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Tim W. Burke

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Burke (v): To smother to sell the corpse to science.
"Fazgood and the Obstreperous Moosecrab Caper" LGBTQ friendly fantasy humor novel
"Saints of Flesh" & "The Flesh Sutra" Weird Body Horror
Amazon & KU, NobleFusionPress.com/saints23

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Pookleblinky's avatar Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social
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Someone should build a big ol terrarium for insects, with an increased O2 atmosphere, let us see just how big we can get em to grow. Imagine a bumblebee the size of a dog in a 30% O2 atmosphere

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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watching this Chandrashekhar Azad docu-& just the absolute cheek of this guy lol, theres a bit where the English authorities know he's in disguise on a train so they stop the train, get the conductor to take them from car to car searching, still don't find him & leave sadly. The conductor was Azad

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Wendy N. Wagner 🎃 's avatar Wendy N. Wagner 🎃 @wnwagner.bsky.social
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I think part of our work as horror writers in 2024 is to help people unlock the parts of themselves that can face terror and adversity without losing their humanity & goodness. We are entering an era of fear and horror like our species has never faced. We need heart.

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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"You wouldn't believe the kicking."

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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"F&SF Couples Counselor" now on TikTok?

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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I'd add that the disruption is meant to reveal some hidden truth needing to be addressed (old family grievance="flyover states are ignored").

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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Oh yes! And I recall horrid rumors of Dems making bank on keeping Conservatives *almost* defeated.

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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Am I wrong, or was there noticeable complacency back in the 90s? That we had reached the goals and all would be well forever? Is there a liberal Federaliat Society? An Opus Dei for progressive Christians?

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The Republic Is Ours To Save's avatar The Republic Is Ours To Save @ejwillingham.bsky.social
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Not over. As someone alive before Chevron precedent, before legal abortion, before many things being flipped back in time existed, I can say you can fight this war&win it. Again. &this time, people have sunk costs&reaped benefits where before it was theoretical. They will feel&resent the loss.

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Jan Murphy's avatar Jan Murphy @packrat74.bsky.social
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💙📚 Talk about the books you love. Just posting the book cover and saying the book is significant to you is not enough. The cover alone is just like a pile of promo postcards or bookmarks, sitting unheralded on the bookstore counter (which customers rarely take with them). Your words matter.

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oriana schwindt's avatar oriana schwindt @schwindter.bsky.social
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hey okay so while we wait for other projects in development to actually go, steve and i are SHOOTING A HORROR MOVIE THIS FALL ON OUR OWN DIME (mostly) and, well, we could use a lil extra for things like SAG and post production

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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Just saw it on YouTube. You're right!

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Trevor Henderson 🍉's avatar Trevor Henderson 🍉 @slimyswampghost.bsky.social
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There's an episode of Nigel Kneale's teleplay series BEASTS that is still one of the absolute scariest things that's ever been on broadcast on television, an hour long two-hander called During Barty's Party. An older couple slowly realize that a hyper predatory horde of rats has laid siege to them.

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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Hands down, my favorite movie. A great loss.

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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Relate! I've had to cut back because my heart palpitates!

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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oooooooh dead mall! Love dead malls!

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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I just finished one!
A troubled homemaker goes to a waterpark slide, encounters horror, and maybe spiritual grace? Or maybe just amusing grossness, we'll have to see.
Set up an appointment with Wendy Wagner for her to give me some guidance.
#horrorwriterschat

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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You ghosthunt? Reading your articles now....

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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A podcast? Keep us posted please!

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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I'm Tim,
I write horror and fantasy fiction, and I'm trying to expand my genre and topic boundaries (erotic horror? find my place in fantasy short fic?).
#horrorwriterschat

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Michael Goodwin's avatar Michael Goodwin @economixcomix.bsky.social
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Worse, we couldn’t afford $15/hr lifeguards bc the money went to cops, who were needed to patrol beaches to keep people out of the water because swimming without lifeguards is unsafe 🤪.

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Company that does living will video testaments, decides to make a new product: AI-generated deepfakes of dead loved ones that you can *chat* with by proxy of poorly-paid workers pretending to be them.

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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Breakfast at Tiffany's is a desperate whine to "please don't dump me."

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Chambraigne Socialist 's avatar Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall.bsky.social
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I Bought An Abandoned Town!! [17:20] Abandoned Town Merch Now Available!! [03:44] First Night In An Abandoned Town! [20:53] I Found A Horse In An Abandoned Town! [26:38] 6 MONTHS In An Abandoned Town! [34:02] ONE YEAR In An Abandoned Town [41:17] In Regards To My Marriage [05:11]

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Saeed Jones's avatar Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social
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Etymology is a hoot! A HOOT, I say.

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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Gretchen allows Olivia to possess her body and use her as a meat puppet in her search for Alecsi. In return, Olivia agrees to eradicate the grisly tumors infiltrating Gretchen’s body.
Weird Body Horror set in California
Amazon.com: Saints of Flesh: The Flesh Sutra Sequel eBook : Burke, Tim: Books

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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I tell them "I don't take jokes I didn't ask for. Did I ask for that?"

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dr haha yeah, phd's avatar dr haha yeah, phd @freshfleisch.bsky.social
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[rallying my army for to battle] WEIRDOS! TO ME!

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Benjamin Dreyer's avatar Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.bsky.social
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one more time:

She is fourteen years old.

She is a fourteen-year-old girl.

She is a fourteen-year-old.

#copyediting

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Uncle Big Bad's avatar Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social
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The 10 books that influenced me the most would all be issues of Mad magazine.

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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Who could fill A&Cs shoes? Keenan & Kel? Jay/Silent Bob? Two randos from "The Office"?

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Mary Gillis's avatar Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social
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The MCU should end like the first cinematic universe did, with the Avengers meeting Abbott and Costello.

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Today is Flesh Eating Bacteria Awareness day! We have good news for you: Small Wonders stories and poems won't eat your flesh. I mean... mostly. Look, some gardening is just wholesome, ok?

smallwondersmag.com/...


1/2

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Jeph Jacques's avatar Jeph Jacques @ass.golf
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Trump has now failed at arguably the core competency of US presidents (committing crimes and getting away with it)

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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Certainly could do without the scenes where it's shoehorned into the Cloverfield universe.

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merritt k's avatar merritt k @merrittk.com
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me: i am sooooo mad i am not a celeb in tv shows and things also me: if someone looks at me at the grocery store for more than three seconds i will kill them and then myself

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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Maybe do a Faculty of Horror.

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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Oh man thank you so much for the advice this changes everything

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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Ernest Scared Stupid? Write it please.

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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My family had this when I was a kid. Pretty basic like Stratego. We played it a lot.

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Jonathan Louis Duckworth 's avatar Jonathan Louis Duckworth @jduckwriter.bsky.social
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Check out my story, “A Return to the Fragrant Mountain” in this new issue of Beneath Ceaseless Skies

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Tim W. Burke's avatar Tim W. Burke @timwburke.bsky.social
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It gets easier. You'll see people buying your publications and realize they're not snakeoil.

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