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DoubleTrouble

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I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker. I'm just here to have some fun. 😏 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaljlnins5tg


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More context on Clooney. His brilliant & lovely wife had a wishlist for Biden. Didn't happen - mostly due to Qatar nego. That explains that. They're fiercely loyal to ea other as they should be. Shows why movie stars need to stay in their luxurious Italian resort lanes

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The Real Kim Shady 's avatar The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
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La Mer Concentrate Serum duo $425 valued at $660 what’s it made of abalone jizz?

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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got too much baby oil between my buttcheeks walking down stairs feels like i don’t have brakes

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Batty's avatar Batty @shadowbat.net
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The #988Lifeline is committed to improving mental health equity for racial and ethnic minority populations. Everyone deserves access to quality mental health care, and together we can break down the barriers. Support is available 24/7.

Call text 988 Chat 988lifeline.org

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BEAVE ²'s avatar BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
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Going to start signing emails with “absolutely zero regards” until someone notices.

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Tamper Proof Lid's avatar Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
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That’s nice but is anyone else transfixed by the fucked fit of Greinke’s hat or am I off here?

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debbshock's avatar debbshock @debbshock.bsky.social
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FEED YOUR LAWN.. FEED IT feed it french fries

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Miss Riss's avatar Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social
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let us relentlessly, endlessly, loudly call out every god damn centrist, moderate, conservative Dem who constantly stalled, blocked and weakened every ounce of the Dem agenda and are proving what disloyal cowards and obstructionists they have ALWAYS been since the DLC days.

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DocAtCDI's avatar DocAtCDI @docatcdi.bsky.social
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If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to do?

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Xavier's avatar Xavier @xinicit.bsky.social
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Most “cooling towels” are basically useless in a humid environment except for the fact that they make really good sweat bands.

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Daev (cuz I’m Batman)👑 🐈‍⬛ ♥️'s avatar Daev (cuz I’m Batman)👑 🐈‍⬛ ♥️ @macdaev.bsky.social
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Well my a/c unit seems to be blowing warm air since power came back. Submitted maintenance request.

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DoubleTrouble's avatar DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social
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It always happens at the worst times don't it?

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filth_waste's avatar filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social
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morshu offering you a variety of sexual favors…as long as you have enough rupees

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geoff goatman (worm balls)'s avatar geoff goatman (worm balls) @geoffgoatman.bsky.social
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do you have what it takes to become a Walgreens regular?

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Myandra, Graceless Lady and Proud of it. 's avatar Myandra, Graceless Lady and Proud of it. @myandra.bsky.social
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This is the kind of colored pencil work I used to do. It takes a lot of hand strength and I don't have it anymore.

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Daev (cuz I’m Batman)👑 🐈‍⬛ ♥️'s avatar Daev (cuz I’m Batman)👑 🐈‍⬛ ♥️ @macdaev.bsky.social
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Zee is letting the fan suck all the hot away

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5heriBr0wn's avatar 5heriBr0wn @5heribrown.bsky.social
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Garbage Pail Kids are sexy to some of you & it shows

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧's avatar 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social
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It’s here; the “feel good” chyron of the summer.

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Deeks  🫶's avatar Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
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I need a good 20 minute warm up before pronouncing conscientiousness correctly

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Georgia the Explorer 's avatar Georgia the Explorer @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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*brings a fork to a knife fight for the tasty tasty veggies *

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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️'s avatar futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
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the future is now

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Ash's avatar Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
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Can’t… practicing random acts of negativity

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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️'s avatar futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
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I gently tossed my dinner bread to try to get cast in a movie… I rolled my roll for a role

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Tamper Proof Lid's avatar Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
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It’s the depressed mood my dood

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Minister of Loneliness's avatar Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
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I’m sorry driving a Jeep™️ is 97% of your personality.

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Tamper Proof Lid's avatar Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social
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I would never accept a duel. Aaron Burr accepted and won one against the weasel hamilton and look how he’s remembered. Not me

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Charlie Bukowski's avatar Charlie Bukowski @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social
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I don’t care if you’ve given me a god damn kidney: if you reskeet that Joe Rogan nipples in a fucking tub photo into my TL you are dead to me.

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DocAtCDI's avatar DocAtCDI @docatcdi.bsky.social
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A kid that takes up smoking is like a youth that has gone as(h)tray.

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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you's avatar Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you @suitti.bsky.social
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What do we want?
Respectful Discourse.
When do we want it?
Now would be agreeable to me, but I am interested in your opinion.
#joke

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BBKitty 's avatar BBKitty @bbkbhv.bsky.social
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I’m sorry I was late. I was creating a gourmet flatbread pizza…

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BBKitty 's avatar BBKitty @bbkbhv.bsky.social
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Sorry your wife believe’s a “blow job” costs $22 at the local hair salon

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Daev (cuz I’m Batman)👑 🐈‍⬛ ♥️'s avatar Daev (cuz I’m Batman)👑 🐈‍⬛ ♥️ @macdaev.bsky.social
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A/C fixed. Capacitor died when power came back on. It allows the compressor to run. When it first came on it was cold, but that power spike fried it.

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BlueSnowflake's avatar BlueSnowflake @bluesnowflake.bsky.social
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Nobody triggers me like my husband: Him: Do you want butter on your bagel? Me (Screeching like a Howler Monkey) How dare you!

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Cam Walker's avatar Cam Walker @walks30.bsky.social
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Beautiful day and good tunes.

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BlueSnowflake's avatar BlueSnowflake @bluesnowflake.bsky.social
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The only thing I trust to tell the truth at this point is my scale,it never lies to me- Dickhead

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James's avatar James @overlooked237.bsky.social
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Heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another you been messin' around -My dog, when I’ve been petting other dogs

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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With great tits, comes great back pain.

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Inspector Ratchet's avatar Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social
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"HEY GUYS, QUICK QUESTION" (talks for 57 minutes)

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Hello. I’m heading over to be weird with you.

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Wilbur72's avatar Wilbur72 @wilbur72.bsky.social
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What has 75 balls and gets old women excited? A Bingo machine

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The Real Kim Shady 's avatar The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
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sorry my titties popped out on aisle 6

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DoubleTrouble's avatar DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social
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Well..... that explains why I was having meat sweats again 🥵

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BBKitty 's avatar BBKitty @bbkbhv.bsky.social
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Yes, its me! I’m back I hate to ask, but I’d love to find my people again. Any chance you guys help me out?

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DoubleTrouble's avatar DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social
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I used to a long time ago. But I was usually always high af so I don't really remember much about them 😵‍💫

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