly mid 00s movie and I was so unprepared for the horror within. Thank you for this list
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Dan 🌹
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If they can put out a video of him riding a sand worm, it probably would be impressive to undecided voters!
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Dan 🌹
@pretendan.bsky.social
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Twitter doesn't show who likes things anymore, so it's just saying a number. I suspect Elon has special rules for how many likes he gets, like he does for how often his posts are recommended.
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Dan 🌹
@pretendan.bsky.social
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Making a Simon & Garfunkel tribute act called "The Whores on 7th Avenue"
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Dan 🌹
@pretendan.bsky.social
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yeah I made it almost 2 minutes and no longer can continue
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Dan 🌹
@pretendan.bsky.social
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Oh someone will! It's probably gonna be a man unfortunately
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Timothy Burke
@bubbaprog.ilovecitr.us
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subject of many, many weird newspaper articles over the years
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Coach Finstock
@coachfinstock.bsky.social
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Biden would win the election on Thursday if when they go to shake hands at the beginning of the debate he says THIS IS FOR DEMOCRACY, JACK and punches Trump square in the face
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Dan 🌹
@pretendan.bsky.social
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I feel so seen
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Dan 🌹
@pretendan.bsky.social
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Come on man we need our parasocial relationship!
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kilgore trout
@kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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it is with a heavy heart I must report justice samuel alito is in critical condition from severe injuries sustained after being struck by a collapsing, overloaded flagpole
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Michael Tae Sweeney
@mtsw.bsky.social
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I'm sort of sympathetic to normies not understanding this, since "abortion policy is decided by which Presidential administrations supreme court justices die during" is neither a sensible system nor how the actual constitution/civics class says it should work
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Dan 🌹
@pretendan.bsky.social
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Time to bring back "FIRST"
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Will Oremus
@oremus.bsky.social
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The Federal Trade Commission, of all entities, is out here writing absolute bangers about AI snake oil. www.ftc.gov/business-gui...
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Dan 🌹
@pretendan.bsky.social
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You know I listen to a fair amount of classic rock radio but I haven't heard that one in years. Maybe they realized
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The Washington Post
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Exclusive: A Post investigation has found that over the past two decades, hundreds of law enforcement officers have sexually abused children while officials at every level of the criminal justice system have failed to protect kids, punish abusers and prevent additional crimes. wapo.st/3VEtNBo
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Dan 🌹
@pretendan.bsky.social
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I married a bisexual so I always have the option!
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Dan 🌹
@pretendan.bsky.social
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Good news is, this is my mom! Bad news, you're gonna have to get real religious
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Dan 🌹
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Ok I'm seeing folks slipping up and forgetting to use alt text. Remember that it's important for people who rely on screen readers. Additionally, some of us were homeschooled and simply will not get the joke without it.
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cait
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how come "realism" in games only applies to shit that sucks and not, for instance, the fact that most flashlights do not actually run out of batteries after 3 minutes, and good quality tools will literally outlive you if you take good care of them
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Jen Sorensen
@jensorensen.bsky.social
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This week's comic: Many white Americans fail to assimilate
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ceej
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another member of my local bigfoot hunting club has been revealed as a secret bigfoot. we have got to start looking at the feet
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Dan 🌹
@pretendan.bsky.social
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Did somebody order this?
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Dan 🌹
@pretendan.bsky.social
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That's the cool thing about dogs, once you get a second one they're 400x louder
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Kashana
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Wild that they all, at the exact same time, suddenly came to the identical conclusion that they were uh, accidentally pricing food too high.
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Dan 🌹
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It seems like the lesson everyone learned from Twitter is that no matter what you do, most people won't switch because they don't want to find their network again and because some other people won't.
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Dan 🌹
@pretendan.bsky.social
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What is this syndrome and how do I get it?
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Don Moynihan
@donmoyn.bsky.social
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"BBC voice* In this former British colony, the legislative leader who holds sway over the fundamentalist section of the party said that he believed his allies on the nations highest court would step in to quash the unanimous jury conviction of the former President.
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@flglmn.bsky.social
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in another couple of years it will just be understood that right wingers fly the flag upside down all the time, that that's just the right wing flag now
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Tim Onion
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I cannot control my wretched flagwife. Anyway here’s my ruling on abortion: no one can have one.
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Dan 🌹
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The girls hopefully will find that show of athleticism impressive at least
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Grudgie the Whale
@grudgie.bsky.social
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This absolutely happened. They shut down that “investigation” so fast and quietly it was immediately clear it was Alito.
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Jamison Foser
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Looks like Sam Alito lied about why there was an upside-down flag flying over his home days before Joe Biden's inauguration, mimicking the Jan 6 insurrectionists.
www.nytimes.com/2024/05/28/u...
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Timothy Burke
@bubbaprog.ilovecitr.us
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Hello John, it's Tim, I hope this email finds John well. Tim was wondering if John had sent in that report John and Tim had finished yesterday or if Tim should do it.
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Brendan Nyhan
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