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Jake

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Early 2000s Horrorcore Aficionado

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that's the "Patriotic socialist"/MAGA communism crowd right?

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more like The Funless Citadel this place blows

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“They are feds” -Angela McArdle's avatar “They are feds” -Angela McArdle @fakertarians.bsky.social
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This is on par with Tom’s denial of the fact that he groomed his first wife when he was 26 and she was 15. I can’t tell if he’s overly confident and wrong or if he’s just very comfortable with lying, but it’s about what I’d expect from a guy with narcissistic personality disorder

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Doctor Memory's avatar Doctor Memory @blank.org
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Sigh, I had to make this at work today.

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The Inconsistent Dragon, Alephwyr's avatar The Inconsistent Dragon, Alephwyr @alephwyr.therian.wtf
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Ravens outside burger king

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Chris Dashiell's avatar Chris Dashiell @cdashiell.bsky.social
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“Ontologically correct” is a cool-sounding new way to say “correct.”

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I think everyone has had that particular moment at least once.

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tfw no one told you about the gnome ambush on the forest path

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Lispegistus's avatar Lispegistus @lispegistus.bsky.social
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To explain the situation in Bulgarian politics for the foreigners: the sith apprentice took a swing at the sith master and is now about to get Prigozhined, except probably not with missiles unfortunately.

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Dave (The Splatter)'s avatar Dave (The Splatter) @davethesplatter.bsky.social
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Translation: Buy some CDRs and hard drives and start downloading/pirating every movie and TV show you like, because these sentient colostomy bags are going to ruin entertainment even more than they have.

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The Baja Blastard's avatar The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church
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They call it "jerking off"

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🏰 𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙 🏰's avatar 🏰 𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙 🏰 @dungeonlust.bsky.social
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Art by • Katsuya Terada

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André Greppi | DRES13's avatar André Greppi | DRES13 @dres13.bsky.social
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Hey hey #PortfolioDay
I’m André - a visual artist and creative director reimagining Marge Simpson as a sword-wielding assassin cutting a blood soaked path of vengeance through the streets of Springjuku

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Mina Li (she/her)'s avatar Mina Li (she/her) @codenameminali.bsky.social
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turns out my state is having a contest on "I Voted" sticker designs, and I would like to show you the most metal one by a middle schooler:

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Elizabeth Nolan Brown 's avatar Elizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social
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I wrote about the controversy over a California sex trafficking bill that conservatives are slamming Dems for “watering down” reason.com/2024/07/08/c...

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Will McKinley 's avatar Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social
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Finally, some good news.

Kurosawa’s SEVEN SAMURAI (1954) grossed $19,000 in its first 3 days at Film Forum NYC.

Considering the length of the film, the number of screenings, and the seating capacity, that's gotta be a sell out (or close to it) at every show.

collider.com/seven-samura... #FilmSky

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Sen 💀🔥's avatar Sen 💀🔥 @dresdencodak.bsky.social
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My complaint with Nichijou has always been that by being most scientifically flawless anime comedy ever made, it becomes an unrealistic standard by which I have to judge all other anime comedies

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉's avatar Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social
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learning lin-manuel miranda is adapting THE WARRIORS

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The Neutral Ambassador's avatar The Neutral Ambassador @neutral.zone
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Pearl River Flow's avatar Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.bsky.social
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The Farscape intro song is like my Manchurian candidate activation code for "let's get into some weird shit"

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ZZ Bottom's avatar ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social
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Chicagoans drinking Malort

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Jake's avatar Jake @thewoodlandman.bsky.social
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Fun to play too, IMO Captures the ridiculous vibe of being a Space Marine p well.

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CJ Ciaramella's avatar CJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella.bsky.social
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Everyone give New York City a big round of applause for discovering trash cans. Manhattan scientists say they are now only three to five years away from developing a working prototype of a urinal.

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Chris Levesque's avatar Chris Levesque @levesque-chris.bsky.social
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What this article leaves out is that if you hand your unlocked phone to a police officer, they can legally search it. Unless companies develop a method that allows you to show officers insurance cards and driver license without unlocking the rest of your phone, don't.

www.zdnet.com/article/digi...

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all sneakers I own are skate shoes for this reason + they're comfy.

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ZZ Bottom's avatar ZZ Bottom @jaypee.bsky.social
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Yeah yeah i know melenchon still sucks ass (socdems are just the left wing of nationalism etc etc) but i'm cracking up thinking about some french nazis screaming about "Le Wokisme" while choking back tears.

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すかい（犬の名前）'s avatar すかい（犬の名前） @ami5.bsky.social
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やあ みんなたち きょうもあついね

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Andrea's avatar Andrea @andrea.tryste.ro
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It's been quite some time since the *Libertarian Party* deserved the label; we used to have this:

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Joshua Erlich's avatar Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social
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about once a week, i have to explain to someone on the phone that the police have no obligation to do anything for you and, even if their refusal literally leads to your murder, the courts have been clear that there's no case to pursue

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Andrea's avatar Andrea @andrea.tryste.ro
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Bluesky's Copyright Witnesses are genuinely incredible:

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Electric Callboy's cover of Everytime We Touch is an all timer esp considering it went like Soft Rock -> Eurodance/mctrance covers & countless remixes -> These dorks

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Gotta get all my work done by November otherwise it’s not happening.

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melted computer's avatar melted computer @meltedcomputer.bsky.social
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we all have that one friend who gently raps at chamber doors

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