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The Onion@theonion.com |
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Anita Xanax
@anitaxanax.bsky.social
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My fav line: DeSantis added that a miscarriage counted as negative one white sons.
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Anita Xanax
@anitaxanax.bsky.social
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THAT'S how you do The Onion! hilarious
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That Devil Girl
@thatdevilgirl.bsky.social
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Please don't give Florida Republicans any ideas.
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The muppety one
@muppetk.bsky.social
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*whistles*
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GregoryDoodles
@gregorydoodles.bsky.social
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To be clear... white folks are scared shitless of becoming the minority... and they will in time. Tick-tock crackers.🤣
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Tanveer Badar
@tanveerbadar.bsky.social
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*women of color are required to produce 5, not 3.
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Slimer!
@gakoid.bsky.social
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Tomorrow’s headlines today.
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Freedom
@freedom2b.bsky.social
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Show of hands: Who doesn't think that it will come to this? You're wrong. Samuel Alito cited the purported need for a "domestic supply of infants" in one of his rulings.
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Caroline Julianna Thompson
@zoneplate.bsky.social
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Hahahahahaha!
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BBL Lizzy
@hereforagoodtime.bsky.social
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Where is the joke
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laurenmerica online
@sixregrets.uhoh-boom.com
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too real
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@sherpacato.bsky.social
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Don't give them ideas!
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Matt Jennings
@ghostofjennings.bsky.social
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"Negative one white sons" brilliant cap
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alan
@a1anw.bsky.social
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Working at @theonion.com must be getting harder and harder - they are basically an ideas machine for the GOP.
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Jennifer Winch
@jlwinch1.bsky.social
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Isn't that already on the books in Utah?
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Candygram for Mongo
@candygramformongo.bsky.social
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We laugh, but that shit is coming
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Mr. Thursday
@mrthursday.bsky.social
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In what Republican lawmakers are calling a victory for free speech, criticizing this law carries a maximum sentence of 30 years in prison.
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Pekka Pasanen
@pekkapasanen.bsky.social
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Is DeSantis going to handle this insemination? “The production of white daughters will not be penalized, but they will be seized by the state for the production of white sons,”
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Comfortably Numb
@numb.comfortab.ly
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Don't give him ideas.
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Devilish
@devilishlydo.bsky.social
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He's preparing Florida for an all-out invasion on alligators after their swamps get too salty and they swarm inhabited areas. It will not be enough.
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Citizen E
@citizene.bsky.social
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GOP: *scribbles notes furiously*
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Viktor Engholm
@viktormon.bsky.social
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Damn that's a later age limit than expected
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💢Marx was right.🕊
@paulwalker44.bsky.social
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Never misses.
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Sam (she/her) 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@sam-the-enby.bsky.social
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I wonder when they're going to bad hysterectomies
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Sam
@itsnotmaud.bsky.social
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I genuinely would just believe that at face value. Genuinely.
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Sailing Yacht Elysian
@sailingelysian.bsky.social
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I see the new ownership is already killing it!
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Kim Stramat
@kimstramat.bsky.social
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I didn't see 'The Onion' at first and I didn't bat an eye at DeSantis doing that
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Ⓐudri Sciuto ★
@toxicaudri.bsky.social
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Geek Grammy
@geekgrammy.com
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Reality's getting hard to parody, isn't it.
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The Red Terra
@theredterra.bsky.social
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You're skating sooooo close to a Poe's Law violation with this one...
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0x416E6479
@0x416e6479.bsky.social
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Only 3!?
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Dan Fellars
@dfellars.bsky.social
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Would be more believable if it was Texas🤣
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DomTech
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Jeff Granger
@jgranger.bsky.social
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You know it’s an Onion article because it implied that Florida women have a choice as to when they had to begin procreating.
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Tim Macinta
@tim.macinta.com
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Hey @theonion.com, the GOP has made your ideas less funny by stealing them. Maybe go more absurd: "New Florida Law Provides Healthcare to Children."
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CornPop
@usmc.bsky.social
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Fuck you fake news!! Stay out of my state Your a rotten 🧅
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Urbandragondice
@urbandragondice.bsky.social
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I wish this was comedy.
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Call me Umma - Outside Agitator
@ummagummibear.bsky.social
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Remember when The Onion used to be satire? Now they're just straight up reporting news.
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Howie from Maryland 🦀
@hocohowie.bsky.social
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Mike
@dsintermediatd.bsky.social
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this’ll be one of those “not the onion” headlines soon enough
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EEddyEdwards
@eeddyedwards.bsky.social
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When the onion’s headlines are only slightly more insane than politico
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
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BraveryTEWalker
@braverytewalker.bsky.social
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Onion really has to stretch their creativity what with reality reality-ing right now.
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Block+Move on
@honestthief.bsky.social
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"At press time, DeSantis added that a miscarriage counted as negative one white sons."
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IzanamiC⛩️
@izanamic.bsky.social
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Yep. The Onion Speaks Truth
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