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RiotGrlErin

@riotgrlerin.bsky.social

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• goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • pokémon enthusiast •


RiotGrlErin's avatar RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
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Baddies don’t want to be cute.

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a female peacock should be a peacunt and i will die on this hill.

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Memento Morty 🌙's avatar Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
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Some of you are all hawk and no tuah.

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Chestbursty's avatar Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social
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Meat sticks and Gushers for breakfast. I'm moving up in the world

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i call my iphone lois lane bc it doesn’t recognize me with my glasses on either.

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McFlurry's avatar McFlurry @fleurb75.bsky.social
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Are you there, Alien Overlords? It's me, Margaret. I've completed my daily tasks.

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Swim Jeans 👖's avatar Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social
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Like a penis in a woodchipper so are the days of our lives

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bacon popsicle 🫀's avatar bacon popsicle 🫀 @gupton68.bsky.social
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If you’ve ever sat on the same toilet seat as your boss or mother-in-law you’re ass BFFs and there’s nothing you can do to change that.

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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a Domino's pizza for every household ✊

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Nappy Dolemite 's avatar Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social
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Hey, girl. Lemme get all up in that algorithm.

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RiotGrlErin's avatar RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
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Joke went right over your head, methinks.

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢's avatar 𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social
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Me, rigid with anxiety: yeah I’m good, you?

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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[seeing the consequence of my own inaction] someone should do something about this

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RiotGrlErin's avatar RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
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i don’t usually tell ppl how to parent but i was at a wedding once and saw a toddler walking around drinking a pabst blue ribbon and i had to step in because craft beers are so much better.

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RiotGrlErin's avatar RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
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the rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while i’m there.

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RiotGrlErin's avatar RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
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if i were a tattoo artist i would go by the name abraham inkin.

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alber 's avatar alber @captainacab.airbud.website
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i will continue to be annoying until morale improves, and even after that too

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Johnny at Home's avatar Johnny at Home @johnnysthoughts.bsky.social
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Imposing an embargo on work emails until we figure out what's going on

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Auntie Social 's avatar Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social
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There are two wolves inside you. You're being spit-roasted in furry porn

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BEAVE ²'s avatar BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
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Keep your friends close and your tiny dancers even closer.

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RiotGrlErin's avatar RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
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need a dating app for the ppl whose fave thing to do is nothing. no hiking. no adventure. just ordering takeout is enough for me.

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RiotGrlErin's avatar RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
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"do not touch" would be scary to read in braille.

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as a matter of fact all of my systems are nervous.

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️'s avatar Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️ @blitz-y.bsky.social
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god I love it here

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RiotGrlErin's avatar RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
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who called the couch straight when it’s clearly homosectional.

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Mario, Owner of the Moon 's avatar Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social
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“The Jerry Seinfeld pop tart movie was very dumb” is something that I probably should have just known instinctively.

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊's avatar 🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.bsky.social
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[reading the news] this novel sucks

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filth_waste's avatar filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social
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may i see your assortment of single-serving meals for the lonelier gentleman

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what most folks don't appreciate is that the majority of cave people's art was painted ironically

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Xavier's avatar Xavier @xinicit.bsky.social
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Can’t eat enough to fill this hole in my heart, but I can eat enough to block my arteries and that’s close enough.

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PAM!'s avatar PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social
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For every hour you stay awake past midnight your existential dread and pining increase ten fold.

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Sinéad's avatar Sinéad @tidbit.bsky.social
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Please, motherfucker was my father. You can call me fucker.

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lalalyds's avatar lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social
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Got a little sweaty eating pierogies, thought of you

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🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone's avatar 🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone @josie.zone
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Been doing a lot of giggling lately

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PAM!'s avatar PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social
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(playfully punches your arm) Ever had your heart broken, Champ?

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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Reserving my love for the first one to DM me and ask politely for it.

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Coach Rusty's avatar Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social
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I’d love to tell you you’re a good girl but you have a shitty jump shot and play almost no defense

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Xavier's avatar Xavier @xinicit.bsky.social
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My dog has learned that she can weaponize her sad face and use it to bully me into giving her cured meats.

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