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roguelikes, dungeon crawlers, and IF 🦇 basketball 🦇 fake grindcore 🦇 skateboarding 🦇 former: Managing Editor: First Person Scholar 🦇 they/them 🦇🍷⚰️


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mr. cannoli's avatar mr. cannoli @boner.ink
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its torpor tuesday, let's get fuckin comatose

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in celebration of doohickey day, I will be blasting hey man nice shot louder than some damp and puffy dipshits were playing sweet caroline on Canada Day

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Joannes Truyens's avatar Joannes Truyens @playthroughline.bsky.social
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In Neurocracy's future, brain implants are first adopted by people thinking they can protect against a terrifying disease, so the neural data mined from those implants is overfitted to that latent fear, perpetuating the spread of both in an ongoing feedback loop

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executive editor, barbell quarterly's avatar executive editor, barbell quarterly @swolecialism.bsky.social
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When I started watching Elementary I was hoping for some nice low effort network procedural with a couple of pretty good actors and I was not expecting an extremely sympathetic and nuanced portrayal of recovery and addiction

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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The claim that Project 2025 is "fearmongering" pairs nicely with the Project 2025 people saying they will kill anyone who gets in their way

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Catbus 's avatar Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
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social media rules because the most mild, inoffensive post can be someone's Winter Soldier activation phrase and suddenly a total stranger is rampaging through your mentions

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The Posts Genius's avatar The Posts Genius @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you

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nattie winters's avatar nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social
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pvp is heartwarming. you’d think people would be rude, but everyone lets you suck their nuts when you die

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ASCII Dracula's avatar ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip
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Grind (2003)

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executive editor, barbell quarterly's avatar executive editor, barbell quarterly @swolecialism.bsky.social
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What if I got really into playing Angbad again. Everybody loves a guy whose good at Angbad

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ASCII Dracula's avatar ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip
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if you're not flopping like you're the illicit love child of Joel Embiid and Marcus Smart after getting hit with 20+ dmg, don't @ me, we're not friends. Don't even say my name. Get out of here for y our healt,h your safety.

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ASCII Dracula's avatar ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip
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If you get hit with 20+ dmg and pass yr piloting checks, don't. All my homies hate mfers who pass their piloting checks after they get hit with 20+ dmg.

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nattie winters's avatar nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social
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why do i post more now? i used to be very scared, but now i am very stupid.

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Andrew Nelson's avatar Andrew Nelson @holophrastic.bsky.social
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You can tell who did and who did not moderate IRC/phpBB/whatever back in the day, because all of us who did learned the true shape of online group culture: your culture is the shittiest person you don't ban

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nora 🥥's avatar nora 🥥 @nora.gay
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logging on to bluesky

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Imran Khan's avatar Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social
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People have zero fucking clue how long games take to make. They think a game that is in development five years must be in development trouble and have no sense of how complicated development has gotten.

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ASCII Dracula's avatar ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip
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ah, the Joel Embiid approach to mech piloting

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ASCII Dracula's avatar ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip
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You're some poor sod stuck on patrol, smelling your own farts in a beat up wolverine. Your scouts let you know a hostile force is inbound and you pray it's not a Stalker or Atlas in the mix. Then something so much worse comes over the ridge.

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ASCII Dracula's avatar ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip
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Merc companies are an easy explanation: just a bunch of knuckleheads trying to get by while the dorks in livery wank themselves dry over the idea of being king fuckboy. But I can't imagine the horror felt by the poor soul who first saw a clan mech crest a hill.

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ASCII Dracula's avatar ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip
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I have misgivings about the balance of the game after the clan invasion begins, but there are two really compelling narrative lines spun through a setting that hinges on almost uniform and broadly boring neofeudalism that never meaningfully shifts: - mercenary companies - the horror of something new

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ASCII Dracula's avatar ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip
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For reference, I have just over 100,000,000 in the bank still and my operating costs are about 15mil per month. I haven't calculated reputation but I imagine "HEY WE GOT A CLAN MECH AND YOU MAY NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE YET" probably counts for something.

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ASCII Dracula's avatar ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip
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Starting budget wound up 315,000,000 c-bills after factoring in my era modifier. now I have the excellent problem of: - explaining how a bunch of dork-ass mercs got a timber wolf to fall off a back of a truck in like April 3050 - seeing how quickly this will send me into a financial death spiral

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ASCII Dracula's avatar ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip
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decided to roll a mercenary company in the tabletop version of Battletech to keep track of stats for MegaMek and IRL games. rolled... uh, very hot for my budget for an established inner sphere merc company at the very start of the clan invasion era. decided to buy a timber wolf about it.

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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a very important skill for Online is (if you are not directly affected) to be able to look at the day's discourse and go "no, absolutely the fuck not" and then not post about it

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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*cash register sound*

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ASCII Dracula's avatar ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip
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ah yes, one of those days (and they're more common than you might think) where I wake up and decide to watch the assembly cut of Alien 3.

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Gaius (from Tribunate)'s avatar Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social
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ASCII Dracula's avatar ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip
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in retrospect, this soundtrack was released on Marilyn Manson's label. Statement retracted.

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ASCII Dracula's avatar ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip
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Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 soundtrack didn't go platinum but it fucking deserved to.

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simone's avatar simone @simonee.bsky.social
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you misunderstand, this is for pride month

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subotai, the funny drawing ghoul's avatar subotai, the funny drawing ghoul @subotaii.bsky.social
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I willl interrogate why I enjoy skeletons later, right now I have to give them axes and helmets

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subotai, the funny drawing ghoul's avatar subotai, the funny drawing ghoul @subotaii.bsky.social
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Down in the dungeons, undead abominations lurk, coming from ages where magic was darker, and flesh and bones were often as good of an offering as gold and silver are today.

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Maladroithe's avatar Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social
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Read this and just TRY not to say it out loud, just to see

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ASCII Dracula's avatar ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip
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same energy

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Caves of Qud's avatar Caves of Qud @cavesofqud.com
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We molted.

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ASCII Dracula's avatar ASCII Dracula @robotparking.kvlt.rip
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i want to believe

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nattie winters's avatar nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social
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hey man we gotta talk boundaries. every time i do a cool turd you go rooting through my litter for it

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cassie's avatar cassie @its.cassie.baby
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this is the hardest i’ve laughed in a while

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No Escape from the Final Shape 🏴🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧'s avatar No Escape from the Final Shape 🏴🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧ @noescapevg.bsky.social
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hey y'all, I'll be covering game announcements all weekend in addition to writing a Destiny 2: The Final Shape review! If you want to support me as I embark upon a flurry of writing activity, I wouldn't say no to a coffee:

ko-fi.com/noescapevg

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