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Described as "unsettling" by a jury of her peers

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I like to read several items from the drive-thru menu before breaking out into chorus of 🎵these are a few of my favorite things!!

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In this economy, I can only afford to laugh at someone else’s expense.

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🤣🤣 the Benjamin Button of Mondays

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A Monday so long it's directed by Peter Jackson

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name's avatar Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social
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Jesus Christ here we all are again on this shit planet. I mean good morning

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i wouldn’t tell anyone if i ever went deaf, but there would be signs

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asking this waitress if the chef is happy and if he is a good man

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3 types of steam reviews: -detailed helpful review, if not a little over critical -ascii anime tiddies -“I miss the warm embrace of a woman’s touch”

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chooseancestry, collector of tiny decorative soaps

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Fortune cookies for people who don't tip that say "you will die in a fiery crash"

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Splendid Hobo's avatar Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social
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[my sister giving directions to her house] "there's a squirrel climbing a big tree in the front yard"

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juniper 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar juniper 🏳️‍⚧️ @blahaj.rodeo
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smoking the shit that makes you steal a capybara from the zoo

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Pin me against the wall like one of your red flags

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BlueSnowflake's avatar BlueSnowflake @bluesnowflake.bsky.social
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Me: I can’t do karaoke Alcohol: Oh yes you fukking can.

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Cockwafina's avatar Cockwafina @fuckmypissy.bsky.social
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lying to a 911 operator about where I am dying because im difficult

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I'm against any public display of affection. In fact, against all public displays. Just don't go in public, ever.

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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they should invent a front facing camera that doesn’t hurt your feelings

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Adobe Creative Clout Services's avatar Adobe Creative Clout Services @drangel.bsky.social
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Why don't they call veterinarians dogtors

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BlueSnowflake's avatar BlueSnowflake @bluesnowflake.bsky.social
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Husbands are so clingy, like why do I have to sleep with you every night

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"What is that you're wearing?" "Oh, this old thing? Cheeto dust."

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mark magark's avatar mark magark @markedly.bsky.social
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*shoots a hot dog out of a bun like a blow dart*

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You can get free admission almost anywhere by saying "I'm not wearing any underwear"

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Criag's avatar Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social
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I just want to create a world that's better for my dog than my parents' dog.

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Hadas Weiss's avatar Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social
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we saw you from across the bar and were wondering if you'd contribute to our edited volume

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filth_waste's avatar filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social
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did the ghostbusters ever consider slimer was probably a loving parent during its life and very active in the community

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Andrea Grimes's avatar Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.bsky.social
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happy dads texting you 900 blurry videos of fireworks day to all who celebrate

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You come to me on this, the day of my Uncle Sam's birthday?

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Pulls my own hair while eating a hot dog.

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gooberella's avatar gooberella @gooberella.bsky.social
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Aladdin remake, but it's rubbing one out for the Amazon wishlist

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Lee Harvey's avatar Lee Harvey @valleyguitarist.bsky.social
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You can tell a lot about someone's personality from what they're like

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Tyler James Hill's avatar Tyler James Hill @tylerjameshill.bsky.social
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I'm bisexual, now does that mean I'm twice as sexual or every other sexual

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DC Pierson's avatar DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social
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Do not cite the old magic to me, Witch. I was there when Starbucks gave out iTunes downloads on little cards

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Jake_Vig's avatar Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
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"Crime and Punishment" now just "Crime"

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I once got dumped for having an annoying sneeze, which is my origin story

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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every day i get dumber and hotter. this is how i will win.

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What if an even smaller animal is controlling the rat in Ratatouille? Gnat a good idea?

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ceej's avatar ceej @ceej.online
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I no longer wish to have opinions. From this day forward I will simply believe the most recent take I read online

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gooberella's avatar gooberella @gooberella.bsky.social
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Patiently waiting for another Taylor Swift and Post Malone rip-off of Stars

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SpatialKimtamine's avatar SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
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Tasing myself until the particles in my body are sexually charged

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simone's avatar simone @simonee.bsky.social
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Hawk Tuah this Hawk Tuah that why don't you try to Talk Tuah Therapist

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