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I'm new here, quelle surprise.


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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff's avatar Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff @fulkery.bsky.social
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Did somebody already do the Hawk Tuah knuckle tats? I feel like I should have seen it by now.

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big boy summer's avatar big boy summer @gayslay.com
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And it’s inverse: for whom the hole twitches

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aaron's avatar aaron @trulyaas.bsky.social
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Feeling hungry for a buffet.πŸ˜πŸ˜‹

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Tilly Bridges's avatar Tilly Bridges @tillybridges.bsky.social
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if you (or anyone else reading) are interested, I write weekly essays about trans life. they’re archived and free, and there’s an entire section of them all for cis folks! stuff about what being an accomplice is, how to support us, and why cis support is so vital 🩷

tillystranstuesdays.com

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aaron's avatar aaron @trulyaas.bsky.social
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Today the temperature is expected to match freshly spewed lava.

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aaron's avatar aaron @trulyaas.bsky.social
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Making myself more attractive to men by never leaving the house.

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Lucas Diamond's avatar Lucas Diamond @lucasdiamond.bsky.social
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Repost if I can DM you nudes when I’m horny

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Remmus Cobalt (comms open)'s avatar Remmus Cobalt (comms open) @remmuscobalt.bsky.social
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Scruffy 🐾 (Yes, sometimes I wear clothes 🀯)

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Self-deprecating ghost's avatar Self-deprecating ghost @soundwave187.bsky.social
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The fact that IHOP busiest day isn't Easter is baffling.

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aaron's avatar aaron @trulyaas.bsky.social
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Rising but at work, so here's an archival shot

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Thinking the only thing to address this existential dread is a nice steaming corn dog straight from the microwave

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KIMBLYπŸ’•βœ¨ 's avatar KIMBLYπŸ’•βœ¨ @k1m.bsky.social
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I’ve had multiple people tell me they don’t even see my posts anymore and have to go to my profile see anything and I find that very sus

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aaron's avatar aaron @trulyaas.bsky.social
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And I'm both rising and shiningπŸ˜˜πŸ˜…

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Destry Broderick 's avatar Destry Broderick @destry.bsky.social
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Them: smile, it's free. Me: so is not smiling.

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Jay's avatar Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social
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The cool thing about online culture is that responses to things are always so measured, proportional, and appropriate. *gets murdered for using an oxford comma*

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mean things I say to myself's avatar mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social
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My sexual orientation is being mildly annoyed by your constant eager horniness

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aaron's avatar aaron @trulyaas.bsky.social
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Your tired tiddy Tuesday is waking me up, though.😍

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But you're definitely in my dreams, though.πŸ₯΅

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big boy summer's avatar big boy summer @gayslay.com
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For whom the cock throbs

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bridget epitropakis's avatar bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social
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the way no one predicted that having all these giant supercomputers giving AI porn girls 11 fingers would be bad for the environment

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Splendid Hobo's avatar Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social
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just to be clear, that's not really my dick, that's an eggplant

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Samuel (Art Daddy) 🎨🎭🎡πŸ€ͺ's avatar Samuel (Art Daddy) 🎨🎭🎡πŸ€ͺ @tumbledheroes.bsky.social
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It’s β€œHump Day”…here are a few of my favorite that I’ve painted. Which is yours? #humpday #queerart πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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aaron's avatar aaron @trulyaas.bsky.social
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I just can't figure out why Hump Day isn't a weekly stat holiday in the workplace. It'd save on cleanup and janitorial services.

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BEAVE Β²'s avatar BEAVE Β² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
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The bugs and leeches are out in full force and nature is feeling a lot like twitter right now.

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Sexy from all the different angles.😍

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turbo jerry's avatar turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social
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the recurring intrusive thought that i might get tourette syndrome for the first time at work & tell my boss to fuck off during the big meeting

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mean things I say to myself's avatar mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social
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They are power washing the façade of my office building so I am going to bulk record a bunch of dramatic crying TikToks as the water runs down the windows. I just wish I had thought to bring costume changes

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Elissa's avatar Elissa @tomorrowx3.bsky.social
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If my hair isn't getting caught in my glasses' hinges all day, you're dealing with an imposter me.

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Coach Rusty's avatar Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social
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Thank you for calling me a valuable resource boss I was afraid you’d started seeing me as a person

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BBKitty 's avatar BBKitty @bbkbhv.bsky.social
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Omg you guys, I found him! Does anyone need anything?

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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sorry i asked if the photo of your kid was β€œthat fucked up AI stuff”

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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public service announcement to say @favskeet.bsky.social adds big fun to the experience here

it’s not a bot check them out

BIG FUN‼️

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𝚐 𝚘 πš• 𝚍 πš’ πš– 𝚘 𝚌 πš” 𝚜 's avatar 𝚐 𝚘 πš• 𝚍 πš’ πš– 𝚘 𝚌 πš” 𝚜 @goldimocks.bsky.social
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As a kid I thought Prince was singing β€œraspberry parade” & was like hell yeah brother take fruit celebration to the streets

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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i’ve been caffeine free for seven hours murder seems likely

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aaron's avatar aaron @trulyaas.bsky.social
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Maybe one night in the near future, I'll host a romantic candlelit dinner where my sleeves aren't incinerated by the aforementioned candles.

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𝑷. π’π’Šπ’ƒπ’†π’π’†π’π’”π’Šπ’” πŸŒ•πŸ¦‰πŸƒ's avatar 𝑷. π’π’Šπ’ƒπ’†π’π’†π’π’”π’Šπ’” πŸŒ•πŸ¦‰πŸƒ @phengarornis.bsky.social
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Sometimes, certain comments read like what a partner would say to try and spice up the bedroom.

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aaron's avatar aaron @trulyaas.bsky.social
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And a luscious mood it is.😍

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As I get older I become more aware that I may not have enough time left in this life to watch Captain Ron.

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Taka Hanazawa's avatar Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social
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It's so wild to me that there are people out there who are actively hostile to the idea of growing as people. Like why wouldn't you want to be the best possible version of yourself? You've got to put up with you for the rest of your life.

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