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Surprised Face Guy
@surprisedface.bsky.social
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I once was loud in a library, so I guess you could call me a bad boy.
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Crunkolas Driverton@crunkdriver.bsky.social |
299 followers 262 following 2245 posts
Hapless but persistent
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaailub3qgdqy
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Surprised Face Guy
@surprisedface.bsky.social
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I once was loud in a library, so I guess you could call me a bad boy.
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Just Call Me Frank
@justcallmefrank.bsky.social
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Scrolled through just enough to give my blood pressure some exercise.
0 replies 5 reposts 17 likes
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Just Call Me Frank
@justcallmefrank.bsky.social
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One more double espresso and I'm going to run through a wall KoolAid style.
1 replies 5 reposts 22 likes
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Ashley, 69th of Her Name
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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Are the super flares going to give me super powers?
2 replies 3 reposts 9 likes
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Rogs 🤖
@stev.bsky.social
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There should be a dating app called Humble
4 replies 3 reposts 17 likes
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Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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*very farmer voice* Crop a hams comin' in nice this year
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Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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Much better idea than what's currently in place
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Ashley, 69th of Her Name
@ashleysays.bsky.social
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Who wants to make some plans tonight just to get that high from cancelling them?
4 replies 17 reposts 53 likes
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Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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I'm a terrifying figure in the lives of my enemies, I type into the "About Me" field on my dating profile
1 replies 10 reposts 24 likes
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Catbus
@catbus.bsky.social
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pretending to be unbothered while getting roasted in the chat
3 replies 5 reposts 88 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Wanna know how I got these scars? Pudding lid accident.
5 replies 42 reposts 155 likes
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Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
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Replying to an innocuous post with an over-politicized reply should be an instant block.
1 replies 4 reposts 17 likes
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Uncle Duke
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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nobody likes a show-off
3 replies 34 reposts 177 likes
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Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
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Nothing brings me more joy than when someone posts one of those connection "circles" things and I'm not in it.
2 replies 4 reposts 24 likes
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KAFUI. 🇬🇭
@mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
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It's very funny when NPR is interviewing an expert in something and it all feels fairly normal and evenhanded and then at the end they're like "and that was Christopher Halliburton from the Center for Exploding Venezuela"
14 replies 179 reposts 919 likes
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Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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Covering the bed with it was a hard no, I'll tell you that much
1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Anyone can learn from their mistakes. Only the chosen few can pigheadedly shit the bed in the same exact way over and over, bravely staring down the forces of self improvement
12 replies 83 reposts 541 likes
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Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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Struggling to find a greeting card that smooths over stealing someone's prescription meds
2 replies 12 reposts 25 likes
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Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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*taps 'never zero' Completely agree
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Jollyrobber
@jollyrobber.bsky.social
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And by DM me, I mean donut message me.
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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ME: girl whales are called fewhales SEAWORLD EMPLOYEE: *into earpiece* is that true
1 replies 10 reposts 44 likes
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Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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I appreciate your consideration but I'm looking for an organization that more closely aligns with my needs
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Adam Rogers
@jetjocko.bsky.social
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I'm not a good fit for this opportunity, but thank you for thinking of me.
1 replies 3 reposts 10 likes
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Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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The success rate for compost related seductions is very low, but never zero
1 replies 9 reposts 18 likes
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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My dog gets more toys after spending a weekend at my dad’s house than I got my entire childhood. That’s some real bullshit.
3 replies 38 reposts 173 likes
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Hyde
@hyde85.bsky.social
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I'm not responsible for how sexy I get once the Top Gun soundtrack comes on. Be warned ladies, panties will drop...
3 replies 2 reposts 10 likes
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Mike Feher
@saxmike71.bsky.social
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I wish we could harness the power of social media outrage. With it, we could end the reliance on fossil fuels and be a self-powering society for generations to come.
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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Friend: I think I need to see a doctor Me, taking heart meds before I drink my energy drink: no need, I can help
6 replies 87 reposts 250 likes
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Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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I thought that was a fire hydrant back there
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Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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The Shai Hulud of Brainworms
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Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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That sounds like a very optimistic usage of a possessive pronoun
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Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win, I whisper to myself as I speed off in a postal vehicle left unattended
3 replies 11 reposts 22 likes
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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bleeding internally is not so bad. it’s my blood, it should be able to wander a bit. stretch its legs.
5 replies 52 reposts 348 likes
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Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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I always appreciate the likes and the reposts, but mostly I write this stuff to get it out of my head
1 replies 13 reposts 36 likes
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Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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People who are big proud about how amazing generative AI is are exactly like that parent who is bragging about how huge their baby poops
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
@professorkiosk.bsky.social
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My posts pair nicely with a good existential void
1 replies 22 reposts 37 likes
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Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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Trauma-trauma-trauma-traumeleon You come and go, you come and goooOOOoooo
0 replies 15 reposts 32 likes
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Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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Me: *making relentlessly belittling jokes about my boss to try and lighten an awkward social setting* My Boss's Widow: *pleading with me to stop*
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Twitter's Bobby Big Wheel
@kleinman.bsky.social
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Forget Pop Tarts, I want the story of the guy who invented Cookie Crisp. In the '90s they tricked our parents into giving us cookies for breakfast. How did they pull that off?
37 replies 45 reposts 455 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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The feminine urge to discuss my feminine urges.
5 replies 47 reposts 113 likes
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Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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This checks out
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Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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Me, scrolling Amazon at 2:17am: A third T-shirt cannon would probably fix me
2 replies 12 reposts 32 likes
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow
@tomtomorrow.bsky.social
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The cool thing about A.I. is that it doesn't work but it does eat up enormous resources in order to not work.
59 replies 776 reposts 2976 likes