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Senior Fellow, Jack Handey Institute. Director of Seppuku, Democratic National Committee. Mike Teutul look-alike contest runner-up.


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journeyman folklorist's avatar journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social
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Regardless of what happens with the election, we will have like 40 years of Trump judges doing shit like this. “Lol”

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Chicken Puppet's avatar Chicken Puppet @chickenpuppet.bsky.social
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Remember to thank the brave reporters who have been clearly holding on to stories about the Presidents mental fitness for years and would have been perfectly content to continue to do this for four more years if it wasn't obvious his time is up

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Max Berger 's avatar Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social
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"European leaders came away stunned at how much older the president seemed from when they had last interacted with him only a year, or in some cases, mere months earlier, several officials familiar w/ their reactions said. “People were worried about it,” said someone familiar w/ leaders’ reactions.

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Taniel 's avatar Taniel @taniel.bsky.social
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JUST IN: Labour heading toward a landslide victory in the UK. This is their return to power, for the first time since 2010. National exit poll, released moments ago, shows them above 400 seats. The ruling conservatives projected at 131, which would be their lowest since WWII.

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Bing Proselytizer's avatar Bing Proselytizer @postschlock.bsky.social
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The good news is that Biden isn't going to voluntarily step down, so everyone can unburden themselves from trying to figure out whether or not he should.

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Unfortunately, I don't think this revelation will result in the loss of faith in the liberal MSM one should expect.

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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy's avatar Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy @ugarles.bsky.social
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the conservative theory of law in one headline

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Miles Grant's avatar Miles Grant @milesgrant.bsky.social
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AP story waits until paragraph 16 to mention police & prosecutors are accused of conspiring to protect the cop who's apparently the real killer, until then making him seem like a lone wolf

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Emissary Of Night | ليلى's avatar Emissary Of Night | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com
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This is a campaign to exterminate Gaza's ability to thrive.

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Emissary Of Night | ليلى's avatar Emissary Of Night | ليلى @diplomatofnight.com
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Satellite images analysed by Al Jazeera's digital investigation team, Sanad show that more than half (60 percent) of Gaza's farmland, crucial for feeding the war-ravaged territory’s hungry population, has been damaged or destroyed by Israeli attacks. A genocidal campaign in clear view.

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Aaron Sojourner's avatar Aaron Sojourner @aaronsojourner.org
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Companies decided to sink billions of dollars of new investment into manufacturing plants in the U.S. after the CHIPS and Inflation Reduction Act boosted incentives for U.S. production, Check out that spike in manufacturing plant construction. It dwarfs all prior increases. 📉📈 #️⃣#️⃣

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Nicholas Wallace's avatar Nicholas Wallace @wallace.bsky.social
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Absolutely wild that the court accuses the dissent of "fearmongering" with "extreme hypotheticals" when the actual basis for the indictment is a coup attempt that led to an attack on the capitol

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Sridhar Ramesh's avatar Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social
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If you murder a string of Supreme Court justices and then appeal your conviction back up to the Supreme Court, all the remaining judges must recuse themselves with conflicts of interest. You are automatically freed; the perfect crime. No law school is brave enough to admit this.

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Michael 's avatar Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social
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since commander-in-chief is within the "conclusive and preclusive" authority of the president, and therefore all his actions pursuant to c-i-c powers are entitled to absolute immunity, trump would've been better off ordering the military to take congress on january 6 than riling up a mob

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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If it's a crime to be homeless then paying an hourly wage that is insufficient to pay for housing means you're an accessory at a minimum

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Taniel 's avatar Taniel @taniel.bsky.social
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JUST IN: Polls closed in first round of France elections. Two main French TV estimates (combines early results & exit poll) show strong far-right. Far-right bloc: ≈34% Left bloc: ≈28-29% Macron bloc: ≈20-22% What does this mean? What'll happen? Follow this thread ⬇️

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sadvil 😎's avatar sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social
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NARRATOR: a gridlocked convention… POLITICIAN: if we can’t agree on a new nominee today, we’re boned N: and the man to save them is *record scratch* … man’s best friend??! JAMES CARVILLE: wait a hot sec, ain’t nothing in the constitution says a dawwg can’t be president N: This summer, “Vote Bud”

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Bing Proselytizer's avatar Bing Proselytizer @postschlock.bsky.social
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The Holocaust famously took place over the course of a single weekend, you fucking idiot.

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Bing Proselytizer's avatar Bing Proselytizer @postschlock.bsky.social
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Will is absolutely correct in this thread. Credit where credit is due.

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò's avatar Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
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"Gaza’s remaining hospitals, health centers and oxygen stations will stop working within 48 hours...Israel’s closure of the vital Rafah border crossing last month severed key supply lines, limiting access to food, fuel and medical supplies, aid groups say."

www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/0...

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Bing Proselytizer's avatar Bing Proselytizer @postschlock.bsky.social
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I'm assuming the controversy referred to is actually his support for Israel and his criticism of BDS.

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Matt Novak's avatar Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
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Watching the 84-year-old Nancy Pelosi on CNN verbally stumbling her own way through defending Biden is a great reminder that this is a systemic problem.

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☀️ Starshine's avatar ☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social
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23 bottom surgeries a year and to put puberty blockers and hormones in perspective, the most recommended treatments beyond social transition, is only about ~1200 patients for puberty blockers a year out of ~50k kids seeking gender related care and less than 3000 patients receive hormones

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)'s avatar Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone
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it's fucked up that in the united states there are so many jobs that require tips to make a living wage. like baristas and supreme court justices

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tom mckay's avatar tom mckay @catturd2.bsky.social
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Their chart shows that Trump is the strongest candidate and has by far the most already declared support when Biden is on the ballot! That's bad!

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Bing Proselytizer's avatar Bing Proselytizer @postschlock.bsky.social
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The only explanation that I can muster is that the libs legitimately believed that the average voter hadn't yet noticed his cognitive decline and they were mad at anyone to the left of Donald Trump for pointing it out. But now their deep, dark secret has been exposed, so it is time to panic.

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Bing Proselytizer's avatar Bing Proselytizer @postschlock.bsky.social
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What is even the mechanism at this point without him voluntarily dropping out? Is there any scenario in which he doesn't win on the first ballot? Or can they just change the convention rules the 1st day?

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I actually think that they weren't metal enough for the crowd tbh.

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Luke O'Neil's avatar Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
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I forget the quote but the purpose of liberals is to bear witness to atrocities

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Bing Proselytizer's avatar Bing Proselytizer @postschlock.bsky.social
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Porcupine Tree, so not their prime lol, but they were still fun.

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Bing Proselytizer's avatar Bing Proselytizer @postschlock.bsky.social
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Oh hell yeah. They were a surprise opener at a show I was at one time and it was great. Unfortunately, they were not the audience's cup of tea.

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Bing Proselytizer's avatar Bing Proselytizer @postschlock.bsky.social
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Been awhile since I've seen it, but I think Tangerine qualifies

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Alex P. 👹's avatar Alex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social
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the problem with the democrats is that they have like 1000 guys who will tell them "everyone will love it if you ban tiktok to stop disinformation!!" and nobody who will them "everyone will love it if you execute all of the project 2025 guys, they are worthless and annoying people"

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Good Boy's avatar Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social
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Biden calling donors today

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Bing Proselytizer's avatar Bing Proselytizer @postschlock.bsky.social
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Cuz candidate quality is a distraction. Plenty of people will hold their nose & vote for Trump, because doing so gets them something. For some that's lower taxes. For others that's the violent supression of some demographic group they hate. What policy result does one get for voting for Dems?

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Radley Balko's avatar Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social
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In a concurring opinion upholding criminalization of homelessness, Clarence Thomas argues the court should also repeal its decision striking down laws that criminalize drug addiction (not possession or distribution -- addiction). To support his argument, he cites a dissent by ... Clarence Thomas.

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Brian McFadden's avatar Brian McFadden @mcfadden.bsky.social
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He should fire his debate prep team and hire the Crypt-keeper puppeteers and writers.

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WASMBAPPEN's avatar WASMBAPPEN @makeitsnow.bsky.social
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congress: i consent federal agency: i consent supreme court: isn’t there someone you forgot to ask

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Joshua J. Friedman's avatar Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com
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Sotomayor, for the liberals, on the decision that the SEC (and presumably other agencies) can't levy civil penalties on lawbreakers without a jury trial: "Congress had no reason to anticipate the chaos today's majority would unleash after all these years." www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/23p...

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Bing Proselytizer's avatar Bing Proselytizer @postschlock.bsky.social
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We had one in my front yard growing up that got struck by lightning. One of the loudest things I have ever heard. There was a small airport at the end of our block so my initial assumption was that a plane had crashed in front of the house.

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WASMBAPPEN's avatar WASMBAPPEN @makeitsnow.bsky.social
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‘harm reduction’ is looking more and more like pulling up the drawbridge and leaving vulnerable people in red states and overseas outside the walls

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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The New York Democratic Party can’t shift a Republican out of his seat for love or money but they’ll move heaven and earth to boot a progressive black guy in favor of a Reagan Democrat racist

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Bing Proselytizer's avatar Bing Proselytizer @postschlock.bsky.social
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Absolutley. And let me hear some of the studio banter. "Here is the chord chart. You are going to be playing along to just the drum track, but don't let that dictate your tempo too much. Just play whatever comes to mind. Now, please stare into the oil projection. You may proceed."

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