SteveP

@stevecantsmell.bsky.social

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Some good. Some funny. Some indifferent. I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs. he/him/his. Expect puns.

SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:50 UTC

From Plymouth Rock to Kid Rock has been a rise then a steady downward slope.

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

The Midsommar flower dress only it’s me covered in hot dogs

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:56 UTC

Excuse me are you a fertilizer? Because you're a 10-10-10

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

men's soap? is using a forest scented soap gonna burn my tits off or what

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grg @grgd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

TIRED: I'm an American WIRED: I'm a Maxxinista

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

So much Winners! (TJ Maxx owns a chain called Winners in Canada)

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:51 UTC

kinda arrogant to have Independence Day on the day of the UK election, but kids always have to act out

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:41 UTC

I think it's great there's finally one day a year when Americans can talk about America.

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

If you eat a madeleine between discord and rhyme, you’re stradeleine

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

Hi Madeleine. I’m Dadeleine

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MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:59 UTC

If you eat a madeleine while doing a kick flip, it becomes a radeleine

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✨brit ✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:03 UTC

if you eat a madeleine and wash it down with some freshly sucked blood, it becomes a vladeleine

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:55 UTC

such a fun game

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:54 UTC

Gormley, yet somehow Gormless

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:42 UTC

I have another theory

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

is that your pic? may I borrow it for FB?

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:26 UTC

It's like the 1990 game, Stunts

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:15 UTC

What I admire most about the owner of the orange Cybertruck is his commitment to never having sexual intercourse again

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 14:02 UTC

Wow. I can’t believe someone threw out my foam roller tomorrow.

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Sarah Fader @sarahfader.com
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 13:52 UTC

There should be a social media platform for people who have ADHD. Our brains move faster than yours and we are overwhelming to neurotypicals. If we had our own space then we could post 4000 things in 20 minutes and no one would care. They would love it. Should I make this?

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:25 UTC

Feeling coot. Might bitch about you all later.

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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:29 UTC

Does 2 sit-ups* checks for sexy abs*

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:59 UTC

Group 1: Biden destroys Trump Group 2: Trump destroys Biden Group 3: They're all garbage Group 4: Oh, is there a debate? I'm sooo apolitical. Group 5: How dare you give a shit?!

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 15:25 UTC

Laughs in Bubo (clicks and whistles)

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Erin Fogg @criminalerin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 15:13 UTC

Hey how'd all these microplastics get in everyone's dicks and balls and cooters and developing human emberos and whatnots

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

All those people with Morgellons are are feeling more vindicated day after day

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 15:21 UTC

It's called Thorsday when Humpday leaves you feeling thor and walking funny.

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Christine Morales @chrismo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 18:33 UTC

Best of today!

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 07:26 UTC

Is there anything worse than realizing you’re not as close to someone as you thought? Oh, I’m sure there is much worse, but it still stinks.

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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 16:44 UTC

Not enough people on Bluesky are talking about this absolutely bananapants local political news story.

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

That's not cool, man. What a square!

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:20 UTC

one of my co-workers rails on about social media posts starting with "When yada yada yada" and he doesn't realize how much of an old man he sounds.

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Mx. D.E. Anderson @diannaeanderson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 16:53 UTC

old man yells at slang

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:16 UTC

language is a virus...

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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 14:33 UTC

Bsky-Spreading all your words around like a sexually transmitted disease.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2023 at 20:41 UTC

Ahh to be young & dumb again- being old & dumb is so expensive

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 21:47 UTC

The Sammy Hagar song "I can't drive 55," is an obvious cry for help. Can't someone please give him lessons already?

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:18 UTC

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Ashley, Inc @ashleysays.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

Is man crush Monday still a thing? I have some exes I’d like to crush

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Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 13:05 UTC

Anthropic CEO: fully automated luxury gay space communism would be dystopian.

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

So, if I don't shower, I get UBI? But if I shower, I can be worth trillions. I suspect he has those reversed.

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 10:20 UTC

to pee or not to pee that is that is the question (i don’t want to get out of bed yet)

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Trey @tsauro.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

Thing I Said This Morning, out loud even, which ended up with less than hoped for results.... "Listen here Saran Wrap, you are not the boss of me". It did not listen......

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 03:24 UTC

None of my follows have updated in hours. What’s it like to have a social life?!

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SteveP @stevecantsmell.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

I was mistaken for an aphid!

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alber @captainacab.airbud.website
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

“but are you fork-lift certified??” um, i don’t need special training to eat my dinner

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 17:13 UTC

no joke here just a baby duck napping under a tea towel

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 16:40 UTC

Can everyone just shut up for 5 seconds I'm trying to focus on becoming what I hate

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

i’m sorry sir but i have no cash do you accept GoatCoin?

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