Matt Binder

@mattbinder.bsky.social

Apr 30, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

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Cwnidog 🍉🇵🇸 @cwnidog.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 19:53 UTC

Well FFS, I hope they learn something while they're there.

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BoulderSizedBoulder ✡️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @rocksizedrock.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 02:43 UTC

*Alabama has entered the chat*

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ganondorf packwatch @pfish.zone
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

Now this might strike some viewers as harsh,

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NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:53 UTC

Still in school? Primary or High?

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cinder @0xcinder.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 03:17 UTC

The fact that I’m at risk of seeing a 14 year old’s opinion at any point during my day is a human rights violation.

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rifka from Preroll Honda Lesbian @rifka.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

use alt text, or ask for help, like disabled people are human and allowed to participate in your little image post

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@sians.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

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riwoche རི་བོ་ཆེ་ @riwoche.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

One immediately thought of old Hegel and wondered about the phenomenology of the spirit inhabiting that account. Accordingly please enjoy this photo from Hegel's grave along with a Borg.

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thislittlelog @thislittlelog.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

Ah yes, kids. Totally free. Totally don't have needs like groceries, medical, clothes on their backs, a roof over their heads, stuff for school, plus their toys, games and other things they would need to help enrich their lives somewhat. Also I guess the medical bill for giving birth doesn't exist?

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Buddha Ferret @buddhaferret.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

Jesus, what's wrong with people?? HAVING kids is expensive. Supporting them even more so. I had this explained to me from when I was like ten years old. This kid's parents are failing him.

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brightshadow is living más 🔔 @brightshadow.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

"it's literally free, you just pop one out and then gleefully watch as he hungrily eats the paint off the walls of your 80 year old apartment and then runs into the coffee table, my mom has several videos of me doing this and we laugh every time we watch them"

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Juli Gittinger aka Dr G @jlgittinger.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 10:02 UTC

Doesn't it cost like $30k just to have one in a hospital, assuming you have zero complications?

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amalga! 🦊 @amalgathefox.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 15:23 UTC

2.5k people who are dumb as fuck, Id like to believe they are bots. Kids are expensive, thats a fact. Like even really conservative people who have families can admit that.

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Green Rotom @greenrotom.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

Everyone is talking about feeding the children, and they're right, but there's also plenty of medical costs associated with pregnancy and birth. At no point is this shit free.

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The Mid Gatsby @schmendimite.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

Anyone under 25 on the internet should have a disclaimer under any of their posts reminding readers that their brains are still developing

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:32 UTC

😹

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Daily Worm Turtles 🪱🐢 🏳️‍⚧️ Team Stardust! 🌟 @dailysnailies.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

Trying to wrap my head around how someone can come to this conclusion and I feel my brain starting to short circuit like a cartoon robot being asked an impossible question

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Stephanie Fantastic @srfantastic.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

lololol tell that to Americans who pay thousands of dollars to give birth, kid.

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illumi @illumi.me
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

If you stick the children back in the mines they even earn you a passive income.

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

bsky.app/profile/wild...

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Breakfast/Ramen 2024 @shawninstlouis.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

You can tell they're smart because they have "Intellect" in their username

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Jeffrey F Steiner @jfs.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

Mine were £12 each. That was the cost of the multi-day parking passes. Thank you NHS.

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Snamel @snamel.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 02:58 UTC

I'm concerned about the 2.5k likes on that

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Molly (No longer 🔵) @dopestatistics.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

Someone go tell this kid's parents to ground him from social media.

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Ken Raining @kenraining.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

And thus did the young Republican Congressman emerge from his cocoon.

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the dr is in @declanr.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

Thanks I hate it.

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condo potato 🥔 @condopotato.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

The lifestyle of having children who are alive

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Smedley Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

Ooh, I wish I could share this but there’s no alt text. Dealbreaker.

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Bill Stewart @billstewart.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

They used to say "two can live as cheaply as one", which wasn't quite true, but two certainly can live a lot more cheaply than three.

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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

This is a bit, right?

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justBender @justbender.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 13:36 UTC

ouch

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JM Florent @jmflorent.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 02:15 UTC

Kids : Free For everything else there’s Mastercard

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@robinthereanimato.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

does...does this person realize you need to feed them?

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@relaxedninja.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

Not saying stupid things is actually, literally free, but still too costly for idiots who just can't shut the fuck up.

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Rage Against The Miami Sound Machine @randymiller.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

this kid is in for a rude awakening when he moves out of his parents and realizes that everything related to being alive costs money

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Sam, back on my bullshit @samwise42.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

Bro has never bought groceries or paid a hospital bill in his life

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Lexie, Spider Enthusiast @arachnocommunist.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

oh wow a larval roman statue account

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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

10/10 no notes

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J. Artemis @angolathree.substack.com
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

Absolute poetry, throw that up on a textured paper with a typewriter and it'd win a regional award.

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The Mela Experience 🟣⚪️⚫️ @kakapotrainer.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 09:27 UTC

Reminded of this yet again...

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Tyler Voiles @tylervoiles.bsky.social
[ View ] May 02, 2024 at 19:34 UTC

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amy @arb.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:32 UTC

god I’m so glad I’m not on Twitter anymore

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Steve Uncle @the-barely-jew.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

Children cost you $13/month for Twitter blue

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@tim71351.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

How many of those blue checkmarks are 16-year-olds with no life outside the internet?

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Brown Thumb Having Scientist @chillyhibiscus.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

I demand compensation for the psychic damage this did me XD

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Nathalie Plum @radioplum.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 03:35 UTC

I've decided in my teenage years (I didn't have a great childhood) that I would not have children. Revisited the idea in my mid-thirties and the decision remained the same.

Now I'm 58 years old and retiring September 21 😜

youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...

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