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If I were Elon Musk I too would probably be very concerned about the prosecution of felony business document fraud

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Oden's avatar Oden @odense.bsky.social
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Jesus “such a trivial matter”; basically, “yes, convict the poors, but the powerful must be allowed to skate on such lawbreaking.”

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marcosantana's avatar marcosantana @marcosantana.bsky.social
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Crime doesn’t pay. Even if America’s businesses men want it to. lol @cnbcofficial.bsky.social

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Ali Messer 's avatar Ali Messer @freereed59.net
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Saying the quiet part out loud.

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Fioko's avatar Fioko @fioko.tv
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Imagine if anyone, literally ANYONE, could be tried for a crime they committed We are so fucked

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JohnFosterFic's avatar JohnFosterFic @jfoster.bsky.social
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Elon does not speak for the public. I suspect even the rapacious billionaires club finds him weird and embarrassing.

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Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.'s avatar Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept. @cppilgram.bsky.social
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Also fun to note, the government has always been able to "come after" me, so maybe he thinks I have a chance to be a former president because of the convictions? Huge if true.

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Tim Just Tim's avatar Tim Just Tim @timkrauss.bsky.social
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I wonder why he's not into rich guys being held accountable for their behavior? Weird.

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Screaming into the Void's avatar Screaming into the Void @dlliebow.bsky.social
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"If the former president can be convicted of a crime, what of the immunity enjoyed by other extremely rich and despised men?"

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John G's avatar John G @johnalex.bsky.social
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Trivial, just shows how much these criminals think of themselves, believing you are about the law is ridiculously narcissistic.

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Tom's avatar Tom @photaculous.bsky.social
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From the people who brought us chants of "Lock her up, Lock her up

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Grumpy Old John 🦇's avatar Grumpy Old John 🦇 @grumpyoldjohn.bsky.social
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What the orange hobgoblin did was not trivial. The only damage done was the stank he has plastered all over the office of the leader of the free world. He has forever tainted it. Fuck Elon, the little bitch.

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paddysbooks's avatar paddysbooks @paddysbooks.bsky.social
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‘anyone is at risk of a similar fate’ well yeah, if that fate is being, convicted of a crime you committed

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Martin Schneider's avatar Martin Schneider @wovenstrap.bsky.social
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The scary thing is that great damage is being done to the justice system, but it's coming from Elon Musk and the Republican establishment when they say shit like that. Getting the biggest megaphone in the world and saying "All juries are BULLSHIT" is not good for the justice system.

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Beni Andermatt's avatar Beni Andermatt @beniandermatt.bsky.social
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Oh god, it's like you can't even do crimes anymore!

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Josh Dobbin's avatar Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social
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I actually only **hate** three people. Honestly, two, the 3rd, I just despise and dislike A LOT. But Elon Musk is the only person I genuinely hate that I don't know personally.

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Platy's avatar Platy @platy.bsky.social
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Is he literally saying that rich people should not be convicted of some crime ? Is he saying he quiet part loud ?

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ᜱЄ®ᙏ𝐼Ṇ's avatar ᜱЄ®ᙏ𝐼Ṇ @blucowdawg.bsky.social
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…every day thousands of americans pay court fines or serve sentences for seemingly trivial offenses which they were guilty but unintentional committing… that’s how most of the country lives…

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Dave Parisi's avatar Dave Parisi @daveparisi.bsky.social
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Ffs why are you giving this dipshit the attention he so desperately craves by posting his stuff on the platform we ran away to?

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SkynetAndChill.com's avatar SkynetAndChill.com @skynetandchill.com
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The idea that rich serial criminals could be held accountable is stomach-churning, like the idea of democracy instead of government by self-crowned mountebank kings.

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Rick Schmitz's avatar Rick Schmitz @rickschmitz.bsky.social
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Musk is pretty casual about making promises about tech breakthroughs that his companies are just on the verge of making and then have them not materialize. Perhaps he sees fraud like that as a “trivial matter” as well.

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Kat 's avatar Kat @kat86.bsky.social
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Yes! Falsifying business records is no big deal says a businessman who is trying to send humans to mars and put computer chips into human brains as he doctors his business documents.

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Bethany McCraw 💛🤍💜🖤🌈🌸's avatar Bethany McCraw 💛🤍💜🖤🌈🌸 @bwellsmc.bsky.social
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He sounds scared

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Cusszin Vinny's avatar Cusszin Vinny @cusszinvinny.bsky.social
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#FucktheX

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J. D.'s avatar J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social
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There's a foolproof solution to this concern and it's that he never touch a document on American soil again.

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Sam Coleridge's avatar Sam Coleridge @samcoleridge.bsky.social
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Indeed blah Reads like "in the style of a pre-GPT hack copywriter".

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Hoplite The Wallaby's avatar Hoplite The Wallaby @armoredscout.bsky.social
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Starting to get a little damp under the collar there, Elon? Sounding a little nervous about accountability!

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Comix Thomas 's avatar Comix Thomas @comixthomas.bsky.social
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He stayed in an interview before the trial began that he wrote a check to stormy Daniels and his accounting department recorded it as "legal expense". How do you call it a witch hunt after the dude confessed

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James Felix Black's avatar James Felix Black @tft.io
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Inshallah

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JoWonderland's avatar JoWonderland @jowonderland.bsky.social
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Just a trivial matter that was crucial to his ability to keep his business going.

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Jerome's avatar Jerome @fjerome.bsky.social
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I like it when any rich asshole actually gets held accountable for their crimes. I only know about this one because of politics. Is that motivated by politics?

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Political Film Blog's avatar Political Film Blog @jgiambrone.bsky.social
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Musk is right. Clown show and glaring Lawfare.

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Alan Johnson's avatar Alan Johnson @acjay.com
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Werewolf Bar Kochba's avatar Werewolf Bar Kochba @dickius.bsky.social
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if crime is illegal only outlaws will do crimes

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Mark K's avatar Mark K @fajitadoctor.bsky.social
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“Great damage” just isn’t as catchy as “lock her up”

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UncleFunker's avatar UncleFunker @unclefunker.bsky.social
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Yeah, it's not like he was selling individual cigs on a street corner ..

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Blake Mitchell's avatar Blake Mitchell @blake.bsky.social
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He's a living example of everything we were taught not to grow up to be.

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John Ix's avatar John Ix @frogalapeche.bsky.social
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He's also defaming the jury by declaring they are not excluded from the phrase 'motivated by politics' and therefore crooked.

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Kanna Banana 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷's avatar Kanna Banana 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 @kanna-banana.bsky.social
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if a former president can be convicted of several crimes that's a problem for anyone who also committed several crimes where does the witch hunt it end? at this rate doing crimes might be completely illegal soon 😔

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Ryan Casey's avatar Ryan Casey @roscone.bsky.social
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Also, the fact that even a former president can be convicted over their crimes is a sign of a strong, working legal system

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Grae Hall's avatar Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social
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"Oh shit rich white guys who commit fraud can actually be found guilty now? That's not good for me, main character of the universe and perpetual fraudster Elon X Musk"

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Huh…'s avatar Huh… @capitalistfool.bsky.social
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He's shown only contempt for any government oversight on health, safety, and the environment—why should he care about financial documentation?

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Blue Meme's avatar Blue Meme @bluememe.bsky.social
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Elmo is deeply concerned about preserving trust; preserving the things upon which trust ought to be based, well, not so much.

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Matias Koivurova's avatar Matias Koivurova @mkoivurova.bsky.social
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"Oh no, anyone is at risk of being prosecuted for their crimes!" *Continues to crime anyway*

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algi's avatar algi @algi.bsky.social
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It's just amazing that these people publicly ask for complete immunity. It's the ultimate "do you know who I am".

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ptrdo's avatar ptrdo @ptrdo.bsky.social
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First they came for Donald Trump and I said nothing… Because I did not spend hundreds of thousands of dollars cheating a nation into making me president, and then writing it off as a tax free business expense.

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Debra_fella's avatar Debra_fella @4debra.bsky.social
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mamamia ..... him, again!

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JeanLake's avatar JeanLake @jeanlake.bsky.social
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Oligarchs are clutching their pearls

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The American legal system is now broken.

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Defend yoor boi @realphilgold.bsky.social

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M Glass's avatar M Glass @mglaz.bsky.social
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How dare they treat a long term criminal conman like a … criminal conman. The real question is why it took decades

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Joe Gannon's avatar Joe Gannon @jmgannon.bsky.social
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Perhaps he should go back to South Africa?

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Big Worker's avatar Big Worker @bigworker.bsky.social
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It's getting so a rich man can't even get away with felonies as a matter of course in this country

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DrGeophysics's avatar DrGeophysics @drgeophysics.bsky.social
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U got that right.

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Heathen Queen's avatar Heathen Queen @heathenqueen76.bsky.social
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Campaign fraud is trivial? Looking into it

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Common people's avatar Common people @uncommonpeople.bsky.social
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When they say "if they came for him, imagine what they can do to you" they are not talking to us. They are talking to their fellow billionaires.

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Ghidorahstan64 (he/him)'s avatar Ghidorahstan64 (he/him) @deathginger.bsky.social
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He's so close to getting it, though. America does a lot to shield the wealthy consequences, but they can sometimes be held accountable.

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buster skeetin's avatar buster skeetin @raymanwithaplan.bsky.social
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In service of buying women's silence, even. www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-...

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Erik Champion's avatar Erik Champion @erikmc.bsky.social
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He must be trolling, surely? He does understand how justice in a democracy is supposd to work?

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It's Aunt Masha to you's avatar It's Aunt Masha to you @mashamasha.bsky.social
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"what the hell," Elon mused, "I was told that, with enough money and power, I could be above the law here in this country. What kind of false advertising is that?" I'll be honest, Elon, I'm pleasantly surprised myself. Anyway, Russia has what you're looking for, would you like to move there?

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Sinboy's avatar Sinboy @sinboy.bsky.social
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A buck says he 'likes' a tweet called for Biden to be prosecuted for something to do with Hunter

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He really wants that position in the convicted felon's administration bad.
"Donald Trump and Elon Musk have discussed a possible advisory role for the Tesla leader should the presumptive Republican nominee reclaim the White House" www.wsj.com/politics/don...

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baeb66.bsky.social's avatar baeb66.bsky.social @baeb66.bsky.social
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Leon needs to be worried about how being a terminally-online chud hurts his company's sales. Investors will turn a blind eye to financial misdealings as long as they are making money. When that stops, that's when the lawyers start digging into records.

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Mark Hennessy-Barrett's avatar Mark Hennessy-Barrett @markhb.bsky.social
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He's not used to their being rules, what with him being born rich. Your username is solid gold btw

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Agent of the NWO's avatar Agent of the NWO @ibras.bsky.social
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using campaign funds to pay hush money = "trivial matter" alright then

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Alfonso Rigatoni 's avatar Alfonso Rigatoni @schlaflosinberlin.bsky.social
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Masterful gambit, Sir.

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Tim Park's avatar Tim Park @timpark.bsky.social
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Guilty man says what?

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🇺🇦 Good Governance Seems Important 🇺🇦's avatar 🇺🇦 Good Governance Seems Important 🇺🇦 @lov3.bsky.social
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Elon isn’t on our side.

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Luman Buck  's avatar Luman Buck @tofuttibreak.bsky.social
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“Indeed” what a fuckin dork

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz's avatar Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social
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Wow, check out Master Gambit coming over to the Left by acknowledging that Donnie Boy did anything. "A trivial matter"? The official line is that the ex-President is a perfect angel who never did anything wrong, comrade Musk.

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Gerry Doyle's avatar Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social
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the weird thing about these takes is they act like it is *bad* that ordinary idiots and presidents are treated the same in the eyes of the law

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Lizardguy64's avatar Lizardguy64 @lizardguy64.bsky.social
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Elon doesn't realize that's a good thing.

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