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happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate

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Mhairi McFarlane 's avatar Mhairi McFarlane @mhairim.bsky.social
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The crime documentary Netflix would make if they had any balls

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solvognen's avatar solvognen @solvognen.bsky.social
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It's always the same <sigh>. You go out for meatballs and the next thing you know you're all over social media.

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William Preston's avatar William Preston @williampreston.bsky.social
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Stylish but illegal is a good vibe

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Justine Manzano's avatar Justine Manzano @justinemanzano.bsky.social
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This is my new favorite holiday.

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Kostas's avatar Kostas @kostasa.bsky.social
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thank you for bringing stylish but illegal ikea monkey to my life, I had missed it the first time around.

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Agnรจs de Savigny - Romance Author's avatar Agnรจs de Savigny - Romance Author @agnesdesav.bsky.social
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Goes hand in hand with celebrating the day I learned what a shearling coat was

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Tom Bombadildo's avatar Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social
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I hope theyโ€™re doing okay. I know Iโ€™m anthropomorphizing, but that little worried face breaks my heart

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ecogrrl's avatar ecogrrl @ecogrrl.bsky.social
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How did I forget about this dapper fellow?

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BADNEW's avatar BADNEW @j-mike.bsky.social
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marlo's avatar marlo @marlo.ooo
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TORONTO STAYS WINNING

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Iron Curtain (Samuel Abram)'s avatar Iron Curtain (Samuel Abram) @ironcurtainyc.bsky.social
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To that extent, I had made a Jonathan Coulton medley of Code Monkey, IKEA, and My Monkey I called โ€œIKEA Monkeyโ€: ironcurtain.bandcamp.com/track/ikea-m...

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Sovi's avatar Sovi @sovi1337.bsky.social
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well i celebrate now

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pauly2coffees's avatar pauly2coffees @pauly2coffees.bsky.social
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Iโ€™m totally stealing this joke.

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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๐ŸŽ† Nevetsboy (is a firecracker) ๐ŸŽ‡'s avatar ๐ŸŽ† Nevetsboy (is a firecracker) ๐ŸŽ‡ @nevetsboy.bsky.social
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"Stylish but illegal monkey" is probably what Trump would say if he was a judge in a beauty pageant.

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Eleven11's avatar Eleven11 @eleven11.bsky.social
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11 years ago, to the day. I wonder how his furniture has held upโ€ฆ

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Between this and Ed Balls Day, what else do we need?

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Ravin Boodram's avatar Ravin Boodram @rvbdrm.com
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This was our 9/11.

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MPeters's avatar MPeters @mapp.bsky.social
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I may or may not have knowledge of this sweater

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Sage ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar Sage ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ @trans.bsky.social
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stylish *and* illegal?? that monkey really is just like me og

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The Everything Machine's avatar The Everything Machine @everythingmachine.bsky.social
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As of last year, Darwin is apparently doing very well www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kati...

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JM's avatar JM @tinandglass.bsky.social
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Laws surrounding exotic animals are messed up in this country. Still legal. Sadly.

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Andy Beaton's avatar Andy Beaton @aiabx.bsky.social
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I had a similar coat around then. I was mocked mercilessly.

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Microplastics Sommelier's avatar Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social
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๐Ÿ‘ NO ๐Ÿ‘ MONKEY ๐Ÿ‘ IS ๐Ÿ‘ ILLEGAL ๐Ÿ‘

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I'm pretty sure he wanted a BILLY bookcase...lol

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Bill Stewart's avatar Bill Stewart @billstewart.bsky.social
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Oook.

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Fabulous! Thanks for the friendly reminder.

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Liam Pink's avatar Liam Pink @liampinkx.bsky.social
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pete burns coded

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They Might Be David's avatar They Might Be David @aferaldavid.bsky.social
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we were all so innocent then

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Thanks but Iโ€™ve got to finish the mascara on all these gibbons before the foot locker closes

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Dave's avatar Dave @davemck.bsky.social
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Have become ungovernable. Still stylish.

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Steve Portigal's avatar Steve Portigal @steveportigal.bsky.social
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I was thinking about them just the other day when something else was loose in T.O.?

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Jonnay's avatar Jonnay @jrotszta.bsky.social
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The distraction caused by Darwin is one of the reasons Harper was able to secure his majority govt

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Larry Wolfarth's avatar Larry Wolfarth @infoshaman.bsky.social
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What is the Ikea name for that coat? I can't find it in the online catalog.

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Andrew Menotti's avatar Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social
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No monkey is illegal!! Sick of this anti-simian rhetoric.

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anmeggz's avatar anmeggz @celestiasponut.bsky.social
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funni monke jif

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Dextive Studios's avatar Dextive Studios @dextive.bsky.social
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It has so much fashion power, itโ€™s a crime

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Roux The Day's avatar Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social
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Wanted to make a joke like "I find all monkey's stylish" but this one is definitely exceptional

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Beth's avatar Beth @thisbethlife.bsky.social
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Haha I remember him

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SwampLizard's avatar SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social
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I agree, this monkey shouldnโ€™t be allowed

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Nico Mara-McKay ๐Ÿฆ‡ (they/iel)'s avatar Nico Mara-McKay ๐Ÿฆ‡ (they/iel) @plutopsyche.nicomaramckay.com
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I can't believe it's been 11 years.

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Sam Dren's avatar Sam Dren @samdren.bsky.social
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No monkey is illegal! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Rumleech's avatar Rumleech @rumleech.bsky.social
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I do now!!!

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children of the corncob 's avatar children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy
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given the coat that's gotta be an arctic monkey.

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Bryan West's avatar Bryan West @2totangoatl.bsky.social
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I think โ€œstylish but illegal ikea monkeyโ€ has the same energy as โ€œadorable, but frightened, slothโ€ and I love that

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