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Tim Onion@bencollins.bsky.social |
National Politician Don't Kill a Dog Challenge
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Wendell B
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Given up yet, Tim?
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Lance Ellisor
@ellisor.bsky.social
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Jonathan Pierce
@jonathanpierce.bsky.social
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Well, we know where he got the worm now.
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@me2u.bsky.social
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Looking at those in leadership roles I think the real question should be what the f--- is wrong with this country. Politics more closely resembles the theater of professional wrestling than leadership or public service.
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end op·pres·sion
@respect4all.bsky.social
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RFK should drop out of the race ... bringing the number to 3.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s Dark Secrets
www.vanityfair.com/news/story/r...
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Phil
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It's a very low bar, but somehow, at least two politicians found a way under it. 🤦🏻♂️
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Steve
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Sounds like a Kennedy
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Alaskan Weeb
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amateur crastinator
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Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar
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I'm old enough to remember when Teddy was the embarrassing Kennedy.
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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board
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There was a movie where Hitler came back to life by some magic. He starts running for control again. He loses when he shoots a dog that bites him; the warning is clear "you can't rely on someone doing something so blatantly evil as puppy murder" and i'll be damned if republicans don't find a way.
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Daniel Quinn
@danielquinn.bsky.social
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I wish I were a politician so I could collect the prize money
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Paul
@oneofthegoodpauls.bsky.social
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God what a piece of shit
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WildGorillaMan
@wildgorillaman.bsky.social
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That's a Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh-level gaff. Clearly, RFK Jr is one of those Great Men history tells us about.
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henry sholar
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let this be a lesson, kids: too many tunafish sandwiches
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Raoul Guapo
@raoulguapo.bsky.social
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Spay or Neuter your fringe candidates.
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civ - 🇵🇸 🕎 ☮️ - end the genocide now
@uncivil.bsky.social
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I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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ricky cilantro
@rickycilantro.bsky.social
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Jesus, even Nixon knew not to eat Checkers
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La Conquête du Panini
@botsnack.bsky.social
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I care more about this part
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aaron
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he also drove his wife to suicide and dug up her body without permission from the family and moved it to a more disrespectful, lonely location
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Becca's Mullet
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He's just increasing and increasing his popularity!
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@jeaniesmaug.bsky.social
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Jill Stein 2024
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Karmageddon
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WTF is wrong with people on Twitter (Bob Cesca, be warned) for posting the insanely disturbing photo that came with no content warning.
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Blue Meme
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He seems nice.
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Ni en pedo
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Romney: how you like me now huh
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Aaron Bourque
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There's no standards anymore.
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Parker Molloy
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Photo of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Holding Barbecued Dog Prompts Calls for Clarification on Definition of ‘Good Boy’
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Katniss Harris
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Brain worms.
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Ray Radlein
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well well well not so easy finding a brain to eat that doesn't suck, says worm
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King-free America
@belladonna406.bsky.social
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He and Noem would hit it off just fine.
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@rist3902.bsky.social
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JFC RFK
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@kladdagh.bsky.social
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So conservatives just hate dogs
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Andrea Gutierrez
@andreagtrrz.bsky.social
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I guess Tim Onion only posts stories from The Onion or like The Onion
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Toosenellawoofenpickle
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Comments and AI say the carcass was most likely goat or lamb, but he's still a disturbing piece of shit
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Stephen
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* not from The Onion
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Al G Rhythm
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It's the second-favorite dish of brain worms.
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TomNookYankees
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Really can’t be emphasized enough that by insisting on running for a second term, Biden fucked over Dems on an election that likely would have otherwise been a 2008 size landslide when the other opponents were Trump and Kennedy.
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Serenity Now!
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Here’s the Vanity Fair piece that story came from. The allegations of sexual assault are even more troubling. (Then again, Trump has set the bar sub-basement-level-low.) www.vanityfair.com/news/story/r...
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Nolan Zugernat
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The Cycle of Life
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Adrian Giddings
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"Later, as he sat on his balcony eating the dog, Robert F. Kennedy Jr reflected on the unusual events that had taken place within this huge apartment building the previous three months."
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Kris
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He said that....... oh how sick!! 🤢
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@adoofus.bsky.social
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That is one Kennedy-ass Kennedy.
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