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Mike Spahn

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Mike's just this guy, you know?

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Gaius (from Tribunate)'s avatar Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social
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We’re doing it folks

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Jim Zub's avatar Jim Zub @jimzub.bsky.social
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This photo is pure 2024.

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Mike Spahn's avatar Mike Spahn @fistydollars.bsky.social
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How about no. I don't lick anyone's boots, even if the boots are fancy and made in Britain.

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Mike Spahn's avatar Mike Spahn @fistydollars.bsky.social
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Happy 4th of July. I wish I could shake the feeling that it's going to be the last one.

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Pickle Tiedrich's avatar Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
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the whole ‘actually, killing the villain makes us just as bad as him’ trope had done incomprehensible damage to society and i’m not kidding

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Meredith Rose's avatar Meredith Rose @mrose.ink
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Apparently the government of the Yucatán recently erected a Poseidon statue on one of their major beaches. It’s a very heavily Mayan area, where people still pray to Chaac, the god of rainfall. They’re now being slammed with 3 hurricanes and significant flooding, leading to memes like this

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Mike Spahn's avatar Mike Spahn @fistydollars.bsky.social
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He looks like Bradley Cooper from Limitless, and that might be enough for most people.

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Mike Spahn's avatar Mike Spahn @fistydollars.bsky.social
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I remember taking my US government class in the fall of 2000, and how insane it was during and after the election. I literally can't imagine if I had to do that now.

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Mike Spahn's avatar Mike Spahn @fistydollars.bsky.social
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Really need you to be right, because that was a nightmare

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Gory Battlefield's avatar Gory Battlefield @garybutterfield.bsky.social
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I love this screen in a vacuum. Imagine finding this and not knowing what video games were. I want a print of this.

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Patrick Nathan's avatar Patrick Nathan @patricknathan.bsky.social
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“AI” is the culmination of the tech industry. Every time you use it, you destroy the environment, erode labor protections, endanger workers overseas, enrich the ruling class, and make something unforgivably worthless, all at the same time – and it's all hidden from you in a frictionless distraction.

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Dorian Wright's avatar Dorian Wright @dorianwright.bsky.social
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I'm not saying Just Stop Oil is a billionaire funded op to discredit climate activists by committing perfornatively offensive stunts with no discernable relation to the damage caused by petrol fuels, but if they were, what would they actually be doing differently?

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𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚂𝚊𝚐𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚜's avatar 𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚂𝚊𝚐𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚜 @donutholschtein.bsky.social
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Being a millennial means I got raised by parents, teachers, and Sesame Street telling me to be kind, share, don't fight, money doesn't buy happiness, and don't litter because it's bad for the planet and now as an adult when I advocate for that shit I get called a woke leftist fag

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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Vichy Twitter is a Nazi propaganda machine. You are not immune to propaganda and even if you are, your posts and presence there are the fuel that the machine needs for power

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Jordan! 's avatar Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social
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“oh that games old, it’s graphics are bad, i don’t wanna play it” what’s it like being a coward? spiritually weak, your bloodline will not survive the winter

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Mike Spahn's avatar Mike Spahn @fistydollars.bsky.social
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You'd think they'd want to save a buck or two

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Lainwithtea's avatar Lainwithtea @lainwithtea.bsky.social
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Reminder for those who may have forgotten:

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Alan Baxter's avatar Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social
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John Wick but he's hunting down and killing all billionaires and it's not a movie but a real guy who's super good with guns just ridding us of the very real scourge of billionaires.

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Sean Wardwell 's avatar Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social
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Glory to you and your house music.

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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twitter users stone age in 2023 hunter-gatherers 🤝 mastodon attempt failed, turned to sky worship for sustenance

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Cailleach Bhéarach's avatar Cailleach Bhéarach @qveeraskvlt.bsky.social
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The thing about a banana company paying a $38 million fine for funding death squads is the company should have been shuttered it's assests/land redistributed to farming collectives, & it's executives jailed.

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Mike Spahn's avatar Mike Spahn @fistydollars.bsky.social
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Nothing happened, and you reported on it. Congrats.

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852dude's avatar 852dude @852dude.bsky.social
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I need Cavill and Amazon to lean into the absurdity of 40k. Don't mainstream it, don't make it palatable. Fucking own that it is deranged and dark, and most people haven't engaged with anything like it before.

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Mike Spahn's avatar Mike Spahn @fistydollars.bsky.social
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I hope the new Dragon Age is better than that first trailer made it look. Yeesh. "The Veilguard" looks like an Overwatch prequel.

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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there are frequent reminders that palestinian lives just don’t count in the west, but an operation that killed 200+ to save 4 hostages being celebrated like it’s a success is a visceral one

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Mike Spahn's avatar Mike Spahn @fistydollars.bsky.social
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I'm still a little broken from the Northridge quake. I remember experts saying afterwards that the big one was "coming in 20 years" and it's already been 30 years now, so either they were full of it or what's coming is going to be a *monster*

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Every true-crime podcast is called either "Violated: The Monster of New Hampshire" or "Brunch with the Dismemberment Bitches"

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Judith Butlerian Jihad's avatar Judith Butlerian Jihad @xanindigo.bsky.social
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ME: So, you know what the quote marks mean? GOOGLE: Yes. ME: And you're going to search for all of these words? GOOGLE: Yes. ME: I don't want results on anything else. GOOGLE: Ok. ME: Good. What did you find? GOOGLE: lol i ignored all your words here's a fucking shower curtain lmao

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Brendel's avatar Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social
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This is one of the best moments of next generation because Q is this omnipotent judge of humanity and walks into the ships TGI Fridays and is like “oh fuck she’s doing the finger thing!!!!” and no one ever mentions it or asks Guinan what this finger thing is or why she only runs the TGI Fridays

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Mike Spahn's avatar Mike Spahn @fistydollars.bsky.social
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Feels like he's trying to get ahead of some real nasty allegations coming out.

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simone's avatar simone @simonee.bsky.social
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Rian Johnson should cast Kyle MacLachlan in the new Knives Out movie but *AS* Dale Cooper. i need to see Benoit Blanc and Dale Cooper interact

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Back to the Future writers brainstorming: Let’s make it really crazy, like what if a nasty old rapist with fake blonde hair is in charge of everything and you aggressively get gambling pushed on you everywhere you go

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Courtney Milan's avatar Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com
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DO IT EVERYWHERE DO IT FAST FUCK YEAH

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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Breaking News:

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Katie Mack's avatar Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
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I’m watching a Chekhov play and so far there has been no violence but this sign was on the wall at the entrance, so…

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