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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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me: i hope this email finds you good boss: well me: well what boss: well did the email find them good
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272 followers 191 following 468 posts
just a bad comedian your new boyfriend’s better than
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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me: i hope this email finds you good boss: well me: well what boss: well did the email find them good
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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guy who puts change in the Coinstar machine one coin at a time yelling, "You can take that to the bank!"
4 replies 73 reposts 210 likes
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andy van slyke
@im-all-id.bsky.social
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Asking AI how I can monetize pessimism
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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detective: this guy’s story isn’t adding up. partner: [mouth full of donuts] no you’re thinking of math.
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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me: [slipping handful of minestrone in your pocket] keep this safe.
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John Shirley
@johnshirley2024.bsky.social
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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You call this grace amazing? I’ve heard better.
5 replies 37 reposts 93 likes
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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when i don’t get a joke i like to go into the comments and say i don’t get it, so the poster knows to be clearer next time
3 replies 13 reposts 47 likes
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dillo (the yakubian mamba)
@dillo.media
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(millennial James Brown) I feel bad
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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gasp!
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melted computer
@meltedcomputer.bsky.social
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smash that like button. destroy your computer. burn down your house
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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I think scented markers for adults could reunite the country
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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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i have had it up to here with height restrictions
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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me: objection your honor this paper has too many lines on it. judge: overruled. me: yes that’s right.
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Spooky Sara
@pashion.bsky.social
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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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hey babe, i have games on my phone if you wanna come over
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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caught my cat carrying her stuffed bunny around in her mouth and it was the greatest seven seconds of my life.
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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this is going to wreak havoc on my hamster-powered industrial factory empire.
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Saeg Flowers
@onebeanburrito.bsky.social
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airing political ads in every hamster wheel to say stop running this way and run that way instead
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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me: are you ready to leave? wife: yes. me: but you’re still in your pajamas. wife: oh you meant the house.
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Gwen McNamara
@timeandagwen.bsky.social
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Rapist and convicted felon Trump brushed off his incessant lying debate performance in a high-stakes interview after he defiantly declared on the stump that he'll stay in the 2024 race. Follow live updates.
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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boot camp sounds silly as hell. gonna toast some brogans around the campfire? make friendship bracelets out of galoshes? mukluks color war? grow up.
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fredesque
@fredtaming.bsky.social
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he died the way he lived, by slowly dying
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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fucken love tie-dyeing i’ll tie-dye anything.
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
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internet was down and i was stuck with my own stupid thoughts like some kind of animal
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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always like to put food toward the outside of the microwave plate. let it go for a little ride.
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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bullshit no one ever told you the world was gonna roll you. nobody says that.
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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and they told me i’d never accomplish anything
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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remember don’t look directly at the fireworks or your retinas are gonna be absolutely fucked.
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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is it trink-et or trin-ket this is important for urgent and unexplainable reasons
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Cap’n Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
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I don’t have a dog so I celebrate July 4th with those cucumbers that freak out my cat.
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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good day to be reminded that every single republican is an irredeemable asshole. there are no exceptions.
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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Convinced that no one will ever love me based on my rudimentary understanding of how a compass works
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Starlit_Stella
@starlilstella.bsky.social
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Earlier today #Amity resident & town playboy Ted Grossman disappeared while rowing his boat across the Estuary. Several beach goers claim to have seen Mr. Grossman fall out of his boat but did not see him resurface. Anyone with any info has been urged to contact #AmityPolice
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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viral marketing for jesus love’s new album
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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something unnatural about a pier. you shouldn’t be walking there you’re supposed to be drowning.
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
@thielman.bsky.social
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Oh boy, $150,000!
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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supreme court clearly doing a terrible job but they’ll answer for it when they’re up for reelectio-i’m sorry what’s that you say?
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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it’s not just the wings that allow birds to fly. they also have hollow bones that are excellent for storing happy thoughts.
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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wife: [entering new house] can we do something about the color. harold: no.
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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yeah no shit you’re jet lagged jets are like SUPER fast.
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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supreme court continuing to hit it out of the park. and directly into a crowd of average americans. several were killed and many others were severely injured.
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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please tell your dog he is a very good boy and i love him.
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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oops you accidentally misspelled a decrepit old geezer who’s telling the truth and a bloated orange equally decrepit and old geezer who’s lying through his teeth.
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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me: this is where your dreams go to die. my boss at the nightmare therapy clinic: you need to stop welcoming patients like that.
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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oh he’s had lots of hearings
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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looking forward to the debate so i can FINALLY make up my mind.
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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that’s not bad can i use that
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blank
@misterblank.bsky.social
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how good are the insults
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