Frovo

@frovo.bsky.social

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please don’t actually my jokes

my bangers
tinyurl.com/frovobangers
my posts:
tinyurl.com/frovotweets

my store:
doodlybugstudio.com
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com

my art:
itnet1.weebly.com

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:24 UTC

*kicks the bucket* fuck you you fucking bucket

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Boy Shop Pot @potshopboy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 06:57 UTC

a porn streaming site called Nutflix is this a thing

9 replies 37 reposts 91 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:52 UTC

INVENTOR OF THE WORD "TALK": i'm gonna add a silent letter in there just to fuck with everybody lol INVENTOR OF THE WORD "LISTEN": lmao that's hilarious ima do that too

0 replies 8 reposts 36 likes

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 21:15 UTC

My superhero friends never let me be the head of our giant robot because I refuse to stop kissing airplanes.

3 replies 20 reposts 78 likes

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2023 at 12:35 UTC

interviewer: can I get your references? me: *sighing* probably not; nobody else does

3 replies 122 reposts 365 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

well well well welcome to stutterers club

2 replies 12 reposts 48 likes

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:10 UTC

sorry i asked if the photo of your kid was “that fucked up AI stuff”

18 replies 184 reposts 736 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

goodj djob django

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

life is like a box of chocolates (the sugar free ones that make you shit yourself)

8 replies 54 reposts 183 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

she should sue

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

don't hate me cuz i'm beautiful

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:22 UTC

[first therapy session] me: *sobbing* I don’t think I can do this patient: it’ll be okay

1 replies 102 reposts 580 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:19 UTC

The Bear is such an unrealistic depiction of running a restaurant. like there is no way a bear can fit under a hat

3 replies 15 reposts 74 likes

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Travis, bluesky elder @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 01:23 UTC

An 1800s pioneer woman could kill me with one punch

3 replies 32 reposts 141 likes

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:29 UTC

ME (emailing Captain Ahab): I hope this email finds you whale

3 replies 18 reposts 71 likes

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Pessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:09 UTC

I bit a radioactive spider and now it's got human powers. It's crying

7 replies 71 reposts 274 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

me: if jean shorts are called jorts then jean pants should be called jants kid working at the gap: um ok how do the jants fit

2 replies 41 reposts 172 likes

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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:51 UTC

“Bear with me.” Just kidding, I don’t have a bear.

14 replies 55 reposts 149 likes

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 04:52 UTC

Get in loser we're going insane

2 replies 36 reposts 102 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:36 UTC

macrodosing microplastics by eating legos

1 replies 6 reposts 31 likes

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 16:40 UTC

MECHANIC: *presses finger to my lips* wait did you just call it a cat’ll lick it converter

1 replies 25 reposts 62 likes

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 04:42 UTC

Sure, I solemnly swear, but I also do some silly ones

0 replies 24 reposts 87 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

bsky.app/profile/frov...

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

STUPIDEST LETTERS: C – nothing a k or s can’t handle X – same as ks or z Q – needs a u anyway so just be kw STUPIDEST LETTER COMBOS: PH – it’s just an f GH – srsly what even is this OUGH – bough, cough, dough jfc make up your mind TION – just shorten it to sh already

9 replies 15 reposts 57 likes

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Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:16 UTC

I got pulled over the other day for the first time in years and this cop was dressed like she was about to defuse a bomb in a war zone and she acted like we were in a high stakes hostage situation, like what the fuck, man, we are in a Starbucks parking lot in Hillsboro Oregon.

6 replies 19 reposts 157 likes

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

the Munsters could start acting and dressing normal and people wouldn't notice they're draculas or franklinsteins or whatever. whereas with the Addams family, one of them is a hand

44 replies 216 reposts 1554 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:57 UTC

[first day as a waiter] CUSTOMER: can i have a caesar salad ME: sure *stabs salad*

3 replies 12 reposts 103 likes

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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep. @abbycohenwl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

The first rule of punch club is [punches you]

2 replies 24 reposts 88 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:23 UTC

me: i hope this email finds you good boss: well me: well what boss: well did the email find them good

0 replies 20 reposts 82 likes

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 21:17 UTC

every time you stop making sense David Byrne’s suit grows 2 sizes

11 replies 130 reposts 580 likes

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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 04:26 UTC

The entire neighborhood is still pissed off at me for pulling a Cool Hand Luke on the 4th of July deviled eggs

1 replies 6 reposts 32 likes

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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

Come in, she said I'll give ya shelter from the politics

2 replies 17 reposts 42 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

MARK ANTONY: friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! FRIENDS: okay ROMANS: fine COUNTRYMEN: sure MARK ANTONY: i have come to bury caesar, not to praise him FRIENDS: i can’t hear anything ROMANS: is he talking right now COUNTRYMEN: what

1 replies 24 reposts 96 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

oui the people

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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:39 UTC

If life gives you lemons...sell the lemons. Continue to take the lemons from life and continue to sell the lemons - don't even think of stopping. This is the opportunity you've been waiting for! Hi, I'm Gary Hultz, lemon investment strategist...

5 replies 24 reposts 90 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:21 UTC

Live, Love, Lave

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

lol thanks WH

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

oui the people

4 replies 31 reposts 112 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:13 UTC

I am so fed up with brunch

4 replies 0 reposts 16 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

don’t get me started on dead car batteries

2 replies 1 reposts 22 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:58 UTC

i have had it up to here with height restrictions

4 replies 19 reposts 75 likes

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 12:53 UTC

new post interaction buttons ⭕️ ⭕️ ⭕️ ⭕️ reply like repost wtf

8 replies 62 reposts 234 likes

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sgt. FKA Otter Papa Jr FKA peezky weezky aka Pete the Killa @peezkyweezky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

Autocorrect that isn’t shit? I’m this economy??

0 replies 5 reposts 20 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

[first date] ME: so what’s your major DATE: physics ME: ooh can you tell my future DATE: wha- ME: what am i thinking right now

2 replies 15 reposts 73 likes

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futurejeffrey🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 03:34 UTC

I got in big trouble for breaking the sculpture of a person’s upper body… got busted for busting the bust

9 replies 21 reposts 70 likes

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

Seems I have once again hemmed when I should’ve hawed

6 replies 40 reposts 136 likes

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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep. @abbycohenwl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 00:05 UTC

Grimm Bro: I'm imagining a wolf stalking & eating a girl — Grimm Bro2: Write that down to read to children

1 replies 66 reposts 285 likes

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

The world is full of terrible people, but at least it's also trying to kill us

2 replies 39 reposts 110 likes

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Ygrene ✔️ @ygrene.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:33 UTC

there should be a law that dentists have to disclose if they are that one dentist that disagrees with nine other dentists

3 replies 46 reposts 247 likes