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Boy Shop Pot

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This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time.

Pan/poly

The light of my life: @wickedgarden.bsky.social

DMs open

Junk Folder: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci


Boy Shop Pot's avatar Boy Shop Pot @potshopboy.bsky.social
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You know I love you, Ku, right? šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°

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Boy Shop Pot's avatar Boy Shop Pot @potshopboy.bsky.social
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I'd fly you. Idk what that means. Do you offer little bags of peanuts?

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name's avatar Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social
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Itā€™s ok Boeing. Iā€™m also falling apart and no one likes me

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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[patting the bed seductively] come to Butt-Head

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Deeks  šŸ«¶'s avatar Deeks šŸ«¶ @deeks549.bsky.social
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Red rover red rover send nachos right over

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name's avatar Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social
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[panting seductively]

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name's avatar Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social
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Sometimes Iā€™m thinking and then I say you better stop before this scheme gets too far

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Deeks  šŸ«¶'s avatar Deeks šŸ«¶ @deeks549.bsky.social
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Why you reposting your own 8 mo old shit that only got 3 likes?

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Forrest Plump's avatar Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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Iā€™ve been cheating on Bluesky with books, but I promise they didnā€™t mean nothinā€™ to me.

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Boy Shop Pot's avatar Boy Shop Pot @potshopboy.bsky.social
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Of course. Me too. It's why I don't trust anyone anymore, too. And yes, I know I'm stuck with you. Just as you're stuck with me lol.

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James's avatar James @overlooked237.bsky.social
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Sometimes I eat turkey bacon but thatā€™s not who I am

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Twin Dad's avatar Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
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Her labia tattoo didn't make sense until I folded it like those Mad Magazine pictures.

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Twin Dad's avatar Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
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69 is terrible. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it. 0<9 is way better and itā€™s a full on equation.

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Oh, this didn't happen to me. But more than a few I know on here and elsewhere. And I can't wrap my mind around it at all.

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Boy Shop Pot's avatar Boy Shop Pot @potshopboy.bsky.social
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I don't get it. Never have, never will.

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One Dogā€™s Opinion šŸ¾'s avatar One Dogā€™s Opinion šŸ¾ @onedogsopinion.bsky.social
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a lost and found but for the sound a tree makes when it falls in a forest

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SpatialKimtamine's avatar SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social
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Can someone explain to me what Iā€™m talking about?

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Frankenfreckle's avatar Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social
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*Catches the dead body at the wedding*

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Boy Shop Pot's avatar Boy Shop Pot @potshopboy.bsky.social
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It truly blows me away when individuals have amazing people in their lives and they throw it away. Must be nice to be able to move around that much and without care.

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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just killing it* rn *lying on my back and doing fuck all

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Lorena Bobbitt, Jr.'s avatar Lorena Bobbitt, Jr. @lorenabobbittjr.bsky.social
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Pimpinā€™ ainā€™t easy, but yo mamma is. Fuck it, send with kisses. šŸ˜˜

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Lorena Bobbitt, Jr.'s avatar Lorena Bobbitt, Jr. @lorenabobbittjr.bsky.social
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I gargled your dadā€™s balls, and he called it competitive ballroom dancing.

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Lorena Bobbitt, Jr.'s avatar Lorena Bobbitt, Jr. @lorenabobbittjr.bsky.social
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If you also plan on crying yourself to sleep tonight and then waking up in the middle of the night to cry some more, then take some Tylenol and have some water before bed. Youā€™re welcome. And Iā€™m sorry.

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Lorena Bobbitt, Jr.'s avatar Lorena Bobbitt, Jr. @lorenabobbittjr.bsky.social
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Leaving doesnā€™t always mean that things will change. Staying doesnā€™t always mean that things will stay the same.

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Lorena Bobbitt, Jr.'s avatar Lorena Bobbitt, Jr. @lorenabobbittjr.bsky.social
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I knew a really sexy guy who once referred to cinnamon rolls as ā€œcinbun,ā€ and that was the day I found out my pussy can become instantly dry. I think about that sometimes.

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Lorena Bobbitt, Jr.'s avatar Lorena Bobbitt, Jr. @lorenabobbittjr.bsky.social
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Iā€™m very fond of grown men saying words like crunk. In 2024.

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The Real Kim Shady 's avatar The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social
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Iā€™ve never had Birkenstocks. Do any of you guys and do you like them? Original two strap.

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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girls only want one thing and it's to murder

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debbshock's avatar debbshock @debbshock.bsky.social
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FEED YOUR LAWN.. FEED IT feed it french fries

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Boy Shop Pot's avatar Boy Shop Pot @potshopboy.bsky.social
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I drive a Jeep and that is so inaccurate. It's 150% my personality.

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Iā€™m sorry driving a Jeepā„¢ļø is 97% of your personality.

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futurejeffreyšŸ™‹šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø's avatar futurejeffreyšŸ™‹šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø @lacroixboi.lol
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today Odin turns 3 šŸ•šŸ–¤šŸŽ‰

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James Damron 's avatar James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social
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Long story short, I was the donkey show when I visited Tijuana.

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name's avatar Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social
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I had plans to be nice today but you know how that goes

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name's avatar Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social
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Me: who the fuck is cutting grass this early?! [looks outside] Me: oh itā€™s my lawn guy. You do you boo!

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Sweetie Ļ€'s avatar Sweetie Ļ€ @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Him: whatā€™re your plans for the rest of the week? Me:

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name's avatar Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social
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Oh yeah him? The asshole? The annoying one? The one that never stops talking? The one that thinks heā€™s god? No, sorry, I donā€™t know him.

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Damnit Janet 's avatar Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social
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The coffee guy at the festival said that Scots are the most fucked up people he's ever encountered. This is the highest level of national pride I get to experience

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