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non-binary disaster bisexual

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On my fourth fandom social media site and only Athena knows number of fandoms. Pirates, angels/sneks, Jedi, Bryn Mawr, tea. Older than Facebook. no gender, only zuul. they/them


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I really hate feeling like I'm the only one playing The Air is Lava.

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Pre-Flying Graysons? Genius people pleaser with abandonment issues (not a worthy heir) Birth? Perfect genius assassin, but no real spark because he thinks like the rest of the League Eventually Ra's gives up because the only worthy Tim is the current one. 2/2

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DCU plot bunny, free to good home: Ra's decides that rather than contend with current Tim, he will go back in time and convince past Tim to join him. But he keeps falling. Any time during Tim's Robin career? Loyal to Batman. Pre-Robin, post-Flying Graysons? Loyal to Batman and Robin. 1/2

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Went to a clinic today for a routine medical thing and was once again amazed by the number of people who are happy to hang out and just freely breathe in all the air juice inside the germ emporium

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Chuck Tingle's avatar Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social
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proving love sometimes means takin a risk. i mean EXISTING is just about the biggest risk there is. but dang what a reward to sit here for a moment and breathe the air and see the stars. what an adventure

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phyphor's avatar phyphor @phyphor.one-dash.org
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If your area got a new Labour MP then it is your duty to email them and say that you are happy the Tories are out but that transphobia should have no place in the party. Make Starmer gently walk back his support for Rowling's position!

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Moby Dick's avatar Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social
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Humph! in my poor, insignificant opinion, I regard this as queer.

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This implies someone wants to become a Weirdness Magnet instead of it just happening. Which would be even more interesting; a person trying to become a Weirdness Magnet and their opposite, a person trying to stop being one.

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The Bug Sex Lady's avatar The Bug Sex Lady @bunnyloveerin.bsky.social
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An archeologist comes home after a long day of figuring out the age of skeletons at a recent dig site; and sees her boyfriend fuming, packing his clothes. "I'm leaving you! And I'm never coming back!" She asks him what this is all about. "Don't play dumb, I heard you've been dating other people"

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I went to fencing camp with a guy so pale that if he stood in front of the wall wearing his whites he practically disappeared. His hair was white-blond, so the only color was his pale blue eyes.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.

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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis's avatar Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.bsky.social
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It's worth googling the Great Smog of London to see how far we've come. Images like this from the 1950s. It was caused in part from burning coal

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Bold of you to assume there is any former Mayor of Gotham who is not serving state or federal prison time.

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The only people scarier than Batman or Hood are postal inspectors?

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It's Gotham; no one would be surprised.

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Does this mean no UPS/FedEx/DHL in Gotham? And how does the post office function?

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No one wants to take an involuntary swim in the river badly enough to piss off Hood.

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This is an excellent point. I'm now imagining the background checks required to get a taxi medallion in Gotham. And the level of martial arts training.

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😂 Uber Eats Driver Who Has Seen Things

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There are some local twists, though, like covering yourself in glitter and pretending to be a victim of a Poison Ivy pollen attack. Henchman Beat Up by Batman is also popular (just add a fake cast and bruise makeup!)

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...I can see a fad for those Japanese costumes where you dress up as something from every day life, like Guy Who Spilled Coffee on His Shirt or Woman Coming Home From the Grocery Store. Costumes, but without villain flair.

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Most of England: Don't threaten us with a good time

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KJ Charles's avatar KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com
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"Nobody used to think men exploiting women was wrong" is up there with "Nobody used to think slavery was wrong" as a really impressive giveaway of who you think counts as "nobody".

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Moira Donegan's avatar Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social
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Not to be corny but I do think the ongoing aspiration to make America a pluralist democracy of equals is righteous, beautiful, and worth honoring, even if it has more often been the struggle of minorities & dissenters than the policy of the government. 🇺🇸

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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Everyone misreads the Godfather as this story about a mob family when it's actually the origin story for every other billionaire running your life today

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Other Gotham weirdness: The "Gotham Halloween" - a party held a few days after the official holiday (this is done so the residents can take advantage of cheap candy and the actual events like trick or treating are announced the day of to minimize potential for supervillian attacks)

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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Think about how much the average person despises Trump and remember half of them hate him even more than that.

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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I wish to apologise to Sir Keir Starmer for calling him a shaved stoat penis. I was wrong and most humbly beg his pardon. As the evidence below has clearly shown, this was a false allegation and he is not a stoat penis

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Braincells Bruce is an outlier adn should not be counted

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Jeni’s is on the list. Idk the other brands, but Jeni’s is expensive and positions itself as very very premium. Remember Pelosi’s ice cream freezer?

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Deva Woodly 's avatar Deva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social
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Moral of the story: your teens are also concerned about what misinformation YOU have encountered on the World Wide Web.

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Deva Woodly 's avatar Deva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social
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I came to my 14 year old with a concern about social media. He literally took his glasses off, rubbed his temples, and asked: “what have the moms on the internet said now?” 😯🫤😆

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Now I'm thinking of the debates about how NY pizza and NY bagels have a unique taste because of the water and that's why they don't taste the same elsewhere. "Whaddya mean, 'authentic Gotham hard rolls'? These don't taste like Gotham rolls at all!"

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I can see them on vacation complaining about how the shower water is too soft because it doesn't sting when it hits you.

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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Bonus Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

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Ele Willoughby 's avatar Ele Willoughby @minouette.bsky.social
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Happy birthday to American #astronomer Henrietta Swan Leavitt (1868-1921) who set the scale of our Universe. 🐡🧪🔭👩🏻‍🔬#histsci In her day, women scientists were regularly hired to do menial chores. She was hired to count images on photographic plates as a "computer". In studying these plates, in 1908 🧵1/

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L O L G O P's avatar L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
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There's a Quiet New Deal going on...

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Lazarus water in the aquifer explains the durability of the villains and how the population has not been killed by all the other kinds of pollution yet.

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Courtney Milan's avatar Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com
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Incremental change looks tiny when judged by all the things that need to be done, but for the people you do house and the kids you protect, the difference is life-changing. That matters. Those people matter.

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Small amounts of Lazarus water used for healing also explains the general insanity of the Batfam.

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I'm fairly certain there's a teeny tiny Lazarus Pit somewhere in the depths of the Batcave. A Lazarus Puddle, if you will. And small amounts of the water are taken from time to time to be added to IVs or used to soak gauze. Because how else would they all heal so fast?

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Do not worry about the numerous attempts to ban masks all you need to do to circumvent such bans is get elected president and then declare that you are wearing a mask as an official act.

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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The ghouls are wasting no time on this

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Amy Jo Cousins's avatar Amy Jo Cousins @ajcousins.bsky.social
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Nope. Estate-approved or not, set it on fire. 😡

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niqaeli torres's avatar niqaeli torres @niqaeli.bsky.social
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Having looked at the details: Decatur, Georgia, you’re up right now, they are actively recruiting there! Mineola, New York, you’re on deck, they’ve got you listed but flagged as ‘not yet recruiting’. The intranasals look to be our best hope(s) for a sterilising covid vaccine, so this is important!

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scott⚡️mccloud's avatar scott⚡️mccloud @scottmccloud.bsky.social
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Happy No-More-Kings Day tomorrow! And remember: Patriotism is helping the country you love do less wrong. Nationalism is pretending that it's *never* wrong. 🇺🇸 "Nationalism is Patriotism for Assholes." – Jon Lovett

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I was hoping Biden getting elected would make news boring again, but alas it was not to be.

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