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Micah@rincewind.run |
the four year old, mad at my wife: “you broke my heart into pieces and they rolled all the way to Legoland and we have to go to Legoland to put them back together” absolutely incredible work, kiddo, I am in awe
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ariel gordon
@arielgordon.bsky.social
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Gotta stop letting the kid watch legal dramas before bed.
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Friend Of Justice
@bigbadbugsteak.bsky.social
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Legally speaking, the kid has you over a barrel. Got no choice now.
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Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc
@alexandraerin.com
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I'm imagining this being delivered by Humphrey Bogart as Rick Casablanca and literal chills
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@keroll.bsky.social
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that child way to inform that legoland is where the kid wants to go. Very subtle
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The Loony Liberal - Writer / Content Creator
@loonyliberal.bsky.social
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I'll take your four-year-old over Linkedin five-year-olds any day of the week.
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@nocturnel.bsky.social
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Broke my heart into pieces This is my last building block
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Mike
@mterhar.bsky.social
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🎶 cut my heart into pieces 🎵 the Lego land resort 🎶 fun vacation, good reason 🎵 don't mind the drive, it's Lego season
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TeeJay Ach
@pragmaticleftist.bsky.social
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Kid’s going to be a best selling author when he grows up.
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stef rose | time to make the donuts arc
@stefinitely.cool
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That is amazing!
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becs 🏳️⚧️
@ohno.imightbe.gay
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that kid'll be giving masterclasses in a few years
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WTF Surprise Doll
@wtfsurprisedoll.bsky.social
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Damn, take that kid to Legoland, stat
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drew
@adrew.wifeguy.online
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is Legoland downhill from your house? how practical is this example
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Donna Jonas
@pixie92.bsky.social
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This kid is going places. 😄
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pockets and sedition
@yoboseiyo.bsky.social
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lol omg wow, that is amazing. good job, kid!
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Patrick Maroney
@patrickmaroney.bsky.social
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Can’t wait for his book, screenplay and movie 😉
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Ghost Coast.
@spectralthrum.bsky.social
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That's some (family-friendly) Shane Black work right there. Damn good line
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Sela of the Disastral Clocktower
@sela.bsky.social
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Gotta admire the hustle
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Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸]
@themckenziest.gay
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Damn this pop punk album is a bop and a half
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Diogenes of Snarkadia
@diogeneslamp.bsky.social
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Some real Tommy Wiseau energy
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Donald
@donaldjdeeley.bsky.social
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The only way it could be harsher is if instead of going to Legoland, they said "and each piece of my heart stepped on a piece of Lego and that's how much you made my heart hurt"
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Josh D. Stranding 🏴☠️
@matrixman124.hellthread.vet
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The Lego Castle Land was pretty dope. It has smoked BBQ turkey legs
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Tripwire
@tripwire69.bsky.social
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Zoomer Antimillenarian
@surcomplicated.bsky.social
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Outstanding.
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Sage 🏳️⚧️
@trans.bsky.social
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your 4 year old is a poet, Micah.
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Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦
@ethanjacobs.bsky.social
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LEGOland is amazing for a 4YO fwiw.
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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎
@sarahkorse.bsky.social
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No notes.
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Kodo and Sangha
@kodoandsangha.bsky.social
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Your 4 year old frightens me. He's too smart already.
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Sean Eric Fagan
@kithrup.bsky.social
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Is that what plays at the end of LEGO Portal?
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💛 Mighty 🤍 Mad 💜 Maxine 🖤
@mightymadmaxine.bsky.social
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Kids have the best insults. Here are some I have heard from my extended family 4 year old "what's that on your face? Another face, double face" A different 4 year told after everyone saying that we'll love her forever "no you won't because one day you'll be deeeeead"
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First Wordle Problems
@fwordleproblems.bsky.social
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Brb sitting at the piano desperately trying to craft the hook that will make "Legoland Heart" an international smash
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That Adam Person
@ac927.bsky.social
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So how was Lego land?
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Mexican Pirate King
@christophicles.bsky.social
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Wow. An absolute tour-de-force
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Tempest is doing a Kickstarter! BUY MY BOOK 🏳️⚧️
@probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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four year olds say the best shitposts
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Reid Walley
@reidwalley.bsky.social
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Road-trip to Legoland 💪
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Dr. Amuly (she/he)
@amuly.bsky.social
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A visit to Lego land would also heal my heart
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Warhammerchick
@celticdragon1.bsky.social
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deadmoney
@deadmoney.bsky.social
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Enjoy your trip to Legloand I guess!
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Dharhix
@dharhix.com
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The big question is, will the 4 yo carry you back to the monthly newsletter. 🤣
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Tyler 🎶💫
@stairmaster.bsky.social
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I wish I thought of this one when I was four. Man.
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Periwinkle Pachyderm
@periwinklep.bsky.social
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I need your 4 year old to start negotiating for me at work. This kid has skills I can only dream of.
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Periwinkle Pachyderm
@periwinklep.bsky.social
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I am in awe.
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Mei, Warlock of the Expensive Paper
@meithemouse.bsky.social
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That kid is gonna be a cult leader if you're not careful...
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Caroline "delusions of gendeur"
@carolonefiend.bsky.social
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Holy shit this kid is going places
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gdeck
@geedeck.bsky.social
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I just think this is a reasonable cop to many relationships
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Beth
@thisbethlife.bsky.social
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And the Oscar goes to
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Sega Genesis Evangelion 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@cooloolooper.bsky.social
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Kids are nuts. One day, out of the blue, they go from being like, "fssymkff rsshnf blessgcx blaaap" to being able to play masterful gambits, and it's like, 🫨
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Sam Vimes
@samvimes6.bsky.social
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He's a genius. I'm going to use this with the mrs.
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Brendan O'Toole
@brendanotoole.bsky.social
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Vaguely reassuring to know who'll be running things in 30 years
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Ethan “Fink-Nottle” Kocak
@blackmudpuppy.bsky.social
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Poetic even
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Matt
@mttlvn.bsky.social
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