Golden Neckbeard

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 10:32 UTC

Well if I were Isreal, I for one would simply let my imprisoned population rejoin the polity with full and equal rights rather than fighting the elected sub-government I helped install because I thought it would make them seem scary

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 10:08 UTC

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:08 UTC

When the american liberals use France's election as an illustration of the need to VOTE, they ignore that people were not only voting against the far right but *for* something. They voted for a campaign which promises to: increase minimum wage, lower retirement age, pay for all childcare, etc

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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:04 UTC

IRS Direct File is going nationwide next year

www.nbcnews.com/business/tax...

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 07:24 UTC

"yeah I know that toothpaste my buddy works at the toothpaste press down on fifth street where they make the stuff, I wouldn't call him a natural though"

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 07:22 UTC

Legit though wouldn't it be nice to live in a world where we were so much less alienated that any store clerk is an expert on everything in the store

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

Hell yeah we love to see sludge and stoner on the tl

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

Pretty sure they considered any physical activity that kids will actually do and that doesn't result in injury or property damage a win

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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:43 UTC

(Thread) Things spotted on market day in a small city Aotearoa New Zealand: A teenager in a hoodie and tracksuit pants, holding a head of broccoli like a bunch of flowers out to his mum saying "Happy birthday". She clutches her chest in mock surprise before breaking into laughter. (1)

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wade of mutilation @waderockett.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

I will bang this drum forever: in THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE FREE: THE GERMANS, 1933-45 Milton Mayer interviewed 10 ordinary Germans after WW2 to learn how fascism took hold. There was never a moment when everyone woke up:

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

You had me at “exceedingly dry in-jokes for recherché subcultures”

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Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:25 UTC

Unfortunately FPTP is like The One Ring of UK politics: whoever wins does a Boromir/Isildur and thinks "Maybe we shouldn't destroy it, maybe we should use its terrible power for good?"

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 09:08 UTC

She just like me fr

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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 06:47 UTC

I am imagining Shawn Fain cracking a little grin right now

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Xander Lenc @xlenc.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

Wow it's so bad that presidents can assassinate people with impunity now. Hey, by the way, did any of those cops go to prison for literally bombing Philadelphia back in 1985?

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:26 UTC

It’s customary to say, “Tada!” if you stumble upon a dead magician.

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 06:46 UTC

For dogs, just put the treats in an empty cardboard box and tape it shut. Dogs love opening presents.

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

Once upon a time I wanted a record player and The Clash vinyls. Now I'm buying dad Elder albums and so forth for his birthday I'm saying this is a good investment for you

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

Hell yeah fine work

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 12:55 UTC

Tadao Ando! What have they done with your life's work?!

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New Amauta @newamauta.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 15:31 UTC

The Bolivian people just defeated a far-right couр attempt! So, what happened in Bolivia? 🧵 ¹/

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

boop

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 09:31 UTC

Also introduces a new layer of strategy of blocking in critical pieces to make the forklift element of their move more complicated and run out their clock

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 09:29 UTC

Clearly, you play with a chess clock to achieve a good balance between rewarding chess skills and forklift skills

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 09:59 UTC

Another reason to keep both earbuds AND chonky headphones

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 09:56 UTC

Damn, I love lord of the rings, spidey, strange animals, games, jokes, AND puzzles!

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 09:54 UTC

Fort 🫵

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Micah @rincewind.run
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 17:49 UTC

one of the things about John Roberts that the credulously fawning press completely misses is that his problems with the frothing Alito/Thomas wing aren't really on substance, but optics his goal is to bury fundamental conservative victories in a veneer of reasonable bullshit and he's good at it

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Jon Green @jongreen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 12:44 UTC

Kendrick Lamar teaches us that, in public debate, refuting your opponent's arguments point by point is less effective than identifying your opponent's single greatest weakness and maintaining message discipline.

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 09:41 UTC

Well the potatoes kinda look good

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lacey @byelacey.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 17:51 UTC

hey it's been a second can i show u some drawings i made of my dog MAC

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 10:27 UTC

Let's go

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 09:17 UTC

POV you're about to get caught by a Tallon Roll onto your six, the Emperor can not save you

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 09:09 UTC

Eggs in particular I dunno why they're just made for hot sauce

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 04:19 UTC

"You're cherrypicking neckbeard" Sure I am. My most expensive deck is still $143. Don't play Rhystic Study if you don't want to pay the Asshole Tax.

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 04:15 UTC

You want to play this dumb "turn 3 swing for 12 with value" thing? That'll be $33.

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 04:13 UTC

Look - modern 8-rack decks cost over $600. My Noble variant is bonkers, maybe just got a sweet upgrade in MH3, and costs less than $50.

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

Play Noble. Almost as cheap as Pauper, card pool like Legacy

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 02:55 UTC

Please, go on

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

God I miss the Midwest

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

Hasan Fathy was required reading at my school... Betting the problem as always is money, not designers.

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

Unfortunately by the law of universal horniness that will only draw the affections of those into scary and offputting

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Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 23:30 UTC

hopefully you're a better dad than this guy happy father's day

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 04:04 UTC

Please father I require egg

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

And I still liked it better, even if that makes me an old man shaking my fist at the cloud

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

Correct take

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Golden Neckbeard @goldenneckbeard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 13:58 UTC

"...have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

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Mr. Tyler Crook @mrtylercrook.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 23:23 UTC

From the DuckDuckGo home page, click on the three lines in the upper right. Go to "Settings". Choose the "AI Features" button near the top right. Turn all that shit off.

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Miriam Forster @miriamforster.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

I’ve said it before, but predators are highly invested in conserving their energy and have to balance risk vs reward when hunting. Large herbivores have energy to burn and are highly invested in stomping anything that seems like a threat into paste.

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