There's an episode of Nigel Kneale's teleplay series BEASTS that is still one of the absolute scariest things that's ever been on broadcast on television, an hour long two-hander called During Barty's Party. An older couple slowly realize that a hyper predatory horde of rats has laid siege to them.
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50 magic items for D&D 5e.
All written and drawn by me!
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Hands down, my favorite movie. A great loss.
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Relate! I've had to cut back because my heart palpitates!
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oooooooh dead mall! Love dead malls!
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I just finished one!
A troubled homemaker goes to a waterpark slide, encounters horror, and maybe spiritual grace? Or maybe just amusing grossness, we'll have to see.
Set up an appointment with Wendy Wagner for her to give me some guidance.
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You ghosthunt? Reading your articles now....
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"holiday specials"?
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A podcast? Keep us posted please!
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I'm Tim,
I write horror and fantasy fiction, and I'm trying to expand my genre and topic boundaries (erotic horror? find my place in fantasy short fic?).
#horrorwriterschat
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Worse, we couldn’t afford $15/hr lifeguards bc the money went to cops, who were needed to patrol beaches to keep people out of the water because swimming without lifeguards is unsafe 🤪.
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Company that does living will video testaments, decides to make a new product: AI-generated deepfakes of dead loved ones that you can *chat* with by proxy of poorly-paid workers pretending to be them.
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Breakfast at Tiffany's is a desperate whine to "please don't dump me."
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I Bought An Abandoned Town!! [17:20]
Abandoned Town Merch Now Available!! [03:44]
First Night In An Abandoned Town! [20:53]
I Found A Horse In An Abandoned Town! [26:38]
6 MONTHS In An Abandoned Town! [34:02]
ONE YEAR In An Abandoned Town [41:17]
In Regards To My Marriage [05:11]
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Etymology is a hoot! A HOOT, I say.
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Gretchen allows Olivia to possess her body and use her as a meat puppet in her search for Alecsi. In return, Olivia agrees to eradicate the grisly tumors infiltrating Gretchen’s body.
Weird Body Horror set in California
Amazon.com: Saints of Flesh: The Flesh Sutra Sequel eBook : Burke, Tim: Books
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I tell them "I don't take jokes I didn't ask for. Did I ask for that?"
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[rallying my army for to battle]
WEIRDOS! TO ME!
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one more time:
She is fourteen years old.
She is a fourteen-year-old girl.
She is a fourteen-year-old.
#copyediting
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The 10 books that influenced me the most would all be issues of Mad magazine.
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Who could fill A&Cs shoes? Keenan & Kel? Jay/Silent Bob? Two randos from "The Office"?
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The MCU should end like the first cinematic universe did, with the Avengers meeting Abbott and Costello.
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Today is Flesh Eating Bacteria Awareness day! We have good news for you: Small Wonders stories and poems won't eat your flesh. I mean... mostly. Look, some gardening is just wholesome, ok?
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Trump has now failed at arguably the core competency of US presidents (committing crimes and getting away with it)
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Certainly could do without the scenes where it's shoehorned into the Cloverfield universe.
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me: i am sooooo mad i am not a celeb in tv shows and things
also me: if someone looks at me at the grocery store for more than three seconds i will kill them and then myself
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Maybe do a Faculty of Horror.
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Oh man thank you so much for the advice this changes everything
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Ernest Scared Stupid? Write it please.
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My family had this when I was a kid. Pretty basic like Stratego. We played it a lot.
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It was!
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Check out my story, “A Return to the Fragrant Mountain” in this new issue of Beneath Ceaseless Skies
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Oh yes! Hang out with us!
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It gets easier. You'll see people buying your publications and realize they're not snakeoil.
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