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Gail Simone

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🟧Mayor's avatar 🟧Mayor @handsome.city
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Shoe would later be transformed into a bird and become the editor of a newspaper, which would lead to him developing a smoking habit which he, ironically, was unable to kick.

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Inea Faedyn 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Inea Faedyn 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ @ineafaedyn.bsky.social
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Not even "ow", but "oh" like he's remembering why they call him Shoe

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Justin Clapper's avatar Justin Clapper @ranavir.com
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‘getting lots of weird questions already answered by my name’

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Kelly Thompson's avatar Kelly Thompson @kellythompson.bsky.social
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Haha

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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist's avatar Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com
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when you shoe AND tell

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Zefram's avatar Zefram @zefram.bsky.social
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I hear his weapons are laced with poison.

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They should call him Can-Can.

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Kris 's avatar Kris @realbigkris.bsky.social
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Must be Toni Storm's grandfather www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ihR...

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Cassandra Miller's avatar Cassandra Miller @tiptransformed.bsky.social
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🎵And I guess that’s why they call him the shoe…🎵

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James Finn Garner's avatar James Finn Garner @jamesfinngarner.bsky.social
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No kinkshaming, please.

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Orbital Fail-Son Canon's avatar Orbital Fail-Son Canon @nedgilmore.bsky.social
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Me, getting kicked in the face: "Huh, that makes sense actually!"

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naylandblake's avatar naylandblake @naylandblake.bsky.social
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No one remembers Superman's nemesis Shex Shoethor.

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Teresa M's avatar Teresa M @teresasm.bsky.social
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I don't know what this is about or anything but it amuses me, which probasays a lot about me.

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Lothar Hex's avatar Lothar Hex @lotharhex.bsky.social
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That's not a name, they're telling you to leave.

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Popehat's avatar Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
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That is a middle-aged bald man who is absolutely keeping up with his flexibility routines and good for him that shit is not easy

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Scott Tate's avatar Scott Tate @typhonicbeast.bsky.social
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"Next, smell the wrath of my sidekick, Gym Sock!"

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Jim Into Mystery's avatar Jim Into Mystery @jimintomystery.bsky.social
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Wait, why DO they call him the Shoe?

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Josh Dobbin's avatar Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social
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The irony is that he forgets due to CTE caused by the many times he was given example to remember why they call him Shoe.

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V./Rosey's avatar V./Rosey @valerianaroots.bsky.social
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Thomas Neville's avatar Thomas Neville @goobermunch.bsky.social
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You can’t fool me. That’s Lex Shoethor.

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Mo Ali | مح علي's avatar Mo Ali | مح علي @moali.bsky.social
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A slipper-y customer

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Devilish's avatar Devilish @devilishlydo.bsky.social
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You would never need to teach me why they call him Shoe twice.

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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music/musical comedy) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾's avatar Captain Ambivalent (comedy music/musical comedy) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com
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Cause he’s shoe to win!

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Matt of Geek's avatar Matt of Geek @mattofgeek.bsky.social
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He's very straight laced, though also full of sole.

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KBTibbs preemptively apologizes's avatar KBTibbs preemptively apologizes @kbtibbs.bsky.social
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Please let this be the announcement for a 6-issue mini...

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Masha🖖aka's avatar Masha🖖aka @baphometta.bsky.social
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That's what I love about classic comics, I can't tell if this is a parody, or if it was just a really slow day at the comics factory, or both

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gary bjusey.'s avatar gary bjusey. @jm6k.bsky.social
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feels like they hadn't established his poor memory at that point.

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Traveler Farlander's avatar Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social
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Modern gritty reboot coming when?

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Nekrởtzar's avatar Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social
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Wait, I know this one … you’re an alcoholic bird who works as a newspaper editor?

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Crungeoneer's avatar Crungeoneer @crungeoneer.bsky.social
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they look so different from what i remember

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Ken Yee's avatar Ken Yee @yuweiquan.bsky.social
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George W Bush could take him.

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Aaron Bourque's avatar Aaron Bourque @afbourque.bsky.social
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But they don't call him SHOES... hmm...

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The Shoe floppin' bare pickle breaking' stereotypes

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notgordonallport's avatar notgordonallport @notgordonallport.bsky.social
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even by anime standards that leg is WAY too long

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Zechariah Harvey 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Zechariah Harvey 🏳️‍⚧️ @zechharvey.bsky.social
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If you squint, his foot looks like a face! Maybe that’s why!

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Fat, Bald Dabus's avatar Fat, Bald Dabus @bleats.by86400.today
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Next thing you know, Gail is going to be telling all of us that’s a heat shoe.

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FnordianSlip 's avatar FnordianSlip @fnordianslip.bsky.social
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He brought that guy to heel!

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Lizard's avatar Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social
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Clearly, an ancestor of this dude:
marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Sven_Go...

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Evo Daily's avatar Evo Daily @evodaily.bsky.social
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Everyone likes a good shoe size😉 I mean I get it. But size 16 isn't going to be the carnival ride you're hoping for.😏just throwing that out there...

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Jason X's avatar Jason X @silentfanatic.bsky.social
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Needs this in every anime where the hero starts off with, “Yurusenai!”

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Justin Noormand's avatar Justin Noormand @justin-noormand.bsky.social
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Talk to the shoe

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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe's avatar Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe @alexjaffe.bsky.social
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I need to know what happens in the next panel Gail. Does he explain why they call him shoe?

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Robert Dahlen (stopping the feeling to wait for the time)'s avatar Robert Dahlen (stopping the feeling to wait for the time) @robertdahlen.bsky.social
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As Ed Sullivan might say, "We've got a really big Shoe for you tonight!"

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Rain of Terra (she/her)'s avatar Rain of Terra (she/her) @rainofterra.bsky.social
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Maybe if he stopped inflicting head trauma more people would remember why they call him Shoe.

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Ryan Smith's avatar Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social
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“Because you love that Jeff MacNelly comic strip?” “Don’t be a wise guy!”

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Maybe Jeff Callsem's avatar Maybe Jeff Callsem @jeffemeral.bsky.social
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SHOETIME!

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Dan Sandler's avatar Dan Sandler @danielsand.bsky.social
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Well we now know he has a sole.

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Crimson Capacitor's avatar Crimson Capacitor @crimsoncapacitor.bsky.social
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Wait! Maybe he’s not kicking him! Maybe he just stepped in dog sh*t and he expects the smell to overpower his opponent?

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Crimson Capacitor's avatar Crimson Capacitor @crimsoncapacitor.bsky.social
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So if he's barefoot, he's powerless?

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Gary DaBaum on SciFi.Radio's avatar Gary DaBaum on SciFi.Radio @garydabaum.bsky.social
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"The Return Of....The Shoe", a gripping tale of international intrigue, but with heart and "Sole" that only @gailsimone.bsky.social could tell.

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GHWB, greatest (toe) foe.

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Glenn Fleishman's avatar Glenn Fleishman @glennf.com
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Looks like Arms Akimbo from Freakazoid having branched out!

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Classic Shoe

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Hipster Sasquatch's avatar Hipster Sasquatch @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
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The hero we all want

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He's Just Adam's avatar He's Just Adam @barely3d.bsky.social
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Fool! Shoe high-steps where he pleases!

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Kw1q51|v3r_Vorian | KeRS|Vorianien | 是妳教我和平示威是沒用's avatar Kw1q51|v3r_Vorian | KeRS|Vorianien | 是妳教我和平示威是沒用 @kw1q51lv3r.bsky.social
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Esos son Reebok o son Nike

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Greg Method's avatar Greg Method @gregmethod.bsky.social
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I'd hate to see Codpiece.

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Bob Proehl's avatar Bob Proehl @bobproehl.bsky.social
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I had totally forgotten why we called him Shoe.

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Aaron A Wilson's avatar Aaron A Wilson @internetsmagic.bsky.social
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Elizabeth Shoe in fact!

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Russell D. Miller's avatar Russell D. Miller @rdmtlm2001.bsky.social
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What a heel!

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Charles Louis Richter's avatar Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social
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that guy always gets the LAST laugh

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Shaggy Matt's avatar Shaggy Matt @thatshaggymatt.bsky.social
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🎵 And I guess that's why they call him The Shoe 🎵 (harmonica solo)

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