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Amanda Smith@amandasmith.bsky.social |
Just as a reminder, all you need is a squirt gun with salt water to draw a penis on a cybertruck
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Amanda Smith@amandasmith.bsky.social |
Just as a reminder, all you need is a squirt gun with salt water to draw a penis on a cybertruck
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(((Eddie)))
@abracadocious.bsky.social
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I read the international patent application for their stainless steel. 0.5%-2.0% Cr and 15%-18% Mo. So YMMV with salt water. But I am very dubious about how well it will handle salted roads, especially the snow crud that builds up in the wheel well.
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NutMeg
@casuallychaotic.bsky.social
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Although usually there's already a small one inside.
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D. Paul Angel
@dpaulangel.com
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If I spent $100k+ on the Willy Wonka Experience of trucks I'd probably be in that deep of denial too.
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Kategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬
@kategodart.bsky.social
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you can just use ketchup or mustard too, especially if it's gonna sit overnight
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riwoche རི་བོ་ཆེ་
@riwoche.bsky.social
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This platform has really leapfrogged ahead of the competition in such a spectacular way with great advice columns such as this.
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freakanatcha.bsky.social
@freakanatcha.bsky.social
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As you file your taxes this April remember the govt. is giving billion$ of your tax dollars to the guy who thought the design team nailed it with the cybertruck
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Russ Bengtson
@russbengtson.bsky.social
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or just use your finger! a little sweat goes a long way.
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Rocky N. Bullwinkle
@lproulx.bsky.social
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I am NOT advocating how funny that would be!
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Baby Yoda
@brianboruff.bsky.social
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Need to get a Streamer to do a video of this, lol.
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Unit, 1 (One), Bang.
@bangunit.bsky.social
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Use vinegar instead of straight water, that'll speed things up.
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SciNrd
@scinrd.bsky.social
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Works slightly better if you use bleach. Plus you can say "I was just trying to clean it for you!" if they accuse you of vandalism.
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Adam K
@adamkek.bsky.social
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It's ugly. Really ugly. It will only be seen as beautiful when "Weekend at Bernie's" retroactively wins the Oscar for best picture.
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Tuuwa 🏳️🌈θ∆
@tuuwa.bsky.social
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I mean, I am literally a minute's walk from the North Sea... 🤔
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Dean Booth 🦆🐇
@deanbooth.bsky.social
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Former a**hole identifier
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Cabe - GreggB
@cabe.shadowtek.uk
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I'm not very good at art, so just bought a stencil of a massive cock.
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@rednecklefty.bsky.social
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Would orange juice work faster?
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Profit Greenly
@profitgreenly.bsky.social
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Don't forget to keep that squirt gun around for winter so you can brine your sidewalks instead of putting down rock salt. If everyone did this we could save tons of salt from harming our land and waterways.
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@hapchem.bsky.social
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It's a pretty expensive truck with significant flaws that doesn't do truck things or anything exciting that's not been done before (which might excuse the significant quality issues), made by a company run by a guy who can't keep his right arm down. I can't imagine why it's not widely admired.
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Devilish
@devilishlydo.bsky.social
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I bet it would be pretty easy to repurpose a water-based paint marker for this purpose, too.
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bigkafka
@bigkafka.bsky.social
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How to draw a vulva though?
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Lucien Ey
@pollhereford.bsky.social
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A crayon would do anywhere they salt the roads for winter.
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Johnny Vector
@johnnyvector.bsky.social
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Sure, let’s be like the coal rollers only more permanent. Very ethical.
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Virginia S. O'Possum
@virginiaopossum.bsky.social
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This is the very first time I have felt even remotely sorry for a Cybertruck owner. The pathos of his wish for others to love his truck is like that of a toddler.
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Possum Punks
@possumpunks.bsky.social
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*slaps roof of cybertruck* You can fit so much bologna on this baby!
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Stephen Kiskamp
@skiskamp.bsky.social
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It's not often a post will make me LOL IRL, but this one did. Bravo!
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terminal>
@loremanlear.bsky.social
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I'll keep one loaded in my car for just such an occasion.
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Acid 🌲 θΔ
@acidicoccultism.bsky.social
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Here’s possibly a better one: Hydrogen peroxide + vinegar + salt In the videos I’ve seen, which don’t involve stainless steel, that mixture will begin to work damn near immediately
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Fang Feraligatr
@fangferaligatr.bsky.social
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I LIKE you! You keep up that attitude you beautiful piece of perfection.
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@tarry-not.bsky.social
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Ohohoh! I found my first parked CyberTruck in the wild. And it’s raining. And I have a box of rock salt in my bag (to make blueberry ice cream!). I could just leave the box on top of the “truck” as a present, couldn’t I??
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Nataly 🏳️⚧️
@nightpups.bsky.social
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Do we know the angles of the security cameras on them yet? Did cybertrucks even get the Tesla security camera setup or was that another corner cut?
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Sarah T Roberts, PhD
@ubiquity75.bsky.social
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Public perception will evolve into knowing who is a giant tool just by spotting their vehicle.
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Ashford
@ashokhotnik.bsky.social
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This is favorite PSA ever.
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ARES
@aresdragon.bsky.social
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Just put the salt water in a cup, get some paint brushes, and draw some highly detailed furry porn on a Cybertruck
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Bloody hell, in perpetuity...
@knaveryesque.bsky.social
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The tears of a CyberTruck owner would be appropriate.
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Jason Frels
@texasphotographer.bsky.social
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I think a squirt gun with brake fluid will do that to just about any vehicle.
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Zeroisanumber
@zeroisanumber.bsky.social
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Or just pee on it. That works too.
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Sally D
@sallydickson.bsky.social
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This is worth a read - don't let it get rained on either. It also doesn't come with the transparent coating standard on other cars
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AshR
@ashr202.bsky.social
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Nah you gotta use regular water for that. If you hit that thing with saltwater the whole thing will rust
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wake the fuck up
@proletariel.bsky.social
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permanent penis?
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Andrew Bloomberg
@andrewbloomberg.bsky.social
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I’m a brave truth teller. I don’t give a damn what you think. I’m strong and independent. If you tell me my car is ugly I’m gonna cry in the corner.
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Joseph P. Gillis
@josephpgillis.bsky.social
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I find them uninteresting. Electric vehicles are fine, but ugly pick up trucks are ugly no matter the fuel. It's my opinion based purely on my own set of experiences. There are vehicles that trigger my base-er judgments but I am not a slave to my opinion, I am no reliable judge of anything either.
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Mela Storm
@melastorm.bsky.social
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Good to know!
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Intellectual Explorer
@driftingthrough.bsky.social
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Does that work like invisible ink?
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Jesse Berney
@jesseberney.bsky.social
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"what can we do to improve it" I don't know, maybe don't buy cars from racists
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Dan Sandler
@danielsand.bsky.social
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Why use a squirt gun when greasy fingers are free? Just drag your finger down the truck drawing shaped like you are Harold and the Purple Crayon. Even better - the entire parking lot can join in!
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Brianna Chesser
@chessercat.bsky.social
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They’re steel, right? With a battery on the bottom? You can get a ton of neodymium magnets for $10 to $20 on amazon. Don’t cut off bike messengers, unless you want one under your car. Especially brutal in San Francisco. Hole in the chassis in weeks.
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Jeff Richardson
@eljefetacoma.bsky.social
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I love that this guy thinks reality is just the people he knows and interacts with. yes dude thats the promise of the internet, to hide in smaller and smaller enclaves *facepalm
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AndyDo
@yourlamentablefriends.com
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So you're saying a simple spray bottle and a stencil that says "Elon Musk can't make a woman cum and is making it everyone else's problem!" is all I need for a great Saturday night?
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iquanyin
@iquanyin.bsky.social
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🤣
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FreddyB Aviation Photography
@freddyb-aviation.bsky.social
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So how he asks? Stop with the stupidity esp. Off road. I cannot tell you how many foolios I run into in Death Valley and its environs that think AWD means I can Rubicon this sucker. That will at least cut down on the mocking. My midlife crisis will involve a Porsche NOT the Dali DeLorian
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Archbass
@archbass.bsky.social
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Gotta bet they don’t have a jar of Barkeeper’s Friend or Bon Ami on hand.
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Sinboy
@sinboy.bsky.social
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As always, leaving this here for enthusiasts.
graindesigns.com/rusted-metal...
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
@suitti.bsky.social
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If i'd won a cybertruck (unlikely since i don't gamble, but still more likely than me buying one), the fact that it is even uglier than a whole list of ugly vehicles would be a feature. Even still, i might polish it and then give it a clear coat. I might even paint faux rust on it then clear coat.
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PK
@leftistbeard.bsky.social
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I wonder how much of their purchase decision was to hope strangers would think they were cool. I haven't seen one in person yet but I'm gonna point and laugh as loud as I can when I do
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Scott Dolan
@scottadolan.bsky.social
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I wonder if pee would work too??
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CeciliaBDemented
@absurdityengine.bsky.social
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Or ketchup!
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theDickThinker
@thedickthinker.bsky.social
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News we can use!
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jhaygood
@jhaygood.bsky.social
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As a Tesla owner, wife and I are NOT car people and definitely not Elmo people, but we think it's fun and super easy to own (They just came to the house to rotate the tires, only maintenance we've done in years.) But that Cybertruck is LAME. Bring on the penises.
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