Kevin M. Kruse

@kevinmkruse.bsky.social

It looks like someone’s taking one of those hairless cats to the vet to be euthanized

Jun 25, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

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titusoates6 @titusoates6.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:20 UTC

I always give my cats a beer when we head out for that last trip to the vet.

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Mithras - Left Justified and Ancient @mithras.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:07 UTC

He shaved off all his body hair because it was going gray and he couldn't dye all of it.

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BeautifulPlumage @beautifulplumage.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 06:53 UTC

Damn you!

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MurkyMurk @naught2shabby.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:36 UTC

Tweaking takes its toll...

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:27 UTC

I saw a tweet back in the day that said something like “kid rock looks like dr Phil cosplaying kid rock” and it just gets truer and truer as time marches forth

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:10 UTC

I’ll give him this, he can’t be accused of forgetting leg day

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MattWillGolf @mattwillgo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:02 UTC

Strong naked mole-rat vibe.

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Cosmik Slop @brightanimal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 04:03 UTC

This is the face of imminent liver failure

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John Minnihan @jbminn.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

even he can't believe people still want to see him

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Matt McDaniel @themattmcd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:19 UTC

Adult Sponge

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Mark Shore @markshore.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

I looked at that picture and *literally* thought "haha, looks like Kid Rock!" and then I checked the alt text

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MCBiohazard @mcbiohazard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:13 UTC

Too much or not enough wango tango.

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Mark Barrington @markbarrington.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 16:23 UTC

Wow, he’s 53 years old? Is there a picture of a young Kid Rock somewhere in a dusty attic?

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Daniel Roberts @drobertsimg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

Flaw wit da blah

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Belmont Mayor Jordan @belmontfakemare.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:47 UTC

Look, the bizarre anti trans boycott of Bud Light doesn’t apply to other AB InBev brands

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Don Allen @heyitsthatdon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

Mr. Bigglesworth meets Sad Keanu.

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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:37 UTC

I think maybe someone should start telling Kid Rock how to live.

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BearPondBoy🍦 @bearpondboy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:49 UTC

This is a lifestyle choice.

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Richard the Sod @dreamcastbarber.com
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 07:08 UTC

American reboot of Last of the Summer Wine is starting to come together

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Elizabeth Wilkinson @elizabethwilkinson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:47 UTC

Screaming. 🤣

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Tom Shane @tgshane.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

Good thing he avoided the vaccine or else he’d really look like shit

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@jewelrunner.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:05 UTC

Phil McGraw lookin rough

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Bryan @bryans.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

People gotta quit with the body shaming.

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sid @sidvicio.us
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 03:54 UTC

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sid @sidvicio.us
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:47 UTC

Senior Citizen Rock

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Rocky N. Bullwinkle @lproulx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:10 UTC

Doesn't wanna get dressed? Fine. But surely to god he can afford better beer.

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Sylvie @burnitdown.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 07:32 UTC

Lmaoooooo 💀 but oh my god warn a bitch next time, I nearly choked

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Miamichefpapi @miamichefpapi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:38 UTC

Busch light will do that to ya. lol

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Miamichefpapi @miamichefpapi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:37 UTC

When will he become”adult rock”?

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Allied Mastercomputer @maxpeck.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

I'm starting to think he might be guilty of the same thing Hunter Biden was convicted with.

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@mechilders99.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:38 UTC

If the concept of Worker's Comp Fraud took human form it would look just like that.

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Scaypgrayce @scaypgrayce.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:10 UTC

😆😆😆😆😆

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Joseph @60thst.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

Terrible news for Biden

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Prosediva @prosediva.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:49 UTC

🤮

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Amateur Expert Opinions @amateurexpertop.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:44 UTC

wake up babe, new withered wojak just dropped

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Not Great Bob @samonek.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

Please, Joe is my son, call me Mister Dirt.

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@dynosphere.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

Hey now! Don’t forget he’s got the (ex-)President of the United States on speed dial! I’m sure they talk nightly. He’s his best buddy!

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Emerald Lavigne, subsumed by despair @leftoidsadhu.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:03 UTC

My name is SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROW!

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Still Not Dan @dkmoorhead.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

That hat/mullet combo is disguising a serious Hairline Situation.

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Not Fat Mike @strkanerve.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:44 UTC

I’ll never understand what Sheryl Crow saw in that goof

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vestiti di cani @dogclown.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

lui è finalmente diventato “adulto rock”

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Alice Tawhai @alicetawhai.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 09:56 UTC

Heh

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alexdeed.bsky.social @alexdeed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 13:16 UTC

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Casper Trickbone @caspertrickbone.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 03:17 UTC

Boogie, no longer able to jump up, takes golf cart instead.

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Eulogy @eulogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:23 UTC

Fatality

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Jeremy Ruby @jeremyruby.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:06 UTC

He looks like a worse version of Donny from The Big Lebowski.

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JayZero @jayzero9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:41 UTC

JFC! The dude's about the keel over dead any minute now. I kind of have my fingers crossed for that happening by the way.

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Franklin Souze @franklinsouze.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

Appears to be Florduh Panther fans en route to the parade ...ya all.....

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Steve Stevers @stevesteverers.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

Like a shaved polar bear but underneath the white there's more white

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Ben Birdsall @elephony.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:05 UTC

It also looks like a Where Are They Now for Bill the Cat

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Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:04 UTC

MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIII*COUGH!*COUGH!*HACK!*WHEEZE!*

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Public Universal Ally @returnofmccarthy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:23 UTC

aging as gracefully as expected

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Eric Hubbard @nmgeologist.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

Why is he being driven around by Tim Conway?

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Devilish @devilishlydo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 06:27 UTC

He's suffered enough. Well, we have anyway.

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Clambot @clambot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

kid rawk tuah

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Georgiaontap @georgiaontap.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:54 UTC

Meth is a helluva drug, y'all.

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Max @2xaught7.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

What ties this whole picture together is the wrist brace. It’s THE only accessory that makes this work.

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

He also looks a lot like Squanchy from Rick & Morty

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Very Ambivalent Very Ricky @ambivalentricky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:40 UTC

The only Real America thing about Kid Rock is that he doesn't go to the gym

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Same Ghost Photography @sameghost.com
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

So do we think he’s wearing the wrist brace because he opened so many Busch Lights in a row he got RSI?

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Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version) @tomciancaglini.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:47 UTC

This should have come with a warning. But the alt text is perfect.

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Chris K @chiarchfiend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

"Damn. And I thought that Frank Gallagher was all out of 'go' to 'let himself go' anymore."

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

Posted to Twitter. They miss you there.

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Rev. Jesus “H" Christ, KSC @reverendjesus.com
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:46 UTC

Looks like the president of the Tilt-a-Whirl Operator's Union

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En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:44 UTC

'we're going to the Kid Rock park upstate'

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kentropic @kentropic.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:47 UTC

Because Busch Light is s comPLETEly different thing than the hated & notoriously well-ventilated Bud Light….

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kentropic @kentropic.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

Quite literal LOL

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Carl Wilhoyte @carlwilhoyte.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:07 UTC

More like Elderly Man Rock

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Grendel @grendelwulf.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 04:13 UTC

Gwimbly fell on some hard times

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Jackie @coaxialcabledad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:27 UTC

Jeesssuuuuusssss Chhhrriiissstttt

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

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Fisher @fisher19.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:32 UTC

That Busch Light focus group was money well spent.

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We're Skroob @pseudonymble.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

It's time, buddy. I'm sorry.

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Mr. Bad 🍍🆖 @mrbad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

christ alive is that kid rock

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Warhammerchick @celticdragon1.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 10:53 UTC

I'd change his name to "Skid Row" but another fading 80s act already took that name.

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The Design Guy @jimmy2fonts.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

Don’t these people own mirrors?

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gregalicious @scottynola.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:55 UTC

Make it so

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Heather, Dice Goblin @errantdreams.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

That's an insult to hairless cats everywhere.

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edibles guy 🛹 @jrc.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

You can almost hear his liver screaming for help

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Umlaut Schwa @umlautschwa.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

Let's talk about your body hair there Big Shoots. Your aesthetician coife that for you?

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Play the Changes @boom-radley.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 01:07 UTC

Give him a break. Do you appreciate the amount of cocaine this man has ingested in one short life?

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Gregory Pijanowski @gpijanowski.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 13:29 UTC

I take it he doesn't realize Busch Lite and Bud Light are made by the same company.

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TWuG, The Original @twug.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

Checks out

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Runnerdad @frankfield.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 05:32 UTC

I’m 3 yrs OLDER than KR. I can certainly down a pounder of cheap beer when I want. But dayum. Last summer, for fun, I ran 50miles thru the mountains in Montana, and then raced 50 miles over the Cascades. I’m no model, but I think I look better after running 50 miles than he does..maybe ever.

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Kirk Rudell @rudell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like: needing a CVS wrist brace to lift a can of beer.

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Bloody hell, in perpetuity... @knaveryesque.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

Hairless Bill the Cat vibes.

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Michael Regan @miker75058.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:04 UTC

Quite the celebrity endorsement that Trump snagged.

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Girth Brooks 🔞 @twerknowitzki.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 00:19 UTC

Holy shit I'm glad I quit drinking

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@relaxedninja.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 05:20 UTC

What the fick happened to Dr. Phil.

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gophergrad צדק צדק תרדף @gophergrad.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

That is needlessly cruel to hairless cats

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Jippy McJipperson @jippy-mcjipperson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 20:15 UTC

I can smell the hepatitis in this image

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DrGeophysics @drgeophysics.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 09:41 UTC

MAGA man headed to the klan rally?

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Susan Ballinger @peculiarsusan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:49 UTC

🤮

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mav @mav.wtf
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 07:35 UTC

his name is kiiiiiiiiiiiiidney failure

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thereisnodog @thereisnodog.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:31 UTC

This may actually be the funniest thing I have read on bluesky 🤭

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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

I’m not sure why but the wrist brace really brings it all together. It’s the cherry on top

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Feral Ephemeral @marcmancuso.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:34 UTC

hairless ought to mean no busch, either

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David @scotinus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 01:17 UTC

Dang those eyes have seen some late nights that might not be possible without a little molecular chemistry, know what I mean heh heh, we're all hillbilly's here right? Where's JD eh?

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