Jen Gentleman

@jenmsft.bsky.social

If video games have taught me anything, there's a secret room behind this wall

Apr 14, 2024 at 13:47 UTC

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merv @eatsomefood.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 15:43 UTC

Walk up to it and push E.

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Kenny Lingus @oiitsme.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 10:11 UTC

With all the fun of Tetris to get in there

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Jules Fazuellen 🍉🇵🇸 @nunyabeezkneez.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 05:01 UTC

Are you sure it isn't a trap? 🤔

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morb @meson.ninja
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 18:04 UTC

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Mike Kling @mikekling9.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 19:49 UTC

The wall was fixed some years ago... shortly after the mysterious disappearence of Mr. Fortunato....

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Chihuly con Carnie @quovadis.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 16:37 UTC

Alternatively, the neighborhood is full of hot and thirsty kids

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Luna @m00nstruck.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

Do you have the sledgehammer in your inventory?

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Michael Maris @edrobot.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

You oughta get some orange chalk and write "amazing chest ahead".

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DeborahENTJ @deborahentj.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 18:12 UTC

😂 😎

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Leo Levinsky @leolevinsky.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 17:33 UTC

Do u have any bombs in your inventory?

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WolfLawyer @wolflawyer.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 16, 2024 at 04:53 UTC

It's not that secret. There's a room behind most walls.

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@jcolvin2.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 17:51 UTC

Of course, rather than a secret treasure, you might find a skeleton in chains and a cask of Amontillado.

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michaelcarbone.bsky.social @michaelcarbone.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 14:59 UTC

Or very specific parts of a great movie! :)

youtube.com/clip/Ugkxx7d...

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Mikey Mike @dangermike.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

There’s definitely no Amontillado.

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One Brain, Two Zip Codes @njvalkyrie.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

Or desiccated corpse in a jester's outfit

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Baby Yoda @brianboruff.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 17:13 UTC

I ask the dungeon master if the wall has any weaknesses.

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Asterysk 🔜 Furrydelphia @jobeans.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 11:21 UTC

any room can be a secret room if you're not supposed to be there

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Nerdahedron @nerdahedron.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 23:42 UTC

Or else the Kool Aid Man has already been and gone.

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Sean Kirkland @semifraki.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 17:25 UTC

You have to walk up to it and go "UNGH, UNGH, UNGH!" That's how it worked in Doom, anyway.

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🐉 🔥 Morgan Kegan 🔥 🐉 @morgankegan.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

Koolaid man

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Brian McRoberts @bri-mcrob.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 17:29 UTC

..and there is a really OP monster waiting to waste you into the next world..

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Waseem @iamwaseem.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 10:29 UTC

Were you able to find what is behind this?

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狼刷ニオン🐺 @ookamizuri.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 16:09 UTC

Now seeing this made me curious, can people just use a sledgehammer to destroy the hidden brick door to diagon alley

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Ryan Frishkorn @ryanfrishkorn.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

If Junji Ito taught me anything, that’s what the previous person thought and became a little too obsessed with the idea. What’s that tapping sound?

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@mmmmmmbac0n.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

there has to be a puzzle to open it. quick look for something out of place

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Self-deprecating ghost @soundwave187.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

Could be a graphics bug. Did you attack it with your sword to see if it makes a different sound?

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Schrödinger cat's toy @goldplatedspork.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 22:49 UTC

might need a bomb though

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Eden/Edea (Oracle of Seasons ) @edenadema2.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 16:15 UTC

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amdiamanti @amdiamanti.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

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Jennifer Wilck @jenniferwilck.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

Or a dead body.

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James "half-a-tonne" Dominguez @jamesjdominguez.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

Or a hole is about to be blasted through it by a scripted event.

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lamp 🛋️ @lampnado.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 17:24 UTC

what's the elvish word for friend?!

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 17:13 UTC

Might only contain a pork chop.

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🏳️‍⚧️ Suzi, Queen of the North 🖤 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺 @sqotn.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 16:39 UTC

Where's the BFG when you need it?

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Matt @charliebird.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

Only if you eat the right colour mushroom.

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Sam Ferree @samferree.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 21:54 UTC

Unfortunately, people frown upon planting a bomb to open it up.

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Cat @astrophic.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

You got any bombs with you?

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Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

Good thing I always keep like ten bombs in my backpack

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Jessica Mulein @jessicamulein.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

Sidenote- had lost you when I ditched Twitter/X. I miss all my Microsofties, but of them pehahaps you the most. Glad to find you here.

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Nessa Carson @supersciencegrl.co.uk
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 07:38 UTC

Just take one of the 250 bombs from your backpack.

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Quote the raven, Trevormore @unlikeclockwork.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

And it's the best weapon you'll have for at least two stages. ...let's figure out the puzzle!

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@wabiartqzm.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 11:00 UTC

Bombflowers 💥

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CJ the Awkward @awkwardleftycj.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

And that you should be able to punch through it easily

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Carl Marx @ishigh.lol
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

if theyve taught me anything I overlooked the clues to opening at the start of this encounter

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@patrickdavitt.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

Or the outline of a fleeing cartoon character.

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🍗 @werechicken.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

Free amontillado

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Shade Aurion @shadeaurion.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 04:06 UTC

Yeah but in real life if you bomb it suddenly you're a terrorist and there's a bomb squad 🙄 Just give me my 50 rupees mfers

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Theresa Gaumond @theresagaumond.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 18:18 UTC

Use the Skeleton Key Wand on it.

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Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 17:07 UTC

Clearly this was a pet door for an orangutan before the poor fella died. 😢

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@gwchilly.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 17:10 UTC

Paging Geraldo Rivera..

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Nick 𐃥 is also at mastodon dot online @adjectivalnoun.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 05:39 UTC

Quick, detonate an ancient artillery shell in front of it.

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JHB @jhb.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

You know what to do.

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Ruud - Dordtenaar. Ik hou van Holland, wel met wind in de rug @hicestjippus.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

😂

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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 20:04 UTC

Coyote impact repair site.

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Jon @zer0bee.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 17:15 UTC

Ooooor... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESSOR!!

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Nataly 🏳️‍⚧️ @nightpups.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 21:14 UTC

Ooh, knowing this type of walling up a door way, all the blow up able walls actually make way more sense now

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Jonathan @jginsburg.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

Ok, if this is an old FPS you just need to press the action button in it, if this is Tomb Raider look around for an Aztec statue and blocks

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dave @daverson.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 18:27 UTC

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Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

Someone has to patch up after the Kool-aid guy busts through a wall

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Dan of La Mancha @knitdan.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

If literature has taught me anything there’s a dead guy back there, possibly with some wine.

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Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 13:49 UTC

(I tried to find out who had taken this picture, best I can tell it's from a removed post on Reddit a couple years ago by HarjiFangki, however it's not clear they actually took the picture)

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Vic @jvsnyc.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 23:39 UTC

💯

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Oldskoolguitar @oldskoolguitar.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

I got this. All I need is a perfectly round black bomb with a fuse on top

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Gracen @gracen.dev
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 02:15 UTC

try rolling into it headfirst

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Dave Adams @dnki.net
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

I bet there's a valuable cask of Amontillado in there.

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Alijah @alijah.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 09:26 UTC

Tap it three times!

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jgles @jaygles.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 23:10 UTC

That’s how u meet Juno ur caseworker

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king krule fan @acianeta.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 04:38 UTC

try rolling

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Juan Francisco González Alcántara @jfgalcantara.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

Good afternoon, Jen Gentleman. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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daryl "cherche le beau travail" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

in a cartoon when a piece of the background is on a cel instead of painted in

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@relaxedninja.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

Have you tried painting a doorway? That usually works in the animated Warner Brothers documentaries I used to watch.

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Destroyer of Hope @destroyerofhope.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

If there's nothing behind the waterfall, I get mad. 😡

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Witty Librarian 2024 @paulwartenberg.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 20:06 UTC

yeah but it only opens when you have a key you have to win on a sidequest to rescue freemasons from a horde of orcs.

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pandathletic @pandathletic.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 18:59 UTC

Nobody mentioned Scooby Doo yet? Am I that old??!? Ok yes but am I really the only one??!?

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Ian Butler @ihb.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

Edgar Allen Poe would like a word.

poestories.com/read/amontil...

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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 17:10 UTC

WOULD HE LIE???

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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 20:38 UTC

Or a cask of Amontillado

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George Voinovich Manuscript @bsakat.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

We're gonna need bombs to get in there, though.

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Dee, but not THAT Dee, the other one. @deetoriadee.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 18:53 UTC

And you should be able to punch it to break it down.

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SurgeCheeGamer @surgegamerlion.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 16:37 UTC

Or the entrance to the afterlife

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buster skeetin @raymanwithaplan.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 17:31 UTC

The trick to opening it is you shift into drive instead of reverse, then gun it. Most people wouldn't even think to do this

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Multiple Mental Illnesses In A Trenchcoat 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @queerthing.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 18:00 UTC

smashing this wall down to get five dollars and a journal of some guy who thinks dragons are fake

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Cerebellum Appreciating Neuropsychologist🦦🦥🦔 @deborahbuddingphd.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 18:01 UTC

Just have the warrior in your party kick it in

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Volition @volition.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 10:43 UTC

they'll have me arrested on terrorism charges for the 'crime' of finding hidden rupees

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Capo 🏳️‍⚧️ @capoexplains.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

Almost certainly literally true. Given the size and shape this pretty much has to be an exterior door to a room that was later deleted for one reason or another. ...I might be doing that things where I explain something that's already obvious to everyone.

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