cait @cait.bsky.social

CURSED ITEM: custom harry potter glock

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Can't Think of Clever Name @noclevername.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:24 UTC

Gross

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Odie @theodeity.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:22 UTC

this person should be studied in a lab

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metallic wing pigeon @joewasfly.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

okay it's cursed but there's one thing you could do with this that would be really really REALLY funny

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Madame Hardy @madamehardy.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

Gah. I wonder if the owner has considered that *they* are a Muggle fucker? Given the existence of "hubby".

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Ira Weinschel @iraweinschel.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

Surprised it doesn’t say “Mudblood”

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The Late Don Johnson 🏳️‍⚧️ @latedonjohnson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

The perfect gift for accidentally shooting a loved one ❤️

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Peter @petertron.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:10 UTC

Finally, a gun for TERFs!

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ZHUGE LIANG @shuchancellor.online [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

harry potter officially fascist

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Hemlock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

wand is gun, casts one spell called bullet

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Sturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

If I was at the range and someone pulled this out, I'd leave.

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naan-disclosure agreement @mxmarkargent.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 01:13 UTC

you know how there's that statistic that guns in the home are more likely to cause injuries or deaths to a family member than like an intruder? this gun is going to be one of those

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TV's Brent @tvsbrent.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

imagine getting killed by this gun

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Kent @olemissrebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:47 UTC

Trump Horcrux

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Despoina 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @desdarkdesigns.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

That fandom fucking lost innit.... It just feels like they've become worse with each passing day.

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lamp 🛋️ @lampnado.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

lol two of my LEAST favorite things, guns and HP

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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 01:18 UTC

I know that most Harry Potter fans have no idea about JKR, but she’s made me so instantly repulsed by anyone who likes it.

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Chloe @dj-jvnipvrr.xxx [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:10 UTC

This is exactly why TERFs are so dangerous

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Pabst Blue Ronin @forestservicehater.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

Countering this curse with the Peep Show guitar effects pedal

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Hare 🍉 @haredurer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

If you get ventilated by the muggle-slayer, you do not go to Valhalla.

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@stubobnumbers.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:30 UTC

Ok, I want a shirt with "Not Today Muggle Fucker" and a picture of Luna Lovegood pointing a wand.

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gawdzie (potato, again) @gawdz0rz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:14 UTC

i remember this, jfc

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Jeff Day @jeffday.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

the gun that gets angry at unisex bathrooms

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It's Steven @deusexjuice.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 05:29 UTC

A tool for tools. Look like the biggest molon labe dweeb in any situation, be it in a grocery store or in front of your mom. It's harry potter gun

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meat-shaped stone (free Palestine) @jikukeiseki.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

isn't this like the Harry Potter version of a racial slur lol

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beat the heat by beating your meat @salarta.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:21 UTC

This gun shoots out both real AND fictional slurs. Rowling’s favorite.

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Stevens-Johnson Syndrome Universe @nonsequitrd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

feels like a good lawyer could wrestle intent out of that

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Holden vs The Internet @holdendisperra.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:46 UTC

Millennials are going to be insufferable as we age

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Franz @protopigeon.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 08:14 UTC

Oh come sweet asteroid of peace

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OSMOTE @osmote.net [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:11 UTC

its really upsetting that it probably cost literally thousands of dollars

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Jimmy Two Hands @jimmytwohands.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

I wonder when she shoots that thing if she says “abra cadaver” or whatever the fuck from those movies

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Lots42 @lots42.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 04:53 UTC

Isn't Muggle a slur in fantasyland? Ah, Hogwarts. How I hate thee.

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regular meghan 🫧 나영지 🍉 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:19 UTC

please why does it look like it's made of chocolate

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@killerbeeplacebo.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 08:22 UTC

oh no

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m**gle fucker makes me so viscerally uncofmortable i have to censor it

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Malaclypse the Fetus @omfproductions.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

They totally managed to capture the supremacist bullshit of the muggle term... oof.

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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

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Hipster Sasquatch @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:20 UTC

Owner takes gun for a spin, loses saving throw versus a Wizard with a submachine gun.

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Hipster Sasquatch @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:15 UTC

I've seen way better Wizard Guns than that terfy piece of crap.

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Chad Radish @chadradish.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 07:28 UTC

I mean the only people still liking Harry Potter are nazis so this tracks

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

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somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

Is this the wife of the guy uber Trump d-bag that ran his cybertruck into the stairs the other day??

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mynnna @mynnna.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

I was gonna say “same vibe as that one mug” and I googled to find it again and now I’m wondering how you have such a talent for finding this shit!?

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Matt Hansen of Matt Hansen fame @matthansenart.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

That SUCKS

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Nixe! 🐳🐈‍⬛ @nixe.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:31 UTC

The fact that the gun says ‘expecto patronum’ and not ‘avada kedavra’ rubs me very much the wrong way. (I’m not a HP fan, I was just taken to the cinema to see the movies as a kid)

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