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Identity theft is not a joke, Jim

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They found out about Weather Report via one of the many Jojo's Bizarre Adventure animes.

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When it's applied to pro-Palestinian folks, sure. When it's applied to Nick Fuentes, hell fuckin' no.

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This is fucking stupid as hell. Muslim and Arab Americans can do whatever they want, I’m not yall’s keeper. Biden’s been warned time and again by literally everyone about the ramifications. Focus on convincing white lunatics to stay home this Nov, not smearing brown ppl’s faces in the empire’s shit

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It’s Prince’s birthday This is my favourite story about him by a country mile

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Absolute garbage take. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo8G...

Furthermore, she didn't "defend" Hamas, although she was kinder than I ever would be to them. I maintain that anyone who attacks unarmed civilians is an honorless dog, be they Hamas or IDF.

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This is why we should weaponize what CRT studies. It shouldn't be uncontroversial to want to help Black women, but if they're going to play these games with the court system? Next time add criteria for eligibility that can only be achieved by Black women without *saying* "Black women."

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The coverage of universities calling riot police on their students has been really feeble. One of the first questions I’d ask is, “did you have a statement prepared in the event you killed one of your students?”

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Dan Lavoie's avatar Dan Lavoie @djlavoie.bsky.social
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George W Bush is unquestionably the American with the most deadly impact on humanity of any one in my lifetime. I find his even mild rehabilitation to be morally abhorrent.

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I'm sorry, but also. . . I mean. . . how could I *not* do that? 😅

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Both of those people are joking.

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I mean, as long as it wasn't "woah," those people are indeed unreasonable 😜

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Turns out if you call a racist piece of shit a racist piece of shit and say that you will celebrate when he dies, apparently that bird site will lock you down for twelve hours. Anyway, I will try again to convey this message to Mike Collins in a way that doesn't use those particular words.

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These kids learned to build barricades during active shooter drills in their elementary schools. They know DPS isn't there to save them; they saw what happened in Uvalde. They had zero respect for the systems claiming to "protect" them, even before Hartzell and Abbott unleashed their stormtroopers.

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Either I blocked that person, or they blocked me, but either way? Nothing of value was lost.

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Eric Adams & the NYPD were all over the media these past 2 days patting themselves on the back for a job well done now it turns out a cop fired a gun inside Hamilton Hall imagine sending your kids here heads should roll at Columbia for sending these freaks in after students

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Fun fact—when you die a day or two after eating this, they will be able to pour your liver out of your body at the autopsy.

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...also, it should go without saying that I'm glad you and Mason weren't physically injured or worse by the tornado, but I still should've said it. I plead "past my bedtime when I posted."

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This is horrifying. Shit's tight around here but we sent you a little something. I'm glad your GFM is doing as well as it is but I hope it gets fully funded soon.

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Yet another reason I always type URLs in the format "[website] dot com".

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Brittany Martin is serving a four year prison sentence for comments she made during a protest in 2020. She's endured unthinkable atrocities while incarcerated, including sexual assault, giving birth while incarcerated, and forcibly having her hair cut off: capitalbnews.org/incarcerated...

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Tim Pool is absolutely an influencer. Whatever he says, I feel influenced to do the opposite.

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Curious as to why you stop at Atlanta when the whole state of GA is where Southern Hospitality goes to die, among other things.

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Gillian Branstetter's avatar Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social
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Firing your ADA compliance director on the basis of her disability is just reserving yourself a place in every employment law textbook for eternity

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Gum On His Sole Could be sticking to you

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Just so we are clear what the agenda is and how the media is helping with the moral panic about wokeness and DEI: the goal is for an authoritarian party to shut down any independent sources of dissent

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new: noticed an uptick in bots on X / Twitter? you're not alone.

new data provided to me by one cybersecurity firm found:

➡️ nearly 76% of traffic from X to its clients' sites was fake during Super Bowl weekend

no other platform came close to that

read more:
mashable.com/article/x-tw...

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rahaeli 's avatar rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social
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Internet, you know what to do

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Telephone Friend's avatar Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social
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He can't read 😞

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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾's avatar 🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social
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I love how desperately they are trying to rebrand AI as accessibility while refusing to design for accessibility , and gutting DEI WHICH ARE THE ONES WHO ADVOCATE FOR THE ACCESSIBILITY

and cute to include a Black women when the tech still can’t recognize our faces ##SuperBowl

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Every time you see a strike it should be an indicator of how hard the union has tried to negotiate. No one WANTS to strike. You give up your regular income and have to rely on your strike pool. It’s hard and risky and a last resort.

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This is the violence that people like Matt Walsh and Libs of TikTok incite on a regular basis. Their false accusations and conspiracy theory fear mongering leads to terrorism
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

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We can still make this happen, folks

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Imagine thinking something this stupid and saying it because you don't think it's stupid.

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*stares indignantly in stomp-clap DQ commercial* Listen. I'm from New Orleans. New Orleans is way less "the South" than Texas will ever be.

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If a cop is asking you questions I guarantee you that in that moment, they feel they are smarter than you, no matter how obviously smarter you may be. That's why they get so upset when you say, "I don't answer questions," (as is your right) to them.

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