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drewjanda
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This is why I am advocating for a new, different guy
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writer, proven idiot. ready to have a baby. @drewjanda everywhere else
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drewjanda
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This is why I am advocating for a new, different guy
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drewjanda
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Palestinian genocide, but that one was guaranteed no matter who won in 2020
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drewjanda
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It just feels like the democrats don’t actually want to win, like they would rather just raise money by promising to do stuff once they’re in power
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Elad Nehorai
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Yep. One of the biggest blind spots people have is assuming that underneath, others share the same basic values as them. They have trouble imagining an ideology that is completely misaligned with theirs.
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drewjanda
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I am honestly asking why it is bad to say that the candidates are too old
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blonkus
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Mental health tip: if you’re struggling with your mental well being, trying reading online comments! The diverse perspectives offered will help ground you, and the respectful tone will help lift your spirts as it evokes positive feelings about the future of humankind 😊
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drewjanda
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Hey pope does Josh Barro know you are commenting on other people’s posts is he gonna be mad
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drewjanda
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Biden is sundowning is my point
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drewjanda
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Patapon baybaaaaaayyyyy
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drewjanda
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Look I’m just saying that both candidates - one a violent autocratic narcissist with fascist designs - are both too old to be in touch with a fundamentally different reality than the one they experienced as civilians. We deserve at least *one* candidate steeped in the modern American experience
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drewjanda
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Keep dunking on me it only makes me worse
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drewjanda
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No argument there
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drewjanda
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Kevin my brother this is in such bad faith. I don’t think it’s too much to ask that we have a president younger than the invention of the helicopter
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drewjanda
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I think it’s a good sign that the only way we can process reality is through the uncomplicated narratives of blockbuster film franchises, a place where good guys not only exist but win. We love our synthetic reality don’t we folks
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Tim Onion
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"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.
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drewjanda
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Vibes over there are unparalleled
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drewjanda
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People on Twitter are advocating for making divorce illegal and their arguments are “marriage is SUPPOSED to be bad and hard” and it’s like I don’t think they are making the point that they think that they’re making
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drewjanda
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Riddle me this Riddle me that How did my ass get so damn fat
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donni saphire
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I love the Sun but I don’t trust it. I trust the Moon but I don’t respect it
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Tricia Lockwood
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countless other faces are possible
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk
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Not sure why the NBA playoffs only have six different commercials running, seems like there should be more
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drewjanda
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The eyes can say so much *assistant hands me a notecard* sorry, I just got an update, the mouth is actually what says stuff
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lanyardigan
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Much talk of e-girls; hardly any of e-boys. In truth they go by many names
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Tim Onion
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The throughline of all the major news stories recently — weird NPR guy, calling the NYPD to arrest your own students for sitting on a lawn, Elon Musk as a person — is just old guys who don’t know they’re old guys and being gigantic babies about it. It’s really not more complicated than that.
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drewjanda
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Here’s a lyric someone should use: “cream your jeans to smithereens.” Up for grabs for whoever wants it
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drewjanda
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The show takes place in 2296, with Shady Sands implied to be nuked maybe about a decade earlier. I too was upset but one of the producers clarified over on the other hell website
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David_j_roth
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He's just going to keep getting more like this for the rest of his life, which is a bummer, but there's something funny about how sincerely Aaron Rodgers believes that he is doing something heroic by listening to extremely bad podcasts and then describing them to people who aren't interested.
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drewjanda
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The lamestream media is too COWARDLY to ask one question: what if piss came out ya damn butthole
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drewjanda
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A) fuck that guy B) it’s still good to see people change their perspectives
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ceej
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average democratic voter outreach: an unpopular surrogate who lost an election twenty years ago gives an interview telling voters to "pull up your big boy pants and stop whining" average republican voter outreach: AI-generated facebook post of jewish joe biden sucking blood from a christian baby
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drewjanda
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I could never cheat on my wife. That’d be like crashing my Ferrari, so that I could drive a different Ferrari. all women are Ferraris. I am an ally
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drewjanda
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I have turned into a corncob
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drewjanda
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Naming my children “Sherlock” and “Einstein” and only speaking to them sarcastically
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drewjanda
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This is specifically about Minus One and X Kong cmon guys
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drewjanda
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I should have clarified that I am talking about Godzilla Minus One and Godzilla X Kong
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drewjanda
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A little on the nose that Japan-produced Godzilla is about the resilience of the Japanese people in the face of unimaginable destruction and the American-produced Godzilla is a good guy actually
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While you were partying I was studying the blade. Squinting and figuring out which side seemed sharper or was the handle. Writing down "enemies = bad guys" in gel pen and highlighting it in my moleskine. Decorating that page with kawaii washi tapes. I also studied bullet journaling around this time.
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bort
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i know people have income streams that they can’t just teleport over from twitter but it is otherwise weird to be on there. it’s like going over to someone’s house and they’ve had a burst sewage pipe going for a full year
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Frovo
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are your windows constantly fogging up? you may be entitled to condensation
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Dave Vetter
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Nerds: we have invented a robot that can write stuff a dumb guy would say Tech bros: this robot is the smartest guy I've ever heard of
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drewjanda
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*B-52 voice* CUM DUMPSTER
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Ray
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[standing before Christ at the crucifixion] So does this mean next week’s game night is off
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DVS
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u not talkin bout the REAL doordash problem: when the guy shows up crying cuz he says ur order is "so perfect" he wants to put it in a museum, but the museum is closed. So u go "dont cry! youll remember it tomorrow" & he says "no. each day we're a new person" so u get a earring
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Catbus
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drewjanda
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To be fair, they did:
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𝕲𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖓𝖊𝖜𝖘
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Made a new account on TikTok for maybe some room tour content - my office has come a long way and there's a lot to unpack in here. Some retro stuff, some arcade stuff, some game industry Relics. If you have questions about anything in this pic I will post answers!
www.tiktok.com/@higdnws
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual
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drewjanda
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*guy who loves jerking off voice* hey i'm gonna go jerk off
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drewjanda
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Yours, mine, *ours*. The goop that groups
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