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Morgan Johnson

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USA Today bestselling author. Book cover artist. He/Him


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all the culture you liked from decades past was made possible by cheap rent and artists' pay keeping up with what things cost

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They’re gonna ban TikTok because the KPOP army made fun of his empty rally that got his internet guru fired. The right made one of the world’s richest men buy Twitter because we were bullying fascists and organizing. American journalism has become almost exclusively transcribing tweets.

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the feminine urge to 🔪 when wrath arrives's avatar the feminine urge to 🔪 when wrath arrives @anem0ne.net
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I'm in agreement here and I really wish I could believe more Dems would not just play hardball, but also start making rules in the Calvinball.

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To begin with, every supposed "centrist" who's yammering for this at the NYT and everywhere else will immediately sandbag any D who might succeed Biden while leaving Trump alone and unscathed.

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actually wild just to see how hard the legacy media has managed to radicalise how many people against them in the last 7 days , I genuinely do not remember anything like this

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So to confirm, now we have near-final numbers: Every time 19 Tory MPs get a bit grumpy this parliament and stick their letters into the 1922 Committee... ...it'll automatically trigger a leadership contest.

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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Morgan Johnson's avatar Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social
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It is 8am and the dummies are still setting off fireworks here in Oakland, California

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Morgan Johnson's avatar Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social
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I was helping an author make ads for a book launch and he told me his entire plan hinges around using Sora to make sick book trailers in a few months I was like, “That probably won’t happen and you should have a backup plan”

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juno. stump ($190/$250)'s avatar juno. stump ($190/$250) @juno.bsky.social
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have you all heard of THE RADIUM GIRLS? if you haven’t, go look that up because any post i try to do won’t be enough and will get suppressed. come back when you’re done looking up THE RADIUM GIRLS okay. you done? cool. okay so Clarence Thomas wants to get rid of OSHA

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Ygrene ✔️'s avatar Ygrene ✔️ @ygrene.bsky.social
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customer: hello one fireworks please fireworks store: first question, do you respect your neighbors customer: hahahahaha fireworks store: hahahahaha ok right this way

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Ken Lowery's avatar Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social
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like we're worried about cognition now, are we? trump hasn't spoken a coherent sentence in 10 fucking years

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RedwoodGirl (she/her) 💖💜💙's avatar RedwoodGirl (she/her) 💖💜💙 @redwoodgirl.bsky.social
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Per Wikipedia, each UK constituency must have an electorate that is no smaller than 69,724 and no larger than 77,062. If the United States had a similar level of representation, we would have over 2100 members of the House of Representatives. I say bring it on.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constit...

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Tory party's strategy of having their entire talent pipeline just be being rich and having had your empathy beaten out of you as a child by the South England Boarding School For Making Monstrous Children apparently not helping them connect with voters

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Morgan Johnson's avatar Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social
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What’s the twist going to be? He was killing aliens disguised as people?

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Morgan Johnson's avatar Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social
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The one where we’re supposed to root for a serial killer

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My dog is in full tilt panic

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Jess Fink🍉🌈's avatar Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social
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The 4th of July, finally a holiday for assholes

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Janel Comeau's avatar Janel Comeau @verybadllama.bsky.social
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"we never used to have all these women in their 30s suddenly getting diagnosed with ADHD" listen, I wouldn't have even noticed I have ADHD if I lived in an era where my doctor could ask if I want to lose 5lbs and then hand me enough amphetamines to see the face of God

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Morgan Johnson's avatar Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social
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You can feel Whedon’s loathing of Cap in almost every scene

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L O L G O P's avatar L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
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Joe Biden has to hurry up and commit fraud, rape, espionage, and insurrection quickly so The New York Times will think he's fit to stay in the race.

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Morgan Johnson's avatar Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social
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It makes square images, which would explain why the texture stops six inches up the image

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Morgan Johnson's avatar Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social
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Did he use Midjourney? It looks like ai art

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Morgan Johnson's avatar Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social
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Who is the cover artist?

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Morgan Johnson's avatar Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social
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Gave Zenless Zone Zero a try and it is 1,000% not my thing

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pee wee herman-palladino's avatar pee wee herman-palladino @markpopham.bsky.social
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according to my wife Charles II had a mistress who he called by the pet name Fubbs, which meant chubby because she was, and he named a royal yacht HMS Fubbs, which is basically like naming a ship the SS My Girlfriend's Huge Ass

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Iron Spike's avatar Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social
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So hey, here's a thing I don't think a lot of folks know: That whole "Patient Zero" thing? The French-Canadian airhost who supposedly spread HIV all over America? That's not real. That's not what happened or how it happened.

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Phil McAndrew's avatar Phil McAndrew @philmcandrew.bsky.social
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I'm a very calm, quiet, gentle person. I really am. But when people try to talk to me with "Biden isn't that bad" energy it drives me kinda insane. He is one of the least popular presidents in modern history for a reason. This dude has regularly been on the wrong side of history for decades.

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Morgan Johnson's avatar Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social
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Really wondering if The Boys is going to address that prolonged rape scene this week, or just ignore it for More Violence

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Remember how the "retail theft crime wave" disappeared as soon as companies had to do their annual reports? That's because it's illegal to lie to shareholders.

AI is booming (if you're a pleb) but if you have money - Goldman Sachs will be honest with you instead web.archive.org/web/20240629...

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Gregory Hays's avatar Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social
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Wow, real banana republic stuff. I'm glad our presidents can launder money and associate criminally without worrying about this kind of thing.

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Morgan Johnson's avatar Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social
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I bought the game and the DLCs for my son during early pandemic days and he kept handing me the controls to do the most insane things. I thought the game was cute at first but now I kind of hate it

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Morgan Johnson's avatar Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social
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Parts of that game are so fucking hard, only because the controls are awful and the game often doesn’t tell you how anything works

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Which headphones are these? I need to get some new ones after running over the olds with my office chair

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Morgan Johnson's avatar Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social
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Man that movie is so fun. I still sing the “salsa y ketchup” song all the time when I’m cooking burgers

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Dr Brooke Magnanti's avatar Dr Brooke Magnanti @belledejour.bsky.social
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"Is Bridgerton normalising mixed weight relationships" Meanwhile every man in a sitcom ever

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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it is true that gladiators were fat vegans

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Alex Blechman's avatar Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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Ken Lowery's avatar Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social
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Six months after the events of THEY LIVE, Dems sweep into office on a "please get rid of the mind-controlling aliens" platform. After 15 months, a Congressional committee decides not to prosecute. "It's time to move on," says President, as mind-controlling aliens in Congress charge their laser guns

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bobby (frociaggine) 's avatar bobby (frociaggine) @bobbylewis.bsky.social
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today is the 161st anniversary of pickett’s charge, when 12,000 confederates marched across 3/4 of a mile of open land, directly into constant rifle and artillery fire. half the confederates were killed, wounded, or captured in the slaughter, a turning point in the battle of gettysburg and the war

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