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Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:46 UTC

Someone said with my glasses I had a great image. Like I use them to see. Dumbass.

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 12:16 UTC

I’m sure it’s fine

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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

No cellphone has topped the keyboard on the blackberry pearl

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

[1985] Girls: how can I get famous? World: well there’s acting, dancing, singing, modeling, writing, painting… [2024] Girls: how can I get famous? World: tell some tik tok dude how much you like to spit on dicks

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Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

I thought organic farming would involve more spleens and kidneys.

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:31 UTC

🫠

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

🤣🤣

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

i can't believe your parents had any children that survived

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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:20 UTC

Sometimes our best stuff comes on a Sunday night at 11 so we gotta give it another shot in primetime

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

Just waiting on you

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Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

Her labia tattoo didn't make sense until I folded it like those Mad Magazine pictures.

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

What's it pay?

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

Hiring a bunch of mob guys to follow me around and say, “OH!” every time I make a cute little joke.

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

Red rover red rover send nachos right over

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

🤣🤣

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Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 12:30 UTC

If Gavin Rossdale’s band’s greatest hits album isn’t called Full Bush then what is even the point of all this.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:03 UTC

I dislocated or subluxated my knee yesterday and I’d like to tell you guys that I fell down a mineshaft or was tackled playing rugby — but no “Oh, how did I dislocate my knee? Great story: you see I was walking normally and sensibly in my house when my knee just decided to spontaneously dislocate”

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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:19 UTC

my love language is doing that thing with my hand to make sure the AC is hitting you in the car

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:27 UTC

a swinger party but instead of sex you take home a random guest’s unlocked phone

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

Approved

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

A fuck yeah is a hell yeah times ten

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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

Is there a Transformer stork that drops off baby Transformers ?

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BBKitty @bbkbhv.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

I’m sorry I was late. I was creating a gourmet flatbread pizza…

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

🫠

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Charlie Bukowski @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

I don’t care if you’ve given me a god damn kidney: if you reskeet that Joe Rogan nipples in a fucking tub photo into my TL you are dead to me.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

sorry my titties popped out on aisle 6

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:18 UTC

reposting my 5 mo old shit as a reply 😘

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

[patting the bed seductively] come to Butt-Head

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:18 UTC

Approved

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Boy Shop Pot @potshopboy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

It truly blows me away when individuals have amazing people in their lives and they throw it away. Must be nice to be able to move around that much and without care.

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:16 UTC

😁

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:16 UTC

😁

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:15 UTC

😁

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Pink Ranger 💕 @pinkranger.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

I’m eating ice cream directly from the carton. Am I doing it right ?

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:24 UTC

Joachim Löw?

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:22 UTC

No doubt. Probably too soon

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:07 UTC

Soooo, Klopp?

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:38 UTC

🤣🤣 🫶

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BBKitty @bbkbhv.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:30 UTC

You guys, I found him!

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:33 UTC

Who's gonna turn it around in 2 years?

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:31 UTC

Yep, maybe I'll see you at the bakery

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:29 UTC

I understand. Some vibes don't jive

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:23 UTC

It's a vibe, you just know

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:22 UTC

🤣

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:19 UTC

I'm not strange

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:18 UTC

I tried pulling her hair and saying, "Yeah, you like that." She did not!

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

🤣🤣

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

😁

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Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:16 UTC

🤣🤣 Ahhh, THAT'S why. Friggin melons

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

girls only want one thing and it's to murder

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