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Memento Morty 🌙
@mortythenurse.bsky.social
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The NY Times is out there spreading rumors faster than a highschool girl's bathroom during prom.
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Not An Ashley@ashes-to-ashes.bsky.social |
14 followers 116 following 3 posts
Generic small town 30 something.
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Memento Morty 🌙
@mortythenurse.bsky.social
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The NY Times is out there spreading rumors faster than a highschool girl's bathroom during prom.
4 replies 5 reposts 39 likes
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
@thielman.bsky.social
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if you took every billionaire on earth and stacked them on top of each other starting at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, that would be great
32 replies 482 reposts 2416 likes
![Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc's avatar](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:wp4qvglnypcemej6fh2kjvs4/bafkreiadcgiumtppqhqx7kueavjataxsyodiyy4rmsd3sc46xiywrocqma@jpeg){kind=small}
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Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc
@alexandraerin.com
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"This is Kafkaesque." - me, waking up tired on July 1st
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Django Wexler
@djangowexler.bsky.social
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Every morning I check the news and it's like -SCOTUS Eliminates Three More Basic Rights, Only Six Remain -President Mispronounces a Word, Will Now Lose Election to Senile Hitler -New AI Company Uses Artist Blood to Let Billionaires and Racists Live Forever, Gets $45 Billion Valuation
45 replies 1648 reposts 4276 likes
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
@thielman.bsky.social
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Wirecutter calls Alito the best budget pick but notes that Roberts is fully tricked out with all the bells and whistles
14 replies 170 reposts 811 likes
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Big Bang Comics
@bigbangcomics.bsky.social
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Possibly the greatest action figure of all time?
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Tim Onion
@bencollins.bsky.social
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Here’s a miracle solution: stop fuckin doing it
86 replies 1837 reposts 6207 likes
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Not An Ashley
@ashes-to-ashes.bsky.social
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Momiji-San my beloved
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Stephen Blackmoore
@sblackmoore.bsky.social
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEREWOLVES OF LONDON
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DaveAnthony
@daveanthony.bsky.social
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✊
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Sage 🏳️⚧️
@trans.bsky.social
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This is a bar for only the most straight heterosexual men. Cowboys, Construction workers, Cops, Leather Bound Bikers, Firefighters, Wrestlers, and Sailors. No girl stuff. Just sweaty heterosexual men being sweaty & heterosexual & male with each other. No femmes. All He/him. Males for males. M4M.
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Abby
@arobertswrites.com
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Gandalf almost comes right out and says “I don’t know how to explain that you should care about other people”
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James M. Fraleigh
@jamesmfraleigh.bsky.social
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America can have one prisoner, as a treat.
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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast)
@brainnotonyet.bsky.social
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Cat Randall
@catrandall.bsky.social
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As far as I'm concerned, Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig can keep making Benoit Blanc Mysteries until he's up there with Miss Marple and Hercule Poirot, you know? We need at least 5 of these. 8 to 10 would be divine.
24 replies 201 reposts 1036 likes
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cait
@cait.bsky.social
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oh my god noooo way. no way!! are you serious? that's so crazy no way!
8 replies 67 reposts 416 likes
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heinz beans
@heinzbeans.bsky.social
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raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by an orange cat 🙋♀️
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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rise and cry, baby, let's get this dread
3 replies 82 reposts 221 likes
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Shoshana 🏳️⚧️
@shoshana.bsky.social
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geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
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corporations are people. guns are people. fetuses are people. no one knows if pregnant people are people. crew cab trucks are people
7 replies 94 reposts 316 likes
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Hipster Viking Amy
@lasrina.bsky.social
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Hey. Hey, you. You, the person thinking about maybe you shouldn’t take that day off after all because you want to look like a team player and a go-getter: don’t you fucking dare. Upper management doesn’t give a shit how hard you work. That’s just Satan with a capitalism mask on.
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Not An Ashley
@ashes-to-ashes.bsky.social
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Sorry people suck. Here’s a pic of my orange gremlin being cute
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Not An Ashley
@ashes-to-ashes.bsky.social
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Chico in Butte County did that briefly before they were told it was illegal. Fun little city funded homeless camp out by the airport on asphalt in the middle of summer with no public transport or services in place for the people being told to go there.
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Courtney Milan
@courtneymilan.com
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My feeling, and this is a personal preference, is that elected officials should not make the only path to the future be “ecoterrorism.”
2 replies 6 reposts 35 likes
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Joseph Fink
@planetoffinks.bsky.social
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AI drive thrus secretly using people to do the orders, ChatGPT using contractors in poor countries to monitor and alter responses, the Amazon "just walk out" technology actually just contractors in India watching cameras. AI doesn't just not work. The whole thing is a fraud
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Funky Dynamite
@sweavart.bsky.social
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AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech. CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
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Saeg Flowers
@onebeanburrito.bsky.social
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Ask your doctor if adjusting to the dystopian hellscape you inhabit is right for you
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Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off)
@wolvendamien.bsky.social
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Seriously struggling to resist collectively referring to my endocrine, nervous, cardiopulmonary, and metabolic systems as "my wets"
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Annie Bellet
@anniebellet.bsky.social
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I'm just a girl, standing here begging journalists to learn that Romance novel isn't just any book with a female main character...
6 replies 59 reposts 415 likes
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Amanda Marcotte
@amandamarcotte.bsky.social
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It never stops being darkly funny how the same people who insist gender is inborn and immoveable are also the same people who claim your manhood can be taken from you for the smallest things: Eating ice cream or soup. Crossing your legs. Being nice to a woman.
67 replies 874 reposts 3343 likes
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Chuck Tingle
@chucktingle.bsky.social
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great news for buckaroos who want to stay home. THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF CANCELLED PLANS GETS ME OFF BECAUSE DEEP DOWN I KINDA DIDN’T WANT TO GO is out now as audiobook. get it here bud www.audible.com/pd/B0CWK3246...
10 replies 80 reposts 334 likes
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸
@roxiqt.com
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ME, 10: I want HUNDREDS of friends ME, 20: I want a few close friends ME, 30: I think there is a raccoon living in my garage that might hang out if I bribe it with pizza
16 replies 122 reposts 660 likes
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Gaby
@gabzoots.bsky.social
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The Volatile Mermaid
@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
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I don’t have student debt but I believe in student debt forgiveness. I can’t get pregnant but I believe abortion should be legal. I’m straight and cis but I am pro same-sex marriage and trans rights. Welcome to It’s Not Always About You 101.
13 replies 372 reposts 1586 likes