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Brick's House
@brickmahoney.bsky.social
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That's right. I liked my own responses
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Brick's House@brickmahoney.bsky.social |
355 followers 279 following 45 posts
Look lady, I'm just here for the cat gifs
Follow me. I am nice.
Time spent reading my posts can never be recovered👇
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Brick's House
@brickmahoney.bsky.social
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That's right. I liked my own responses
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andy van slyke
@im-all-id.bsky.social
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It'd be nice to have the opposite of an intrusive thought once in a while. Just a really sudden calming thought
11 replies 54 reposts 193 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Hiring a bunch of mob guys to follow me around and say, “OH!” every time I make a cute little joke.
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Brick's House
@brickmahoney.bsky.social
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That's trademarked btw
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Brick's House
@brickmahoney.bsky.social
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Bananadioramarama
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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This is the part where I say: fuck us up wicked ho
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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i have made voodoo dolls of everyone here what happens next is up to you
67 replies 94 reposts 315 likes
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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it’s okay sweetheart drink your milk and take your muscle relaxers you can write your long winded reply later
8 replies 47 reposts 115 likes
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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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therapists should only be fully ascended beings of pure light, not other humans
2 replies 8 reposts 23 likes
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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*snorts* actually the plural is 'gangs-buster'
1 replies 7 reposts 21 likes
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Brick's House
@brickmahoney.bsky.social
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I appreciate a good diorama so if there was an event called Dioramarama, I'd maybe go
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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My teenage niece told me I wasn’t cool which is pretty ironic considering I’m fucking cool as shit on the internet
4 replies 25 reposts 78 likes
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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Thank you for calling me a valuable resource boss I was afraid you’d started seeing me as a person
1 replies 51 reposts 204 likes
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Meny
@meny.lol
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Is Mr Cannoli in the room with us now?
1 replies 1 reposts 5 likes
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mr. cannoli
@boner.ink
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have i been punching myself in the face until coins pop out this whole time
1 replies 2 reposts 12 likes
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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I saw a MEN WORKING sign but noticed there were also women working so I pulled over and burned the sign down and yet zero women clapped for my allyship smh
3 replies 18 reposts 76 likes
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macnult
@macnult.com
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when i was a kid i had a paper route and would always skip past the bullshit articles to read the comics. i’m still that kid but with way less newspaper ink on my hands these days
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FK
@funkelly.bsky.social
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don’t you wanna hear the sound of a sausage inside a ballon
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Memento Morty 🌙
@mortythenurse.bsky.social
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Guy: Oh, so you're into rock? What kind? Me: Metamorphic? Guy: Gneiss.
6 replies 16 reposts 100 likes
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Veruca's Alt
@verucas-alt.bsky.social
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Always a work van, never a kidnapper van.
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Going through my checklist before leaving for work: Keys: ✅ Wallet: ✅ Phone: ✅ Psychosis: ✅✅✅
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Gary Busey just called and asked if I’m doing okay, y’know, like, mental health wise.
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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*sext Honestly, I’m not even a little bit horny, babe.
2 replies 26 reposts 44 likes
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Brick's House
@brickmahoney.bsky.social
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Hey thanks! And thanks @debbshock.bsky.social! ❤️
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Gwen Pepperoni
@ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
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how many humans has Bugs Bunny fucked
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Brick's House
@brickmahoney.bsky.social
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😂❤️
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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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a fly just did a little back spin dance for me and made me feel special
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Brick's House
@brickmahoney.bsky.social
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(Cool cigarette hanging out of the corner of my mouth only it's a french fry)
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Memento Morty 🌙
@mortythenurse.bsky.social
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This is what sunk The Titanic. And your mom.
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THE BOOK GIRL
@the-book-girl.bsky.social
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The weatherman: today's weather: 98° with 75% humidity My hair:
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Brick's House
@brickmahoney.bsky.social
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Costco out here trying to sell me a $3K TV like I didn’t grow up rocking the 20" remote control Zenith
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Microdosing being an elephant by making you uncomfortable when I’m in the room.
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Brick's House
@brickmahoney.bsky.social
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If you're going to clap when the plane lands please be under the age of 6
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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while everyone busy playing this bot duel thing i’m picking their pockets
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Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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repost with a pic of you about to be mauled by an animatronic bear
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Coach Rusty
@coachrusty.bsky.social
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Old men be like “what kinda work do you do son” and it’s like I dunno the shitty kind gramps
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Twin Dad
@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
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Sneaking in a spoon after paying extra for front row seats to the Jello wrestling tourney.
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Juiceticles
@juiceticles.bsky.social
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Today is my Dad's 69th birthday. Let the awkward hilarity ensue.
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Live, laugh, launch me into the sun.
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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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i’m feeling upset, if everyone could please log off, i’d like to be alone with my posts
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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When I’m at home, I talk out loud a lot for someone who lives alone
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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Did I ever tell you about the time I found a musket ball deep in the pith of a white pine? Well settle down on yonder stump, shoestring. Here’s some strong water
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Hush Jared
@hushjared.bsky.social
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Million dollar idea: a beach blanket the length of a human person
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Brick's House
@brickmahoney.bsky.social
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(My cat, about to barf) MUST...MAKE IT...TO...CARPET
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Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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"Pssst." "Shhh!" "Whatcha doing?" "Waiting." "For what?" "A cheetah." "I hear those are beautiful." "They sure are, fast too, now hush." "Can I wait with you?" "Only if you're quiet."
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Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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"Stop fucking around, Alex. I'm gonna lose the light pretty soon."
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Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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can someone help me identify this birb
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Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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“Alright, now try putting it in reverse.”
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Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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tell me without telling me that you’re behind on your child support payments
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Brick's House
@brickmahoney.bsky.social
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If you don't love Scuba the cat there's a hole in your soul
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